Even served upon a sliver platter it still tasted of lies.

NEWS: An AFP fact-check reveals that a video posted by Donald Trump and the White House depicting "chaos" in Chicago as justification for deploying the national guard features old footage of incidents in other states including Florida, Texas, South Carolina and Nebraska.

Elon pays women to have his babies but then hates his women and his babies.

Don’t get high and do your podcast.

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If you’re gonna get that Minnie Riperton note out of your lady you need to read my book “Lovin’ You’”.

Your taxes are helping Argentina pay for their groceries

An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative

If you know Kid Rocks real name, why?

Kid Rock is Ted Nugent without any guitar skills or vocal capabilities. So just like Nugent.

Knowing they cheated to win and nobody has done anything about that in 9 months has their fur standing up

“Free speech” only counts if you’re a white bigot.

Added water to the tub not realizing someone had planted a bath bomb. Now I’m in the kitchen with tub shards and a wonderful cucumber mint smell

Deport these fascists back to Hell

RFK Jr is personally taking samples of teenagers sperm counts with his esophagus

$2Bn worth of confidential top-secret documents are missing.

Mansplaining always has talking points but never any substance.

Jeffries: “ And then you got Karoline Leavitt, who's sick. She's out of control. And I'm not sure whether she's just demented, ignorant, a stone-cold liar, or all of the above"

Billionaires want you to pay $1000 per Twinkie

When a White House press secretary uses dehumanizing language like this - labeling millions of Americans as “terrorists” or “criminals” - it crosses a line that should matter to everyone, regardless of party. This should never be acceptable from the people who speak for the President of the USA.👇

Mitch McConnell outrunning karma in wheelchair

“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government…” ~Patrick Henry

Nothing yellow on Google

If you’re in trouble on land, seek help. If you’re in trouble in water. Sea kelp.

Fluorescent is always fun. #uvpaint #iwassohighwhenididthat

“You are the mushroom.” I paint stuff. This is a rock. I painted it. It’s a thing I do. Enjoy! #iwassohighwhenididthat

I paint stuff. These are rocks. I painted em. It’s a thing I do. Enjoy! #iwassohighwhenididthat

I paint stuff. This is a rock. I painted it. It’s a thing I do. Enjoy! #iwassohighwhenididthat

I paint stuff. This is a rock. I painted it. It’s a thing I do. Enjoy! #iwassohighwhenididthat

I paint stuff. This is a rock. I painted it. It’s a thing I do. Enjoy! #iwassohighwhenididthat

I paint stuff. This is a rock. I painted it. It’s a thing I do. Enjoy! #iwassohighwhenididthat

I paint stuff. This is a rock. I painted it. It’s a thing I do. Enjoy! #iwassohighwhenididthat

On Saturday October 18th, I’m asking you to attend the No King’s March in your local communities. We have witnessed the increasing authoritarianism and its policies in our country. We dissent.

If we end up in a facility together, I’m the guy who painted the tetherballs to look like Kristi Noem’s oblong head

I still haven’t listened to that free U2 album. And I’m OK with that

The GEO Group bills itself as a good partner to the primarily economically disadvantaged communities where it runs its prisons and ICE detention facilities. They frequently highlight their local giving for scholarships and education as evidence of this. The thing is, that’s utter nonsense 🧵

Update to Whistle protocol in Chicago: Code Red signal (ICE is detaining someone) has been modified to continuous blast.

Dr Oz says the US is “under babied” Kennedy says declining birth rates are a national security threat Neither will do a damn thing to control measles and infectious diseases that are disabling & killing kids Neither will address gun violence which takes the lives of countless kids every year

The insulin patent was sold by Frederick Banting for $1. The Canadian who discovered insulin everyone to be able to access life saving medication. In the US it’s financially out of reach for many people. California is changing that. I hope other states follow suit.

My husband’s ballot came in the mail. Mine did not. I looked into why and… I was purged from the voting roll. PLEASE CONFIRM YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION.

Himes: If you've got the capability to blow a boat out of the water, you've got the capability to interdict it, arrest everyone on board, interrogate them, and find out where it was going, where it came from, who the bosses are, and what the distribution networks look like.