Today, a FREE article on how ideas to "raise the birth rate" are usually just the pet issues of that writer/pundit and the birth rate is a convenient cover. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-answer...

Posting my outfit photos to X always earned me a lot of really rude/nasty and creepy comments so I stopped. But I only ever did it because I don't know anyone IRL who cares about my clothes- and lately, it seems like fashion is meant for the Internet's gaze. Link in replies

I have a conspiracy theory that every cool outfit I see online was only worn for people online and never worn IRL for any meaningful reason www.cartoonshateher.com/p/fashion-is...

You know how annoying it is to get a song stuck in your head? Well, I've had a terrible song I wrote when I was thirteen stuck in my head for a full day. Just full body cringes 24/7.

Posting my outfit photos to X always earned me a lot of really rude/nasty and creepy comments so I stopped. But I only ever did it because I don't know anyone IRL who cares about my clothes- and lately, it seems like fashion is meant for the Internet's gaze. Link in replies

I prefer TV shows where all the actors are completely average-looking. It's the reason I like British TV way better than US TV. If I see obvious filler or steroids, I am flipping it off! www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-beauty...

Masculinity influencers of my generation told young boys their worth was all about sex. Today, keeping in line with increasing isolation, young boys are being told it's cucked to have sex or interact with girls at all. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-rise-o...

The Tate Brothers, Nick Fuentes, and other RW manosphere guys posted their Miami night out to a chorus of "hmm...this is embarrassing." The main reason it was embarrassing was that they weren't straight, they were highfivesexual- more interested in impressing each other than women. (Link below)

very good @cartoonshateher.bsky.social piece on the permanent immaturity of a growing number of kids raised by chud culture online. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-rise-o...

I admit that this may be because I'm an Old Millenial whose late teens/early 20s were firmly in the American Pie/Girls Gone Wild era, but "akshually it's very cool to have no sex and no friends" just comes off as the copest cope that ever coped. Cmon man, that's bullshit and you know it

The Tate Brothers, Nick Fuentes, and other RW manosphere guys posted their Miami night out to a chorus of "hmm...this is embarrassing." The main reason it was embarrassing was that they weren't straight, they were highfivesexual- more interested in impressing each other than women. (Link below)

If a woman is still single at 35, it's unlikely she chose this path deliberately to focus on her career or sleep around. She likely just had several long-term relationships that didn't work out. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/marriage-d...

I was probably “ready” to be married at 25, but didn’t meet my wife until I was 34. How was I supposed to get married without my wife??

I was eating a Mexican hot chocolate flavored protein bar this morning and when my two year-old daughter asked me for a bite, I told her she wouldn’t like it because it was spicy…and this time I wasn’t lying.

If a woman is single after a certain age, people assume she's intentionally avoiding marriage to focus on her career or casual dating--but in 2026, it's pretty hard to find a husband on a 2006 timeline, even if you're attractive and not crazy-picky. Link in replies.

Today, a FREE article: most of what you've been told about modern marriages, from constant infidelity to a "skyrocketing" divorce rate, isn't true. I debunk all the myths here. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/modern-mar...

People are pretty mad about Autistic Barbie for not dressing in geekier clothes, having worse grooming, or generally being more realistic. But Autistic Barbie was doomed from the start. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/autistic-b...

Crazy headlines about screening for embryo IQ have people worried that IVF is barreling toward a science fiction eugenic future. But I find it hard to believe most people would do IVF if they didn't have to. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/ivf-is-hea...

My husband looks hot all the time, I only look hot when I deliberately choose to look hot. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/being-the-...

It's common for men to joke about scoring a hot wife while being a dumpy potato--but women don't really do this. Except me! I admit, my husband is out of my league, and I still am not sure why he chose me. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/being-the-...

It's common for men to joke about scoring a hot wife while being a dumpy potato--but women don't really do this. Except me! I admit, my husband is out of my league, and I still am not sure why he chose me. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/being-the-...

Since posting this, I discovered that other parenting Substack articles have advised us to get rid of diapers, wipes, and sofas.

