Tiger tactic not working at all

A bird keeps flying into this window so I tried taping a stuffed tiger to it

Tu-im-na Blake Nmeltson

Kathryn is right!

Spy Kids 3-D Game Over

Slappin’ on star bellies like you wanted me calling me all the time like blondie check out my sneetchie behind it’s fine all of the time

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

I am gonna make it through this year if it kills Smee

My kitchen clean up finishers, how you living? Sound off 🚿

do you want to play games in the grass with a big group of people? great! then come meet us in fort greene for: - a chill intro & warmup activities on blankets - warm, decaf tea - field games in the "new games" tradition - games with two parachutes - & more (please read on for more details!)

Maryanne on #RHAP got me cackling out loud in mere minutes. What a queen.

Hey this app lets me change my name for Halloween, fun! I missed that 🎃

As advertised

I could have written this review, which I endorse, amplify and echo (technically I finished this afternoon but I read last night til I couldn’t keep my eyes open). Such a great read, it’s among the best novels I’ve read in years! Highly recommend

Why is it always activate the randomizer and never randomize the activator #TheFloor #hm

When Sean from Survivor’s first season wrote an existential novel from the perspective of a cow, Jane Goodall fell all over herself to blurb it and that is her legacy

Today I found out that at my kids’ school the rumor about me is that I work for NPR. I don’t. Maybe I should! This is maybe the most flattering thing that has ever happened to me.

The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

With alt:

Ask me if I got emotional watching “Into the Woods” with my son at Oregon Shakespeare Festival

Jeff Nuss just can’t stop inviting people to otherworldly tea ceremonies huh

If I’m gonna watch ONE season of international Survivor to prepare for Au Vs the World, which one should I pick?

😭 @stevepeters.bsky.social @thacher.bsky.social I fat finger removed myself from the Red Green fantasy league!! I think I might have won!! Now I’ll never know. Alas

I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that. The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one. This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.

@kathrynyu.com Yo! I played Mystery at the Grooms’ yesterday. Is there a tips line to share my thoughts? It was good!

I ran into Broadway legend Bill Irwin on the street in NYC and he was so nice!!!! 😊

Next week is Kong’s Dilemma? I’m PUMPED I played this game with Starburst at Victory Point Cafe in Berkeley in 2019 btw

My take on Genius Game UK is that they should give out the tokens of life before selecting the death match candidate, and that the little TOL pins don’t look anywhere as good as the rosette-style ones from The Genius

In my kitchen, beet boxing

Sinners is a movie about why I don’t go to parties

David’s game aged like milk

Um holy shit #SurvivorAu

Nobody told me Australian Survivor had a Myles! Watching Ep1 now

Tonight David revealed himself as a top four Survivor player

On Club Condo @chappellskickback.bsky.social reminded me to follow him and RHAP people. Hi! 👋🏼

The strip steak comes with 2 sides but the Möbius strip steak only has 1

If you were refueling at the Richmond Costco just now you have just seen the most dank and majestic double rainbow appear and then vanish, like wow

My wife said “that thing we did with the horses and ‘are you cool?’” and I knew what she meant was The Headlands Gamble

Played Quiplash last night and the prompt was “a perfume from Betty White” and I submitted White Water Wafting and what is Bluesky for if not proclamations such as this?

Snapped this on BeReal today: contentment, clandestinely captured. Big brother is solving Sideways Arithmetic from Wayside School. Little brother reads the novelized adaptation of Robert Rodriguez’s magnum opus Spy Kids 3-D Game Over. My sweet indoor boys 🩵

I am watching Australian Survivor Titans Vs Rebels and I am so into Kirby. Legend. Reminds me of MJ from Society Game and I am wondering if even 1 person knows what I mean

We got take out and my wife was carefully unpacking in the kitchen and she said “I don’t want to splatter Indian food everywhere” and y’all without even thinking I uttered “Jackson Pollock Paneer” and she still loves me 😊 I didn’t even think of that one, it just emerged

I made the switch over. Ready to start having fun here! Who likes fun?