Sometimes I’ll be like “am I not good enough to be followed by this artist (anymore)?” and then I’ll realize I don’t even know their name so truthfully why tf should I care lol

Alphys is finding out being an overweight dino-like monster comes with some drawbacks... like having dumb short arms and a huge body that's hard to balance... Don't just stare! Help HER! lol (there's a paid image pack with all versions of this in the replies)

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Neet cat girl that weights as much as an suv 🚙 💦

Totally forgot about these

"When you finally found who's responsible for your mysterious weight gain..." Invisible Woman and Malice from Marvel Rivals.

Been thinking about Invisible Woman / Invisi-Twink lately I just love that hairstyle and the idea of the belt becoming an *issue*… Plus a flustered invisibility user struggling to control their powers the more embarrassed they get? Sign me up NOW

Someone should draw a fem version of the pirate crew from Treasure Planet If not the whole cast then specifically the fart tentacle alien

Tumblr sucks because it’ll randomly be like “do you want to only see feet for the next 4 days regardless of how many you block or hit the “show me less of this post”?” and I’ll be like “no I like feedism not feetism” and it’ll retort by saying feedism is banned so yea fuck Tumblr

Something quick and stupid before i start working on comms

Can someone help me find some art? It’s sfw, fantastic four but reversed powers, fan art and a vertical style poster I think their uniforms were red? Names were like Spectrum (Invisible Woman), Hydro Man (Human Torch), etc. The thing was mud and Mr. Fantastic(?) could harden It looks cool 😩

looks like our beloved narcissistic e-girl flew a little too close to the sun on this one maybe a certain girl failure will keep supporting her streams tho...

once again she faces the consequences of her hubris

the seeds of jealousy have been sown

Sorry wrong account

Shove this up my ass

Secrets kept between two adults. Obviously Fern can't find out about this

Popular artist: *posts jaw dropping art* Me: nice, *follows* Popular artist: *posts the most harmful dogshit opinion ever* Me: nice, *unfollows* Repeat as needed

You will never be pure enough. You will never be clean enough. A certain kind of person will try to bludgeon you to death with the bar of acceptability regardless of what you make or post. So make or post whatever you want.

(Might delete this later but in case yall wanna know what a fatass I am lmao) Me, sick as a dog: *finally falling asleep* My Alexa’s notification:

Wacky Wardrobe Malfunction👖

Finally watching Welcome to Derry and did not expect a lot of the themes they’re exploring —Spoilers— What do you mean he has a brain injury that means he feels no fear? That’s perfect against Pennywise 👀 what will either of their reactions be to each other?? Also-

I’m sick. More art soon. Alphys 👀 I argue with people online when I’m not feeling well lmao So apologies for all the text posts lately lol

Real world event: *happens* The Helldivers community: *running with frothing mouths to be the first to parody it in the poorest taste possible* At least bad communities out themselves and save me the effort

What’s everyone’s fave pics I posted in 2025? I have a few front runners people are mentioning but would love to hear what everyone liked most ^^

Dude: I’m not the jerk! He is for ragebaiting me with my favorite character! Me: you literally cussed out a dude over a Ben 10 alien and now his account is deleted, what’s wrong with you? It’s not even a good alien 😭

I think what I like most about this concept is that it helps explain all those random pics you’ve seen over the years where character are just in (what I now call) a food dimension Utterly surrounded by one food as far as the eye can see? Congrats you’re now part of the food dimension canon lol

“The For You page is SO good!” Meanwhile I’m hitting “show me less of this” a dozen times on the same type of post I don’t want to see Like nah I’m fine not seeing random gut or donation requests from people I’m not following (and don’t know/care about) 👁️👁️

Fun fact: if you order a big enough soup from Olive Garden (and ask for utensils?) they’ll legit give you an entire soup ladle in a bag with 5 sets of silverware I know this because of reasons

I really don’t care about the rest of marvel at this point lol I just want to see the Fantastic Four First Steps characters exploring the cosmos. We only get a tiny taste of that in the movie and I want MORE

Might not continue this series BUT I really want to use this technique to draw Shalla-Bal / the Silver Surfer since that’s the movie was watching on my flight back from Dallas lol Perfect reflectivity IS the conceptual opposite to Invisibility if you think about it

I started wearing the explosive servant of freedom armor in Helldivers 2 to fuck with teamkillers lol What do you mean I get 2 extra seeker grenades AND I explode when someone is being an ass? I killed someone last night doing this and he got so mad 😭😂 karma bay-bee

Happy new year everyone 💚

“Have you guys noticed that whenever anyone brings up the New Year’s party Brie instantly changes the subject?” Happy new year, everyone! 🥳🎉🎉🥂 I hope however you celebrate it, it doesn’t turn out as embarrassing as it did for Brie...

Any ideas for a universal truth / lie detector for an nsfw pic I want to make? Magic is an easy one but I was wondering if there’s any known tropes associated with this that ISNT literally Pinocchio’s nose lengthening lol I basically have some hot dialogue I need to back up with logic lol

At a Carl’s Jr. and it’s using AI in the drive thru About to ask if we can review it as a shit product

I’m adoring the lactation bloating /inflation I’ve been seeing lately *slams table* More please? Pretty please?

Commission for @morimae.bsky.social of their ocs Jam and Tsuki! No Merry Christmas is complete without milk and cookies, and Tsuki certainly got her fill of both~ Enjoy!

Visited a Cracker Barrel for the first time and did not expect half of the place to be a gift shop Never seen that outside of an amusement park, where you have to walk through a gift shop to get to the restaurant lol Good chicken fried steak though

Tumblr, or as I like to call it “the place where everyone spoils new shows so I just close the app and don’t use it” website

I can’t wait to get home and start drawing again Love my (extended) family but if people think I’m a lot then imagine that but it’s 30 people

Merry Krimbus

If this most recent thing is what gets artists to move from Twitter… and not the whole racist nazi thing… then uh… I don’t exactly want you lmfao Stay in your cesspit, you liked it so far right? *jabs you with a big stick* Get back in there, you’re going to drag mud on my nice carpet

There’s a concept I’ve gotten partially funded that involves a fairy that I’m very excited to draw… Flabby fairies dragging their guts through food make me happy ok

I have a win rate of 98% in Helldivers 2 I only know that because I saw someone bragging they had a win rate of 85% lol Yes I am bragging harder than them

amazing digital burpcus

Gardevoirs with very saggy droopy bellies, cus I think they're neat 👀