he's so proud of him he's mentioned that high note multiple times

forgot to turn my alarm off and just woke up 3 hours early for no reason 😭

trench? no. THE SWARM 🐛🐞🪲🐛🦋🪲🐞🪲🐛🪲🦋🐞🪲🐛🐞🦋 (a TOP sticker concept i made :DD)

White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off theonion.com/white-h...

White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off

56 Years Ago Today:

Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently

Moment Of Silence Followed By Hot Dog Race

From The Archives: ‘New York Times’ Issues Apology For Reporting Palestinian Deaths

Researchers Determine Coelacanth Faked Own Extinction To Escape Massive Gambling Debt theonion.com/researc...

Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had theonion.com/man-who...

Congress, Now More Than Ever, We Need Your Cowardice

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

just tried to play a song on my inconsolably horny playlist and got an ad for therapy 💀

YOU only live once. i play by my own rules

Y’know who I *do* miss from the Other Place? This account:

dude how long have i been sitting on this gummy worm

keep in mind same sex marriage was only legalized in the us 10 years ago. this was always on the table. they have been planning this since the day it passed, just like with roe v wade. and it will not stop here.

just smacked myself in the face with my own earbuds

Spend Some Time (Forever) by bbluejoseph Rated: T Words: 10,777 Rabler, friends to lovers, car radio climbing, josh pining pathetically, falling in love this is the third bbluejoseph fic in the list but i literally just reread this and added it to my bookmarks archiveofourown.org/works/29346528

the only thing i miss abt twitter is that if i searched my name i would see like a dozen or so tweets from ppl talking abt my fics

I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing A Black Man Into This House Until I've Tidied Up And Created A Welcoming Environment theonion.com/i-wont-...

Geologists Recommend Eating At Least One Small Rock Per Day theonion.com/geologi...

Seagull With Diarrhea Barely Makes It To Crowded Beach In Time theonion.com/seagull...

Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work theonion.com/relaxin...

sat down to eat some cream of chicken soup (i have a cold) and a gnat flew over, landed directly in the soup, and died instantly. what the hell man

dont ever want to hear any bitch asses saying “its not that bad”

downloaded an app specifically to id bird songs and the second it was ready the bird shut up. how tf do they know

last night there was a mosquito in my drink and tonight a live moth flew into my mouth. so the insects have turned on me

My heart breaks for trans kids, who do not deserve this obsessive animus that adults are directing at them.

happy birthday to everyone’s favourite drummer!! - #twentyonepilots #joshdun #cliqueart

i'm still learning what this is.

lowkey asking if anyone is wanting to commission me because i’m trying to afford twenty one pilots tickets 😭 they’ve been my favorite band since i was 12 and i haven’t got to see them live yet, and now they’re literally going to perform a city away from me

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBHHHBBBBBNHCJJDJJDJDJJDJJDJDNBDBBDHHDUJDJNCNDHHSHHDHJCHDHDJSJXJCHDNRNJDJNXNFNDJDDJLFOGIHDIDJTSUTSUTDUDUTDYIDUTDTGDVDUVDUGSKGDJGFIGFNGDUTDUGDKGDJGDUTDISGJDJGDOGDOHDWOHFKHFAJGAXDIGWXIYWDJWGXJWGDJA NEVER KILL YOURSELF! twenty one pilots - The Contract youtu.be/QZfH7cFp3Ys?...

don't know how my dad managed to accidentally buy unfrosted pop tarts but at least i can save money on a father's day card this year

who came up with the idea that phones should vibrate every time you touch the screen. like how is that actually useful or desirable

this haze around my face makes me feel all alone.

if white Americans didn’t want Mexicans in California maybe they should not have conquered California from Mexico and then spent 150 years building up an economy entirely dependent on the flow of people and goods across the border just a thought

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Greta Thunberg has been kidnapped by the state of Israel. "Please make sure to be loud." - One of the last messages from the crew before being taken hostage after the attack from Israel RESHARE! REPOST! SPEAK OUT! RELEASE. THE. CREW. END. THE. BLOCKADE. FREE. PALESTINE.

11pm doodles #cliqueart

Area Homosexual Saves Four From Fire theonion.com/area-ho...

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock? theonion.com/why-do-...