My steak is too juicy, It’s actually genuinely difficult to take selfies without my boobs being the main character

Twin Peaks: Crip Walk With Me

I finally have the compression stuff off and my tits can be free now I am 38DD, larger than even my ripperdoc estimated

My surgeon gave me an ID card with a serial number for my tits for maintenance and repair I am an android

Oh joy, that’s the government bluntly stating they’re going to kill trans people

Twin Peaks ending on twice on two cliffhangers is going to keep me up at night for the rest of my life

I gotta stop clinging to past mistakes I’m having trouble getting over the fact that I’d have all these surgeries almost a decade ago if I didn’t waste away getting wasted for years, lost time and such. Better late than never. At least I have huge tits and a beautiful Girlfriend 🙂

Performative Ghost in the Shell fans when they realize the original Major Kusanagi is an alcoholic lesbian She just like me fr

Gas may be $900 per gallon but at least I have a two 2-liters on my chest so realistically things are going very well

That new Ghost in the Shell show is gonna be so fun

This new hitbox is gonna take some getting used to

If the world is ending at least I can go out with D cup tits, Brand New Ballistics

I got a boob job yesterday

when i turn 30 will you guys still think im awesome

- a well paying career - a girl that loves me - a car that runs beautifully - gender surgeries in the near future (like two weeks) - maybe even moving to Vegas next year I don’t got much to complain about anymore. It feels like “the bad era” is officially over Right on time for WW3 too, awesome.

52 days until my surgery appointment I am so fucking excited

Wait, don’t send me to die in Iran! I make mediocre jokes about dubstep on the internet!!

but hey, at least we won’t get drafted

Trying very hard not to think about the worst possible outcome

So much for bodily autonomy What even happens next like genuinely what happens next?

Resident Evil 9 is the most thrilling video game experience I’ve had in such a long time, maybe even in over a decade.

Probably never going to play this game again, that last achievement was the most difficult survival horror experience I’ve ever had

Why the fuck didn’t I die in that car accident

I'm still in a dream, Snake Eater.

I’d be the perfect survival horror protagonist

That was actually fucking awesome I gotta go to more shows that aren’t riddim

Being brave tonight and going to a non-riddim show

I need a 0% vape because I really gotta quit nicotine

Made a letterboxd account today

I think the US has only had like one or two years of no war the entire time I’ve been alive

Ballerina was really cool but you can tell John Wick only appears because the producers didn’t have faith in a spin-off surviving without Keanu Reeves in it despite the world being recognizable enough without him. Also, the third act of the movie is the best Resident Evil 4 adaptation ever

Just a whisper

Finally found a green jacket so I can LARP as James Sunderland or perhaps The Riddler (2022)

It’s a shame that the only twitter tweets I make that get attention are the selfies where I look hot and not my fucking hilarious bits

Ohhhh okay so this country is, like, *fucked* fucked 😦

Despite my constant sad posts, I’m actually doing very well! Sobriety looks good on me(:

Turns out quitting nicotine is easy

I am more powerful than god 84 hours without nicotine

48 hours, next person who cuts me off at the grocery store is getting their head eaten

Within me is the fury of a praying mantis.

Thanks google photos for constantly reminding me I used to be fat and drunk all the time 👍

Just made it 24 hours without nicotine 😁

Shout out to the unopened Pabst rolling around the train rn

Shrimp cannot fry rice, it’s not possible.

Every time I wanna crash out I go to the gym instead I go to the gym every day

I must have hit the right button or something regarding my voice because I haven’t been misgendered on the phone all week 😁

saw a lone doc marten on the ground outside the 7-11 where are you lesbian cinderella

In a constant state of “wait I’m goated” and “I’ve fallen off”