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sinbean lashes out 🏳️⚧️
5 months ago
he's so proud of him he's mentioned that high note multiple times
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coyu! :D
5 months ago
trench? no. THE SWARM 🐛🐞🪲🐛🦋🪲🐞🪲🐛🪲🦋🐞🪲🐛🐞🦋 (a TOP sticker concept i made :DD)
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6 months ago
White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off
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6 months ago
White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off
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6 months ago
56 Years Ago Today:
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6 months ago
Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently
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6 months ago
Moment Of Silence Followed By Hot Dog Race
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6 months ago
From The Archives: ‘New York Times’ Issues Apology For Reporting Palestinian Deaths
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NEW YORK—Claiming that the humanizing of occupied peoples is not what the newspaper stands for, The New York Times issued an apology Tuesday for reporting on Palestinian deaths. “Our thoughtful and ac...
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6 months ago
Researchers Determine Coelacanth Faked Own Extinction To Escape Massive Gambling Debt
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6 months ago
Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had
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7 months ago
Congress, Now More Than Ever, We Need Your Cowardice
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wint
6 months ago
watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
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just tried to play a song on my inconsolably horny playlist and got an ad for therapy 💀
6 months ago
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Tyler Joseph Hourly 𓃑
6 months ago
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YOU only live once. i play by my own rules
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Madeline Kahnivore
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Y’know who I *do* miss from the Other Place? This account:
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dude how long have i been sitting on this gummy worm
6 months ago
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sinbean lashes out 🏳️⚧️
6 months ago
keep in mind same sex marriage was only legalized in the us 10 years ago. this was always on the table. they have been planning this since the day it passed, just like with roe v wade. and it will not stop here.
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just smacked myself in the face with my own earbuds
6 months ago
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sinbean lashes out 🏳️⚧️
8 months ago
Spend Some Time (Forever) by bbluejoseph Rated: T Words: 10,777 Rabler, friends to lovers, car radio climbing, josh pining pathetically, falling in love this is the third bbluejoseph fic in the list but i literally just reread this and added it to my bookmarks
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the only thing i miss abt twitter is that if i searched my name i would see like a dozen or so tweets from ppl talking abt my fics
6 months ago
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7 months ago
I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing A Black Man Into This House Until I've Tidied Up And Created A Welcoming Environment
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7 months ago
Geologists Recommend Eating At Least One Small Rock Per Day
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6 months ago
Seagull With Diarrhea Barely Makes It To Crowded Beach In Time
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6 months ago
Relaxing Tea Better Fucking Work
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sat down to eat some cream of chicken soup (i have a cold) and a gnat flew over, landed directly in the soup, and died instantly. what the hell man
7 months ago
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gordon 🐞
7 months ago
dont ever want to hear any bitch asses saying “its not that bad”
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Will🇺🇸📎✌️☮️🌲
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downloaded an app specifically to id bird songs and the second it was ready the bird shut up. how tf do they know
7 months ago
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last night there was a mosquito in my drink and tonight a live moth flew into my mouth. so the insects have turned on me
7 months ago
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Moira Donegan
7 months ago
My heart breaks for trans kids, who do not deserve this obsessive animus that adults are directing at them.
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.paulina
7 months ago
happy birthday to everyone’s favourite drummer!! -
#twentyonepilots
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twenty one pilots lyric bot
7 months ago
i'm still learning what this is.
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livi Ი𐑼
7 months ago
lowkey asking if anyone is wanting to commission me because i’m trying to afford twenty one pilots tickets 😭 they’ve been my favorite band since i was 12 and i haven’t got to see them live yet, and now they’re literally going to perform a city away from me
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P.L.H. is on Bluesky
7 months ago
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBHHHBBBBBNHCJJDJJDJDJJDJJDJDNBDBBDHHDUJDJNCNDHHSHHDHJCHDHDJSJXJCHDNRNJDJNXNFNDJDDJLFOGIHDIDJTSUTSUTDUDUTDYIDUTDTGDVDUVDUGSKGDJGFIGFNGDUTDUGDKGDJGDUTDISGJDJGDOGDOHDWOHFKHFAJGAXDIGWXIYWDJWGXJWGDJA NEVER KILL YOURSELF! twenty one pilots - The Contract
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Twenty One Pilots - The Contract (Official Video)
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don't know how my dad managed to accidentally buy unfrosted pop tarts but at least i can save money on a father's day card this year
7 months ago
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who came up with the idea that phones should vibrate every time you touch the screen. like how is that actually useful or desirable
8 months ago
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twenty one pilots lyric bot
8 months ago
this haze around my face makes me feel all alone.
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Julia Carrie Wong
8 months ago
if white Americans didn’t want Mexicans in California maybe they should not have conquered California from Mexico and then spent 150 years building up an economy entirely dependent on the flow of people and goods across the border just a thought
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Gigi ⊬
8 months ago
FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE
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Eye On Palestine
8 months ago
Greta Thunberg has been kidnapped by the state of Israel. "Please make sure to be loud." - One of the last messages from the crew before being taken hostage after the attack from Israel RESHARE! REPOST! SPEAK OUT! RELEASE. THE. CREW. END. THE. BLOCKADE. FREE. PALESTINE.
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andréanne
8 months ago
11pm doodles
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8 months ago
Area Homosexual Saves Four From Fire
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8 months ago
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8 months ago
Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
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