omelletes are just unscrambled scrambled eggs fr

huge news for me today is that bulbasaur is a frog and not a dinosaur?

box car racer… I miss you box car racer…

yeah so about that last post I did end up going to the mental hospital lol

I wanted to take my life when I was a child and that’s so sad but it’s also kinda hilarious cuz I didn’t even KNOW how fucking bad this shit gets

oh to sit in a cardboard box and play with a ball of yarn

hope all cigarettes are having a good morning <3

power violence is so good I wish socialism was real

I’m surprised at the lack of Luigi Mangione edits on tik tok something ain’t right with this generation

trans women’s names: *niche term that means “beautiful” in a dead language* trans men’s names: Kevin

for whom the taco bell tolls

dare is so good it’s such a shame they will never know how good a camel crush menthol is

on the verge of tears nobody knows how much I miss bad seed rising

Ronnie Radke is a conspiracy made up by big music to sell more emos

it’s been like 12 years and I still haven’t dropped that thun thun thun

accidentally put SOB X RBE in my old school punk playlist

I love coming home to my swaggy bedroom and my beautiful wife and my stinky pets I should quit my job

swabaijam had such an amazing first year I love being a f@gg0t and making music with my friends

my septum shrunk from 8g to 16g cuz I lost it and didn’t wear one for like a week. never felt like more of a fuckin poser in my life :(

thanks mj

Restarting the song because I wasn't listening hard enough

question 1: do you listen to spiritbox question 2: have you ever felt the touch of another human being

8 year old me: *sobbing* the fox does NOT say that

butterfly being put next to @obliviousmystic.bsky.social on some random pretentious sasscore list on rym is pretty awesome

world of pleasure is so good I wish vegans were real

if you take blink-182 and add twenty one pilots then add matchbox twenty then subtract another blink-182, the sum 41

my head hurts and I miss my wife it’s so over chat