Oh I paid that bill already, to Jeff Bezos

I have to finish this fundamentals of machine learning online training class by Friday. tl;dr Dull, dull, dull. The presentation is overflowing with buzzwords. I learn better by doing, not by listening to lectures.

Sparkle is our pounce's Queen. While she's our smallest cat, at 12 lb, her spirit will not be denied. Even our 55 lb dog knows better than to try to walk past her in a hallway without permission.

Fully agreed. His voice drives my anxiety through the roof. I like "Belle of the Ranch" YT channel, because she only reads what anyone says, never plays any video or audio clips. That's the only way I can tolerate Trump's lies and spin.

Dusty was my very first cat, and I am missing her today. She was such a delightful combination of fierce determination and sweet cuddly girl. I absolutely loved it when she laid in my lap, stretched out along my legs while I watched TV.

Rewatching tv's Fringe series, love it when a show dates itself in casual references. Peter just asked Astrid to plug in a DVI cable. LOL

“You wouldn’t hate Trump if he was a Democrat.” Dude, Donald Trump was a Democrat for most of his life and we hated him so much he had to switch parties to get supporters.

Clever snake. I think I used to work for him...

📌Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during this two terms. I bet you don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.

Wonder what the president will make worse today.

Why stop there? How about Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and all the rest. Eat the rich!

💯 🎯 (the midterms can't come soon enough)

Better look out, Iran, or you'll have to listen to J.D. couchmolester again

I love spotting, pointing, and laughing at cyberdorks. Today was a real corker - saw five! one was a faded camo i hadn’t seen before

Jenny’s friend Debbie said she had a sore throat . So Jenny said, “I give a blow job to my husband & the next day I'm better, you should try it.' Next day Debbie comes in singing. 'How did it go?' asks Jenny. 'Great' says Debbie, 'Your husband couldn't believe it was your idea!

How long until Trump orders an invasion of Vatican City to overthrow their “weak” leader and install someone more to his liking?

THIS!!!

Was the victim of a hit and run car accident last week. Got the police report today, and learned they caught the other guy and arrested him for DUI. So relieved! I’m still have to pay for the rental car for a month, but in the grand scheme of things, that isn’t so bad.

hear hear

He’s not just mentally ill, he’s THE MOST mentally ill president, WAY MORE than Obama or Biden ever was. NOBODY has ever been MORE mentally ill than your favorite president, DJT. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Two weeks? Great, that’s plenty of time to release the unredacted Epstein files!

the elected leader of our country is a raving lunatic, snarling and growling, like a rabid dog. Article 25 is warranted here, remove him from office.

Some Jerk pulled out into our lane and slammed right into our car, then backed away and drove off. We were stunned, but not injured. Cops came took a report, now trying to reach auto insurance company to get the car fixed and get a rental to cover our local travel needs for a few weeks. Ugh

he’s not wrong, ya know.

right on!

Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up!

Thuper!!

Trump will address the nation tonight. Who and what is he going to blame for his blunders?? #fdt Anything missing? Please add in comments below.

Trump voters suck

Sparkle likes you!

I just showed my wife how boring my job is most days. Just sitting here watching Kerberos deploy new code and slowly replacing each active node in the clusters of 100+ pods in cloud region after region. Excruciatingly dull to watch, but that’s what we do.

so what is president inepstein's most recent lie? Release the Ineptein Files

President Inepstein has been a rapist, a pedophile, and has managed to at least accomplish one thing - to get most of the world to despise him!

I know this will offend some people. But, from my perspective, Trump and his Cabinet are as worthless as "A pay toilet in a Diarrhea Ward." Just struck me as appropriate. Again, apologies if I offended you all.

President Inepstein is a liar, an idiot, and an embarrassment to our entire nation

I would never wish anyone dead, but there are a few obituaries I will admit I look forward to reading someday soon.

President Inepstein is liar and a bum.

President Inepstein! ROFL

There are more than a few cybertrucks in my home town. I make it point to laugh out loud and point at each one I see. The Cyberdork owners do not seem to appreciate my enthusiasm and mirth. I do not know how they do not know how funny they look

what a maroon

they’re going to be forced to bury him at sea, for the same reasons they did so for bin laden, to avoid the inevitable smell of infinite pee stains

We need term and age limits on political positions. They have transitioned into a huge community focused solely on reelections. Politicians have totally forgotten their position exists because they are supposed to represent and fight for all the voters. They only want one thing, to keep their job.

Journey has the most magnificent tail and really soft fur with a thick undercoat. Her sweet in-your-face attitude is endearing, and she licks too much, like enough, stop. She is now 12 and still sleeps right next to me every night.

Strongly Agree!

Happy Birthday to the J-Team! Jinx, Journey, and Jitter all turn 12 today! So happy they all came here with us!

“Very funny, Jesus. Give it back.”

Saying the quiet part out loud as the Authoritarian attempts to control the truth. #25thAmendmentNOW

More like a useful idiot for Vladamir Putin’s plans. The Republican Party my father voted for decades ago doesn’t even exist anymore. Ronald Reagan began the transition to the anti-worker billionaire elite class led party they are now.

He’s not alone in that category. Pete Kegsbreath and most of the pedo President’s cabinet like to spin more than a few yarns