Everyone knows parenting discourse on Facebook and Twitter is crazy. Well, turns out it's pretty insane on Substack too--in an entirely different way. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/substack-p...

Right after our honeymoon, my husband returned to his office to see a mysterious anonymous letter. What unraveled would be one of the most bizarre things we've ever experienced. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/when-my-hu...

As a kid I played piano and guitar and sang and I took like a decade of singing lessons. I basically stopped all this by 18, but now at 36 I can use it to sing Let it Go to my daughter *really* well

My son did possibly the best art of 2026, which he calls “random man staring at his phone”

Human sexuality is incredibly weird because the sexually selective gender (women) is *also* the gender that competes to be the most beautiful. What went wrong? This article covers it all, from spiders who give oral sex to 1950s beauty queens.

Another true story about my terrible career in tech: I wanted to one-up my work rival by volunteering to attend a (totally bullshit) conference only to discover he was the keynote speaker and I'd be his "assistant" for the day. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/when-i-wen...

I've noticed that people who think kids need to "learn to entertain themselves" also can't tolerate a child in public who isn't being entertained (aka, a bored and slightly annoying child). www.cartoonshateher.com/p/bored-kids...

I worked for at least two “evil” companies but I don’t feel bad about it because I did such terrible work that I probably cost them money in the long run

My 5 year old can grind coffee beans and make pour over coffee (minus hot water, ofc) but can’t tie his shoes

Pre-vibe-shift, I noticed a sizeable number of expectant parents (including dads) openly worry that their infant or unborn sons would later become violent misogynists. I argue that going into parenthood with this belief about your son was bad. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-preemp...

Most voluntarily childfree people chose not to have kids because they simply don't want them. But that answer isn't good enough for a lot of people, so we get "I can't bring children into a world barreling toward extinction." www.cartoonshateher.com/p/childfree-...

Today I wrote about the common trope of women's sexual fantasies centering around dominant/aggressive men, which is basically the opposite of "affirmative consent," and my solution: even vanilla couples should just have a safe word. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/consent-is...

One piece of bogus I refuse to buy into is that my “nervous system” was impacted by how my parents raised me in 1994. Nope! I simply do not believe it!

Today, a FREE article on the fact that I have never been able to make a "group of girlfriends." Even after improving my friend-making, it's always been 1:1. And groups I've had in the past have ended badly. Maybe...I don't actually want it? www.cartoonshateher.com/p/maybe-i-do...

Merry Christmas to all the losers and the haters, of which there are many!

Kinda disappointed that the right wing culture warriors haven’t latched onto Samantha the American Girl Doll’s great great granddaughter being Latina

Today, I rank my holiday outfits from ages 5 to 35! www.cartoonshateher.com/p/ranking-my...

Lots of bedsharing advocates seem to think that the only reason a woman wouldn't bedshare is because she doesn't want to be close to her baby. The reality is many women love the idea of bedsharing, but are simply too scared! www.cartoonshateher.com/p/i-didnt-be...

Today, I wrote about cunnilingus, how online discourse shapes perceptions it, and a few interesting studies that bring up some curious questions. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-cunnil...

We (mostly) all know screens are bad for kids. So when we limit screens, what tradeoff do we make? In my case, I have to become a crazy helicopter parent to prevent constant injury and disaster. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/screen-fre...

It's more socially inept to mock someone for vulnerably admitting to having trouble dating/making friends than whatever is wrong with that person in the first place. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/dont-doubl...

Finally subscribed. CHH’s writing feels like a sane sanctuary in a world of influencers peddling wild advice.

Today, I wrote about all the "invisible labor" that goes into Christmas, and the fact that most of it is just for...myself. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/my-christm...

I told my 2 year old to stop hitting me with her binky and Alexa offered to “call emergency help” for me….girl calm down

I mean to be fair he’s probably right, why would any liberal woman hang out with Tucker Carlson lol

5 year old just notified me he’s expecting a “present for Kwanzaa”