83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE

Did any of you watching @aewontv.bsky.social tonight catch my boy, AxlMania?! 🤣

Your 2025 @RawlingsSports Gold Glove Finalist.

Went to the park after a crazy morning😂 Hope you’re making the most out of yours 🍁

A tale as old as time: Guy uploads his entire stash of 187,000 pornographic images to a Department of Energy network so he can train an AI to "make better 'robot pornography,'" gets caught, gripes that the DOE (which is charged with maintaining nuclear secrets) is "spying on him a little too much."

Tits or ass? Bro, the way the forest seems to quiet when she walks. The subtle inching of tender vines towards her ankles as she passes, the way two ravens always follow at a distance, ever watchful.

That’s another $7.77 to Planned Parenthood on behalf of Harrison Butker

Whistling when ICE is about to kidnap someone for no reason is incredibly effective. They know what they are doing is wrong and will scatter in the wind when too many witnesses gather.

I love this team. I hate the other team. A double dog hate these lazy ass announcers.

Can't win if you can't score runs. Drink some water, take a piss, breathe deep, do your job, and hit the ball anywhere they ain't (as my Mom used to say)

That was a pretty catch, Pete!

Remember who the fuck we are, boys.

Another one!

Sexy DP! Sexy DP!

Seiya Sizzler!!!

Someone should buy me this. 😏 Just sayin.

Went to Tacotopia tonight. A celebration of Mexican heritage…in the parking lot of a furniture store. The guys from Magnum Wrestling were there. Watching how fans react to them legitimately makes me so happy. The kids especially. 💕❤️

Everyone who was at Wrigley tonight should go on Saturday!

Fly it & siiiiiing it, Friends! We never quit….contributions up and down the lineup. Great pitching. Let’s get em again on Saturday. ❤️💙

Buschy bomb!!!

Alert!🚨 Sexy mf’ing DP, baby!!

Carson MFing Kelly!!!

All rise for the honorable King Tuck!

I really miss hearing the Stretch. That one would have been good!

Nice catch, Seiya!!

Big atta boy, Matty! 💙❤️

The 21 combined runs in the first inning in the Cubs/Brewers NLDS are 3 more than in the first innings of any other series in postseason history

Happ Daddy Homer! Hell yes!

Fly it & siiiiing it, Baby! We got this…one at bat at a time! Let’s show em who we are!

Hell yeah, Fuck yeah, Brad Keller.

Someone should play the audio back to them. The bs they put out in the universe every fucking inning. There is a way to call a Major League Baseball game that ensures it’s entertaining and informative…and then there is this…ridiculous bullshit.

Atta boy, Nico

Do networks choose baseball commentators by their uncanny ability to infuriate? Or maybe just…the pitch of their voice? These mofos have annoyed me all series.

Checking in once again on Portland, where ICE continues to confront the elite antifa cosplay squad. Frog has called in reinforcements, he is now joined by Unicorn, Dinosaur, Raccoon, and Bear.

This full moon is really doin work…She was still out this morning. Rest, my beauty, rest.

Sign at #AEWDynamite @hangmanpage.bsky.social

Dogs are the best.

😍😍

So Harley helped the boys Feel the Wrath and beat the chiefs!

Okay friends. I’m not sure what’s going on but we definitely got outplayed these first two games. It can still be done. I’m not ready to be done with baseball yet. I believe.

Breathe, Laura. Turn the volume down.

Awww…I got blocked by a hot dog. Damn. I like hot dogs.

Just starting over, is all.

NBD. One inning at a time. 3 runs wasn’t gonna win this anyway. Stay the course.

I love giving Shota a cushion.

Suzuki you beauty. #cubs #MILvsCHC