The author of this report really thought it was a good idea to put every single individual value present in the data tables into the report text in narrative style. WHY #AuditingAndHasToCheckAllThisStuff

If anyone ever asks me, why do you live in Seattle? Why do you live in the Pacific Northwest? Doesn't it rain there all the time this? This is why I live here because this is the park less than 10 minutes away from me in addition to things like ball fields and playgrounds and party areas. Gorgeous!

There's a certain joy in showing your late-20s coworkers music videos for Cause I'm a Blonde and The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun, watching them explode into scandalized giggles at the 80s, and admit that Julie Brown did a pretty great job.

Two of my reports have passed the RQAP-GLP exam today, just waiting to hear on the third... Gonna celebrate these people so hard tomorrow! *workwag*

Today was a rough morning day, gotta love the 4am wake up and stomach upset from swallowing CPAP air. Still, it's shaping up to be a pretty light and easy day at work in spite of that, knock on wood!

Woke up early feeling gross, something didn't agree with me last night,.not great for work. Fine. It took 25 minutes with my work laptop and 8 separate logins to confirm I wasn't too busy to take a sick day today. That's just... Man, I'm all tense now. There's got to be a better way.

The aforementioned thing that made me feel better was a visit down to Snoqualmie falls with a friend. I was stuck in this weird isolation mode where going out felt like too much work... A weird feeling of not enough bang for the emotional energy cost. But look at this view! I'm so glad I went.

So frustrating when the thing that your therapist and friends and loved ones tell you do to feel better actually makes you feel better. How dare. >.>

Watched Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die and this was some seriously excellent modern horror. It really gave me the jibblies. o.o

Nothing quite like the soothing sound of a half dozen gasoline powered leaf blowers in unison to really really make for a calm evening outdoors. XD

For a brief moment, the sun was out and I was illuminated and warm and toasty in my black hoodie. I think I got a spoon back just now.

When you somehow manage to finish all the tasks that you were underwater on 50 minutes before your day becomes nothing but meetings. *pant pant pant*

Sometimes you have to solve your problems with a good sandwich. Turkey, cream cheese, cranberry, lettuce and tomato on sourdough, you are going inside me. :9

This is so true. Every time I tell someone, I wish I hadn't.

Once again I'm reminded that browsing the web without uBlock is like... Well. It's not very nice. #FeelsLikeItShouldBeATrojanCommercial

Coffee and some time management is working well at least. Still a grumpus, but at least now I can chuckle at myself between moments of 'oh come ON!' at work. Wry grumpy vs doom grumpy, and there is a difference. *nodnod*

Woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning... I'm such a sourpuss dog. Grr. Rar.

What a glorious, restful, fun weekend that in no way prepared me to head back into the office today. Here's hoping for a relatively quiet one, I've got some banked WFH hours I was hoping to spend this afternoon. :3

Just heard Arator referred to as 'Buff Alphinaud.'

Noticed my first subscription payment to WoW; I guess I've been playing for a month? It's the cheeseburger of video games. Nothing too objectionable, certainly enjoyable, customizable and an experience that can be shared or by oneself. I am having much fun tho, and my tauren is hawt. So there.

The earworm of the moment is apparently 'Kind and Generous' by Natalie Merchant. Could be worse! *waggy*

I'm not usually an after hours work gathering/ happy hour kind of guy, but when the CEO invites you to come out to the fire pit and cook a hot dog, you do it. Honestly, it was really tasty! Haven't done that since I was a kid!

Oh. Well then! What I thought was morning anxiety seems to be my CPAP pumping air into my stomach and guys while I sleep. Im sleeping more upright now, and my events per night dropped from 12ish to 1. There's still nervousness, but that awful nausea and burping is gone. Huh! Fingers crossed.

Beat the current Midnight campaign, caught up to the plot after running the raids in story mode. Whelp. That was very pretty, and the overall story direction seems to make sense given the context of the NEXT expansion, but 'somehow (redacted) returned' made me raise an eyebrow. Maybe two.

