Good pump todayyyy

Glad I got here early cause merch line is craaaazy

Headed to Milwaukee for Distant Worlds 😀

back in the gym consistently and it feels good asf (sorry irl oomfs)

the l*rd is truly testing me today omg

no ffix remake announced time to get my clown makeup tattooed

Carly Rae Jepsen’s Malört

if let loose by loosey laduca has no streamers then I’m DEAD

thinking of finally buying the premium version of strong, but does anyone have workout apps they think are better???

felt like I was literally dying until I realized I haven’t had a sip of water since WEDNESDAY

I can’t stop saying “warning…unexpected minge in shagging area.”

New pen arrived happy early birthday to meeee

on a call with one of our commodity brokers, they were talking about six flags, and my dumbass forgot I wasn’t muted and said “six WHAT”

“you better not put tove lo on the touchtunes and maladaptive daydream when we go out tonight” me:

tove lo I’m to blame so good I had to ride it

Hoary Boulder since the aversion of the Final Days

Bloomf was in my dream lmaoooo

New York bound

gym time

work announced full RTO in June ohhhh it’s over

what in the pretty little liars …

friends dragging me because everyone I date is medium distance bestie I live in Green Bay, Wisconsin the dating pool doesn’t exist

watching the traitors and ooooo I hate that man

ASK FOR MONEEEEEEY AND GET ADVICE ASK FOR ADVICE GET MONEY TWICEEEEEE

in the airport after 3 hours of sleep

five minutes up!

going to gym see y’all there

LIVE with Monstie Hunter lets hunt some monsties!!!!!! www.twitch.tv/tacosauced

this is literally the best thing I’ve heard in 2025, I’ve been fighting in the PITS for my girl

Chikorita! We won!!

CHIKORITA STARTER IN Z-A AHHHH??????

me and oomf listening to punisher at the gym

hitting my protein goals to blow my back out, hitting my fiber goals to get my back blown out

when she said “I’ll be your sinner in secret” ohhhh it was over right then and there!

While all my oomfs play MH this weekend I’ll be playing AoM: Retold

The gym to Culver’s pipeline

Today’s high temperature is 72F/22C and sunny

me, a gay guy in my mid 30s: hell yeah bhad bhabie get her ass

She was real af for this

almost sent oomf a thirst trap on Instagram

oh!

successful weekend !

I’m screaming. I would fuck up a broccoli cheddar one though

😭😭😭

Greg Casar is soooo f*cking hot 😭😭😭

FINALLY FREEEEE FROM SALLIE MAE

skin was looking tea this morninggg