Mitch McConnell hasn’t been seen or heard from in 25 days in the hospital. Yet he still has a job, still getting paid, and getting unlimited world class healthcare. The man who voted against a living wage, against universal healthcare, and against guaranteed paid leave, is now getting all three.

PCA x2! The big bats are hot. I repeat, the big bats are hot !

Back to back jacks, baby!

What are the chances that that “meeting on the mound” lead to just hitting Nico to put him on instead of risking what he could do at the plate?

One thing that's for certain, regardless of booking decisions or choices made. The active roster in AEW clearly loves being there and doing what they do. Shows like tonight you just know everyone was fucking buzzing for not only their own work but everyone else's. #AEW #ForbiddenDoor 🤼

I hope that bag of orange slices is still backstage for all this blood loss. #AEW #ForbiddenDoor 🤼

#ForbiddenDoor is what a Pro Wrestling PPV should be. That was the absolute perfect mix of drama, intrigue & comedy. Brilliant wrestling by the utmost talented athletes. 💙

The Death Riders showing up there at the end. 🥲

Whoa! I thought that was it !

Holy fuck William! 🤣

The DC focus was very interesting…..

Will’s entrance is one of my favorites ever. 💚

That Lio spot was…so good!

Atta boy, Andrade!

The team shirts. 🤣🤣🤣

Maya wrestled her heart out! Daaamn!

Hell yeah! Jay White & the Bang Bang Gang!

Kennnnnnny!! 🥰

Holy smokes! That opening contest was so fun! #AEW

We won that series at Wrigley North, baby….nothing can stop us now!

Sexy DP….to be honest, a series winning, game winning one against those guys might be the sexiest I’ve ever fucking seen!

Nice job, Webby….

I hate losing to the fuck mothering Brewers.

Tootblan in Omaha. 🤣

Bo Naylor with a triple in Omaha tonight…

Cubs win!

I took this in 2015 - look how pretty the reflection was!

I have questions. 1) Can you skip? 2) Can you skip like Dorothy on the yellow brick road?

23 Forever.

Ope. That was a seriously sexy DP!

He appeared! Sorta. I love my Cowboy.

I legit was kiiiiinda hoping that the “say his name and he appears “ thing might happen…. Miss my cowboy

Someone check on Alex Windsor. Can she walk? #AEWDynamite 🤼

Jesus ✨fucking✨ Christ, William. #AEWDynamite

Breaking: Will Ospreay Lays Mean Pipe, Bruv #AEWDynamite

Coming to you live from the CWS! Birthday week is on, bitches! Venmo me!

PCA, Baby!! ♥️💙

Clearly I have this guy Buffalo’d. 🤣

Just a reminder….it’s birthday week! If you….think I’m a kinda cute, kinda hot, kinda sexy, hysterically funny, but not funny-looking girl who you could f*ck….on just enjoy my relentless positivity and want to celebrate…my Venmo is @Cubbi3gyrl. 😉

hey lets blow this popsicle stand [popsicle stand] *blushing*

I have thoughts. Doesn’t that verse say something about “every single creature…” - yep, even the gay ones. IMO, if you can’t play nice with others, you don’t play. IDGAF. Last, he has to have someone he loves that is LGBTQ+, right? He can’t wear a rainbow 1 night a year? GTFO.

Fly it & siiiing it, baby!

Nico Freakin Hoerner. My god. 😍 I’m so glad he’s a Cub.

Legit. Why do people keep giving him a microphone?

That makes me sad for them.

Hey #Cubs (fans and players): Watch Ted Lasso S3 E5, please. K. Thanks. Bye!✌️ 💙

Nice to get a win today. But if you know me, I’m the truest of optimists. Celebrate the positive. Don’t let the shit get you down. Long season.

Happ Daddy!

Lovely. (And not in a good way)