Wow. Spoken like a true statesman. 🙄

Not usually into wonky non-fiction, but Regime Change is surprisingly readable.

The Little House reboot has all the depth and complexity of a Hallmark movie. That's...probably not an accident.

England still has the world darts champion and that’s all that matters

They're gonna make a deal. Any minute now.

There's only one Clown Prince of Crime and he ain't no joker from the funny books.

I wish I'd enjoyed alternative music as much then as I do now and watched this more. RIP Dave.

Fluck flock

Stephen Colbert has the chance to the funniest thing now...

Our Bagel being a cutie

It's just plain old banal team sports to them. If my side does it, it's fine. If yours does, you're a filthy commie traitor.

"We need to find someone authentically working class!" Ok, how will we find them? "With the same entitled consultant class we've always used!"

Well, there's only about a one in 50 chance of a reboot being any good and the Little House one is all sizzle, no steak.

The carrot and stick are the same thing.

DO NOT LOOK THE PEOPLE'S HOUSE IN THE EYE

I always knew there was something a bit Kafka-esque about Property Brothers...

Oldie but a goodie

PSA for PA-10 voters. Send to any friends and family in that district.

Call me old-fashioned, but I think the President of the United States should be able to remember the name of a nation he’s been bombing the shit out of for five months.

Of course we have Jim Steinem to thank for both the title line to Total Eclipse and also "living in a powder keg and giving off sparks," but it was Bonnies vocal performance that really sold them. RIP, Ms. Tyler. I'm trying not to think about how you were the same age as my mom.

Preach!

So, I've been out of town. What's going on in Maine?

I liked Armie Hammer better when he was merely a cannibal.

The Graham Platner fiasco proves that the Democrat Party is far too tolerant of sexual predators. by Matt Gaetz, Roy Moore, Pete Hegseth, Jim Jordan, Dennis Hastert, Blake Farenthold, Trent Franks, Herman Cain, Cory Mills, Clarence Thomas, Brett Kavanaugh, and Donald J. Trump

I don't get why they get to elect a rapist and we can't. You mothers wanna impeach the President or no? Because we don't take the Senate, that don't happen. Signed, a sexual assault victim.

Trump accounts are socialism. End of story.

There may be no crying in baseball, but there's plenty in futbol!

Sure, we all love flammable tapwater but have you even said thank you?

Democrats are communists in the same sense that Donald Trump is a Christian: They are not.