insurance companies literally kill people

You’re telling me….there wasn’t another broadcaster more qualified than Joe Fucking Buck for the Ford C. Frick award? No one? Maybe they should just give it to Pat Hughes every year. 🤓

Aww! Poor Patty cakes.

I hate the cold. The end. 🤣

Babe Ruth hit 405 home runs after Dick Van Dyke was born.

Gross

Get into the HOLIDAY SPIRIT! FREE MATCH FRIDAY at 12 PM ET TODAY on YouTube! Watch Santa Clause vs. Krampus from #MysteryWrestling12 in a HOLIDAY STREET-FIGHT ft. Justin Whang on commentary! WATCH: youtu.be/2HZUNwQPlEo?... #MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️

When #AEWDynamite on 34th Street goes off the air we bring you a Holiday Tradition like no other Holidays with The Hangman: Christmas Eve on the AEW on TV YouTube Channel 🔥

I put Pitts BACK in my lineup 6 1/2 minutes before kickoff. Whew. This is wildcard week, baby. 😏

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They're voting on this shit next week. Maybe take a minute to call or email your OPPD board member and tell them you want to stop burning coal because you value people having a higher quality of life over another data center that's just going to fuel the AI we all hate anyway

Oh yes!

My most used words on BlueSky. I love word clouds!

Spotted in Richmond, Virginia

That’s another $7.77 donated to Planned Parenthood in the name of Harrison Butker

Bestie: “that’s a suspicious looking trash bag” Me: What’s suspicious about it? Bestie: “it’s shaped weird” Me: Shaped weird how? Bestie: “It’s people shaped!” I don’t know what I expected - but it wasn’t that.

I am convinced Bob Nightengale is just pulling a Milton from "Office Space" and no one has remembered he got fired like 10 years ago because USA Today isn't an actual paper anymore.

Follow my guy! He’s here…finally!

For the late night crowd, check out my latest article on @beardedgmusic.bsky.social and let me know the best tape, CD, or album you received as a gift? beardedgentlemenmusic.com/2025/12/02/t...

It is Krampus Nacht…so we’re watching the movie! All you bad kids are gonna end up in his sack!

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In the spirit of the holidays…maybe we should bring a little spicy to the Sky…you know, just to warm it up around here. Would you be cool with that?

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www.gofundme.com/f/donate-to-... *Please share if you can!* My friend, Dawn just lost her home and all her belongings in a house fire on November 30, 2025 at around 5am. The damage to the house was catastrophic, and essentially nothing can be recovered.

This #GivingTuesday my wife Molly and I will DOUBLE the first $50K in donations to St. Joseph Center - a great organization that does so much to help our friends and neighbors who need a boost. stjosephctr.org/jimmyandmoll...

This is a coach I'd play for. #BearDown #ChicagoBears #BenJohnson

I got a wiiiiiild idea. What if there was a “bonus” broadcast available for sporting events where we had just the game noises - no broadcasters. We could hear the stadium music, the players, and not have to listen to talking heads. Who’s in?

Whoa…they called a penalty on Iowa? Shit. I think I just saw a piggy fly by….

Targeting.

It’s snowing in Lincoln….im not ready for this. Lol

That’s okay…we’ll gladly use more time to score… Down at the “6 inch line”…my ass.

Go Big Red!

Okay - who has done this that they made this card?!

Hustle culture

This sounds like an excuse to make employees feel bad for needing time off. Fuck this noise. Take your PTO, take your sick time. Listen to your body. Work when you’re at work. Don’t bring it home.

For the record, I’d totally wear a turkey costume… 🤷🏼‍♀️

Indies helping for the holidays! I’m not affiliated here, but a bunch of my friends are wrestling at this one! I wish I could go! #WrestleSky #IndependentWrestling

🦃 This Thanksgiving Day, 11/27! 🦃 Join us at the table for a special Thanksgiving Day #AEWCollision! Tune in at 8/7c on TNT + HBO Max!

“That’s what Nebraska does…they take cheap shots “… Oh okay, Kittle…that’s why Iowa can’t get Nebraska out of their mouth ever….constantly talking shit. We comin, Bitch.

Um… Wine. Friend. Anal.

Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K

Don’t let that sparkly door hitcha, Chipy.

Hey friends - just a reminder, wait for the light, drive the speed limit, control your car. We were in an accident this weekend. Everything hurts. We currently have no running vehicles. We were just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

The Bears win another close game over the Steelers to stay in first place. This time it's the defense that stepped up. www.bearsinsider.com/chicago-bear...

An AEW way to remember this: Whose house? Swerve's house. Who's on fire? Darby is on fire.

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Heidi!!

This is ridiculous. There’s already a shortage.