Heading home a little early, noticed some wildflowers blooming by the path to the parking lot. Yay spring!

Our 3-person customer service team will now be...a ONE-PERSON customer service team for two weeks D: D: D: Guess who that one person is 🫠 Local friends! If you're interested in a service/operations job in glamours waste management, please hit me up :)

Using my Manager Powers to move every non critical meeting to another day, because I am freaking tired and want to Get Things Done today. This must be what shonen characters feel like when they scream and power up, only more exhausted.

Hey peeps in the Seattle area - what're your favorite queer charities? A friend asked me, and it occurred to me I don't actually know! If anyone can recommend any local queer friendly or supporting charitable orgs I'd really appreciate it.

Look what the bearfriend found in Vegas - it looks just like me, so uncanny! *wag*

I mean, I was hoping and praying for a taco, but I just wish it wasn't so effing expensive.

like. dawg

You know, I think I hate my job. Or at least the anxiety my job causes. Or at least all the raging external anxiety inducing events giving me more than my amygdala can handle, the lazy POS that it is.

Good thing the weekend was nice, I think today is going to be challenging. Was sick several times last night between 2 and 6 and boy do I feel exhausted and ill equipped for work. Sadly, I'm assisting with a sponsor audit today and there's really zero room to call out. Yay lean staffing.

What a stupendous weekend with friends. Busy enough I'm considering early bedtime tonight, but positively excellent all the same. Yay expending social battery without OVERexpending, if that makes sense.

SCREAMING THIS FROM THE FUCKING ROOFTOPS

Friday has been conquered! Time to go home and wash bed sheets and tidy up in anticipation of friends coming over for a slumber party tomorrow! There will be bad movies, there will be food, and there will likely be mention of the reefer. >.>

Didn't use my CPAP last night and I feel awful. Whoops. Come on easy Friday...

It was a really rough day, but an exceptionally lovely night. Gotta love the dopamine from hanging with friends, even if via voice chat. Sometimes the Internet is good actually!

So people who are team leads, managers, etc: how do you manage the needs of your team AND handle your own projects without going insane? I am having real difficulty with trying to get into a flow state, getting interrupted with a question, repeat. Office hours or denying them time isn't an option.

Hot take: BBQ sauce is a godawful flavor combination that never should have ever been invented. It only makes meats worse, and ruins all else.

Wishing an excellent LVFC to those who are going - safe travels, and play some blackjack for me. :D

The Supreme Court did not strike down conversion therapy bans today. Not nationwide. Not in Colorado. Not anywhere. Here's what actually happened in Chiles v. Salazar—and why the coverage you're seeing serves the conservative legal movement more than it serves you.

Reading about the 8-1 Supreme Court decision. I understand the arguments made, understand the Colorado law was not well written, but it is still a disappointing outcome.

Car dreams, teeth dreams. One of those high anxiety Mondays it feels like, but I'm hoping the workday itself will be nice and normal.

Kamen Rider ZEZTZ continues to be really good, giving my adult brain an excuse to be super excited at a live action cartoon. I adore Toku. :3

I want a multiplayer game with the amazing gathering, building, and exploration of Subnautica; building with friends and slowly learning a worlds idiosyncrasies. I don't /think/ Grounded is what I'm looking for, but it's kinda close...

I'm not saying that golden retrievers are solar powered, not necessarily. I am however noticing that even after a night of poor sleep it is remarkably refreshing just to sit out in the backyard and soak up the warms for a while. *approving wag*

Oooof. That started as a 400 buck car bill and is now up to 1600+. time to budget and cut back for a month or two. -.-

Shame i had to cancel therapy, feeling a ton of guilt there for the short term warning. Managed to get an appointment at the dealership, which will probably be pricy but at least I got in asap. Yeah. Today is definitely a PTO day. Where's the coffee?