OUT NOW

EXTOLANT - ABANDON 4/2/25

One must have their heart ripped out in order to truly soar.

Nvm bye again :3

This app just don't hit the same yall I'm sorry

Suspended again hi there bluskiedoodles

TICKETS www.eventbrite.com/e/dead-root-...

Indianapolis I’m back baby and I'm going b2b with @extolant.bsky.social It’s been a minute and I got a lot to show off. Let’s come out 2025 knees high and elbows thrown

ExtolantB2BNullboy has been needing to happen for YEARS now so excited to see this announcement

SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT INDIANAPOLIS EXTOLANT B2B NULLBOY JANUARY 25th @ THE MOUSETRAP

2025 bookings are officially open! Contact me at [email protected] for more information!

@extolant.bsky.social collab has been revived gamers

@extolant.bsky.social you're my top!

I'm in my Extolant posting arc

Buying one of these and filling it with fent

Oh you're a bottom? Name 4 Ableton stock plugins

If you're not jacking off with me, you're jacking off against me which is way hotter

America really traded creampies for 20¢ off a gallon

This app is painfully sterile, where's all the humor and whimsy

This app still needs a drafts feature

My testicle jacuzzi malfunctioned and left comical grill marks on my sack

Don't flash no sweaty armpits around me I'm like a shark smelling blood

I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look

One of the CDJs last night didn't work and two of them were set to blocks mode 😭

Would you rather pee every time you cum or cum every time you pee

Apparently Broken Vault Records completely shut down and took KILL YOUR BEAUTIES with it, which is my personal favorite release of mine. I'm unsure if I'll be able to reupload due to copyright, but I will look into it.

Lol

Zesty like lasagna sauce, got me attracting these Garfield's

Need my balls drain and my stomach filled

Only on this app to escape the Solar Heavy ads

Receiving random DMs is like getting an item box in Mario Kart, what will I get this time? Collab requests? Boob pictures??? … Oh boy, death threats!

Got a virus from esex and now it hurts when I http

“They/them pronouns are confusing” nah what the fuck is phase cancellation

Bill They The Science Gay

Who is Sky and why are we all blowing him

I have zero fucking clue how the feed works on this app

I wouldn't have minded the Burger King foot lettuce if it was a goth girl

So many new followers, I must be hot and sexy with a large penits or something like that

The flesh eating amoeba are having a field day on my balls

What do you think her next text will say

Playing with her boobs ❌ Reasoning with her rack ✅

guy at the club tn ran up to me, held his phone in front of me and it was FaceTiming @extolant.bsky.social Second time I’ve run into you at DNA, I’m impressed by your methods

Jizzing in a graveyard call me a ghost producer

Guess I gotta turn my BlueSky swag on

Twitter is so indescribably shit now so I'm back on this app

My social media manager (the voices) told me I need to post here

Social media presence or whatever