i ended up on the tiny desk community mashup yay!

Look, Seattleites know how to accommodate visitors okay? 🐺: @scarletscritch.bsky.social

I have such a weakness for role reversal scenarios.. Sometimes dad needs to be put in his place, yanno?

three martins one brain cell

Feed your coyotes extra scraps today! Even the nerdy ones. 🔺🤓☝️🔺

Alas, no TFF this year! Despite being local it just doesn't make financial sense at this time. Hope everyone has a great time! Look forward to seeing all the photos. 💙

Removing an egg from my hole while watching Power Rangers? Call that Tenga Bye Bye.

And then?

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy. Now kindly give me all your mortal possessions.

[Don LaFontaine voice] In a world where egg

Naked camping season is almost upon us. 🔺🔺

This is the guy setting up your Excel dashboards, by the way.

I know it's a long shot and the job market is ass right now, but if anyone knows of any leads on these roles it'd be an immense help. 🙏

Mar10 followed by Coyote Awareness Week?

Afterglow. #nsfw

STS2 has consumed my free time this week. Necrobinder, my beloved. 🦴

Another dnd characters they're a marten

Can't wait for the internal x-ray shots right next to the internal cumshots in my furry porn. 🙄

I can tell the previous work week really took it out of me. It's been a weekend of "being too hard on myself" and feeling helpless. Here's to some STS2 and homemade carrot cake quelling those feelings.

Starts sentence with "fun fact" Proceeds to share fact that is indeed the complete opposite of fun

Record turnout for the Democratic primary this year. Proud of you, Texas. We need that energy and more come November.

Did the thing. Always do the thing.

Not even Nordstrom Rack can resist the allure of furry-coded graphic tees.

I never learn my lesson, working too hard on projects/chores over the weekend just to hit the work week and be over it by 9am.

My little yard helper

Me in a nutshell 💀

In the story of Humpty Dumpty it is never said that he is an egg. However, it is never said that he is NOT an egg. This means that any character in ANY story could be an egg unless explicitly stated otherwise. Keep that in mind when you read a Jack Reacher novel

Drinking the tamest IPA tonight just to hit "meets expectations" on the dad report card.

Please I am begging people to not fall into the "well that sucks but *shrug* red state gonna red state" line of thinking. Kansas has a DEMOCRATIC governer and the state legislature and Republican AG who she beat did a complete end-around on her to make trans people illegal. This is so fucked up.

My mouth is watering just by seeing it again. He did a phenomenal job (as always). 💙

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A new week, a new set of meals. - Turkey burgers with roasted sesame broccoli for dinner yesterday - White chicken chili for lunch today - Herby tofu pasta with red peppers for dinner today And now, chana dal with riced cauliflower for the next few lunches.

Spent yesterday organizing my favorited music, and it has me grinning how bucketed it is between my two sonas. The stoat is super high energy. Lots of dance music and bubble pop. Living in the here and now. The coyote is heavily acoustic. Major emphasis on storytelling. Much more pensive vibes.

Coy-ote 🫣

I need to invest in some new tanks but at least I've got a cool hat. 🌵

Long lady :]

Stoat takes on prey that is substantially bigger than him (the prey is a macro)

Shot in the dark, but if anyone is attending LSFC this weekend and wants to do some bouldering let me know! There's a gym within 5 minutes walking distance of the hotel. I'm out of practice but always looking for an excuse to shred my pawbs. :3

Fellow Texans, reminder that early voting for primaries begins today. In 2024 less than 1M people voted in the Democratic primary, and the Senate race this year will be competitive. Let's blow those numbers out of the water and make the Republicans even more nervous heading into midterms.

Man, 40 already? What a wild feeling. My thirties have been some of my most explorative and expressive years on this planet, and that's not stopping anytime soon. Here's to 40 more years of changing and growing. 💙💚

happy valentine's day!!! 💖

Please let some good news come today.

Stoat Quest episode 11 (ish)

Sometimes when trying new things you can't help but be a little cute about it. #nsfw #thirstythursday

Finally pulled the trigger on LSFC reg before they sold out. Probably be there Saturday only. See you local beans there. \o/

Which other Olympic mascots could Italian stoats Tina and Milo slaughter in cold blood? defector.com/which-other-...

Reading through a cookbook: This guy gets it

Okay guys, hear me out.. What if Discord but weasel.

KW3 singlehandedly making this game interesting.