Celebrini does hand over the "C", but Crosby declines with gratitude. "It's your time," he says. He then looks over at John Tavares. "But I'll take your 'A', dweeb."

Hotel Concierge: "... and you can check-in yourself before-" Me: "You wreck-in yourself!" <blank stare> Me: "I'll be checking out now."

As an almost-lifelong fan of SNL, this 51st season has been almost painful to watch. Episode 19 (Matt Damon) finally had me laughing more than once. The kitty litter commercial… 😆🤣😂

Today, in my neighbourhood, was a helicopter that was a lot lower than normal air traffic of its type. It was still a few hundred feet up, but low enough that I was trying to keep my eye on it while driving... kinda like so:

I was born in the 70s and love movies. My daughter, born in the '00s, has seen more movies from before I was born than I have and likely ever will. The kids are gonna be fine.

1 star. Would not watch.

Saw that coming.

If you’ve been raised in Vancouver, their is a soft “g” when pronouncing it. Like “Vangcouver”. It’s subtle, but it’s there. Also “schadenfreude” is pronounced “Canucks”.

My parents have luxury watches they’re handing down to a couple grandkids. They’ve been in a safety deposit box for years and required maintenance on them will cost a couple grand. Same day, in a restaurant, Mom figures out a way to save fifty cents on dessert. Frugal and cheap aren’t the same.

This!

Phthalo blue doesn’t exist outside of the BRCU. (Bob Ross Cinematic Universe)

May the 4th be with you! Watch my Star Wars mockumentary "The Lightsaber Maker" here! www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjOu...

“Man plans, God laughs.” That laughter sometimes takes the form of discovering a 24-hour Bob Ross channel.

We should all be talking about Widow’s Bay (Apple+).

Coincidence? I think not! Or probably.

On my last day at work, after being given notice of being laid off a few weeks ago, I smile knowing that this emoticon will forever live in the company’s Slack instance.

Not the Weekend at Bernie’s reboot we were expecting.

Well, it took 7 episodes, but Rooster (HBO) finally arrived at the welling-with-joy moments that we got with Ted Lasso and Shrinking. Bill Lawrence, you and your crews are glorious bastards.

@shanesbrains.bsky.social No giggling.

Twice in the last four days. Sandwiched his other specials in between. 5 stars. Will watch again.

Then Jesus asked him, “What is your name?” “My name is Legion,” he replied, “for we are bofa.”

It's Canadian National Film Day, and I'm a sucker for shameless self promotion, so here's a short film I finished back in 2023 and have been too tired to make anything since: youtu.be/hh1qC6tLRLg?...

Cow to the crew of Orion: "Yeah? So?" <jumps away>

The answer… sort of!

Today I learned there’s been a guitar on the ISS since 2001, it gets used a lot, and it was made in Vancouver.

The ISS is actually quite close to where Orion is. Can they see the reentry?

This is why I disabled Google’s AI Overview. I look forward to the day when kids say, “That’s AI!” Just like people today say, “That’s BS!”

Try to imagine how good it will feel when one only has to hate the memory of him.

Jesus, NASA, act like you've been there before. 😉

Just saw it in Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice. At what was a surprisingly emotional moment in an otherwise goofy/fun film, too. Not fair!

If you watch Redux Redux (2025), don’t look at Mia (Stella Marcus) and think of a teenage, female George Clooney. Just don’t. It’s too late for me. Save yourself.

The first episode of SNL UK had more laughs in it than the entire current season of SNL. Off to a decent start.

Where I live there are bears, coyotes, and mountain lions. Nobody ever talks about having to live with the dinosaurs.

The crows outside appear to be making plans for the weekend. That, or they're discussing having a rumble with the birds in the tree across the street. Either way, they're not telling Frieda what they're up to.

My keys are either in my pocket or on my nightstand. That’s it. My wife’s life… From the driver’s seat, I watched my wife lock our front door, get in the car, decide she wanted her scarf, go back to the front door… and spend about 60-90 seconds looking for her keys. I was laughing so hard! 😂

If I ever get dementia, please make sure Van Halen's Eruption is played for me at least a few times a week. I'd love to hear it for the first time over and over again.

The name of the hors d’oeuvre, “Pigs in a blanket”, does not indicate quantity. Is that one? Is that many?! Why isn’t it Pig in a Blanket for one and then Pigs in Blankets for multiple? Madness.

We're more than halfway through a jug of milk that has a best-before date of March 4th. It has no signs of spoiling. I've never felt more alive.

Raise your hand if you forecasted The Weather Channel becoming a movie studio. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db1D...

Yesterday I filmed several baby birds walking across a street directly at my camera and asked Bluesky to suggest music Several dozen folks did Some even dubbed music over the original clip. I haven't been able to get this out of my head. So I give you A Bluesky exclusive: Reservoir Ducks 🐣 🪶

Me (in British Columbia, changing the time on the clock in the car): “That’s the last time we’ll ever push that button.” Wife: “The battery’s probably going to die at some point and we’ll have to set it, then.” Ever the optimist.

When my wife and I first watched Band of Brothers the only really famous people were Schwimmer, Walhberg, Livingston, and Fallon. I recognized a few others from the odd movie parts here and there. My adult daughter’s watching it now and, as far as she’s concerned, it’s a star-studded cast.

Today I learned the largest city/town/ville in Canada is La Tuque, QC. You could fit almost 3.5 (Metro) Londons into it. It covers almost the same area on land/water as Hawaii. If it were a country it would be the 141st largest in the world. And not even 12,000 people live there. C'est fou!

By trading both Tyler Myers and Conor Garland, the Vancouver Canucks have plummeted in the NHL’s ANL* standings. * Average Neck Length

My wife is rewatching ER from the beginning. Every time the end credits begin she says, “Michael Crichton.” I got this text:

It got me today. Damnit.

If it wasn’t for AI we’d never know all the words that rhyme with orange.

I deactivated my Xitter account ages ago, and even then I only held onto it so I could keep in touch with the city I live in. They weren’t active on Bluesky. Recently that changed! 👍🏻 Check for yours and follow. Shoutouts to @cityofcoquitlam.bsky.social and @cityofportmoody.bsky.social, too.

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling