Today, my husband wrote a guest post all about his fashion aesthetic and tips for dad fashion, which will hopefully put to rest the idea that I “make him dress like that.” www.cartoonshateher.com/p/my-husband...

Today, my husband wrote a guest post all about his fashion aesthetic and tips for dad fashion, which will hopefully put to rest the idea that I “make him dress like that.” www.cartoonshateher.com/p/my-husband...

I used to think it was hypocritical for “trad” influencers like Ballerina Farm to profit from their trad lifestyle. But I’ve changed my mind, and here’s why. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/nobody-kno...

Today I released my audio impression of Elmo interviewing Trump. Yes, it’s all me, yes it’s improvised. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/elmo-vs-tr...

Today I released my audio impression of Elmo interviewing Trump. Yes, it’s all me, yes it’s improvised. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/elmo-vs-tr...

Today I wrote about “despair signaling,” or the contest to see who can be the most pessimistic person about politics, bonus points for having “told everyone and nobody listened.” www.cartoonshateher.com/p/on-despair...

Today I wrote about the dreary and scary narrative around pregnancy and motherhood, often positioned toward young liberal women. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/pregnancy-...

I managed to publish a Many Such Takes this week that didn't dwell on anything Kirk or Kimmel-related, for some pure unadulterated too-online fun. Enjoy! www.cartoonshateher.com/p/many-such-...

I was tired of having no cute clothes I could comfortably and reliably reach for as a SAHM. So I changed my wardrobe, and wrote about my best tips and advice for you to do the same. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/how-to-dre...

I was tired of having no cute clothes I could comfortably and reliably reach for as a SAHM. So I changed my wardrobe, and wrote about my best tips and advice for you to do the same. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/how-to-dre...

I actually wrote this before the Jimmy Kimmel news, so this is great/terrible timing, but anyway, I wrote about the ping-ponging of cancellations and mob shaming, and how if you expect it only to work for your ideology, it will eventually come for you too. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/if-you-can...

I had a dream that Trump called a press conference and said “I’m not really Donald Trump. I switched families with my doppelgänger at boarding school 70 years ago and never told anyone.”

In light of Charlie Kirk’s killing, I wrote about society’s kneejerk response to blame mothers of murderers for what happened. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/blame-mommy

My gift subscription ends tomorrow so this might be the last weekday post I can read in full for a while. Thank you CHH for the opportunity to explore the full features.

Today I wrote about the fact that men seem to enjoy debating for sport more than women do, and when these men try to debate women as a form of flirtation, they find it obnoxious. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/when-his-l...

I'm not doing Many Such Takes today (it will resume next week) but instead I'm removing the paywall on one of my personal essays/true stories if any free subscribers want reading material for a Sunday! www.cartoonshateher.com/p/chapter-5-...

Today I wrote about something a bit unusual for me—AI! Specifically, the fact that the use of AI (even in small, unimportant ways) causes so much embarrassment in the arts (as opposed to in tech or business) that it’s just never worth it. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-only-w...

Today I wrote about a controversy that happened yesterday on Twitter, where a woman attempted to start a "public reckoning" by releasing DMs (with identifiable information) of a man attempting to flirt with her by sparking intellectual debate. But the public wasn't willing to participate.

Today, I wrote about the Crusader Kings-inspired vision of fatherhood presented to young (especially right-wing men) conflicting with the unglamorous reality of modern fatherhood. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/youll-kill...

Today, my husband and I did a co-post about our biggest learnings from our 11 years of marriage so far. (I’m aware that’s not super long, but it’s not nothing!) www.cartoonshateher.com/p/what-my-hu...

Today my weekly Twitter drama roundup focuses on the more political side of things. Enjoy! www.cartoonshateher.com/p/many-such-...

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I have a hard time picking between Donald Trump and JD Vance….its an impossible choice. They’re both so hot.

Her: I’m coming over you better not be a limited edition Frankenstein Calico Critter puppy when I get there My rare hard to find ass:

Today I wrote about the only dating arena where I have considerable experience (high school) and how being and getting “friendzoned” is part of learning how to read romantic social cues. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-friend...

Today I wrote about the only dating arena where I have considerable experience (high school) and how being and getting “friendzoned” is part of learning how to read romantic social cues. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-friend...

Your tradwife, sir

As always, the brilliant @cartoonshateher.bsky.social is in the case re: SSRIs: www.cartoonshateher.com/p/how-ssris-... see also femchaospod.substack.com/p/premium-th... and femchaospod.substack.com/p/big-natura...

Today I wrote about the use of the word “SSRIs” to accuse a woman of being a particular type of woman—the female “fedora,” if you will www.cartoonshateher.com/p/how-ssris-...

Every time I meet a parent at the park I’m a good lib and refer to their husband/wife as a SPOUSE until they reveal the person’s gender. Every single time they’ve been straight. So today when I said “so what does your wife do?” for the first time, NATURALLY he was gay.

Everyone over 30 was traumatized in childhood by getting 45 minutes into Disney’s Fantasia and realizing there would never be any dialogue

This is familiar to me both from having been in 7th grade and from studying the history of antisemitism, which follows eerily the same pattern.

Today I wrote about when a group of female friends suddenly exiles one member. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/when-findi...

Today, my Many Such Takes Twitter roundup includes one of my Trump impressions. Enjoy! www.cartoonshateher.com/p/many-such-...

The internet doesn't deserve CHH

I wasn't going to write about Taylor Swift's engagement, but people kept asking for my take. So here's my take: it's totally unsurprising that a 35 year old woman would marry her boyfriend of 2 years. It means nothing about a cultural shift away from feminism www.cartoonshateher.com/p/women-marr...

I warned my 5 year old that his little sister’s birthday party might be hard because all the attention will be on her. He said he understood, then when the party started attempted to hose everyone while shouting “HOSE PARTY!”

Once I tweeted about this and got piled on so hard that I had to delete the thread, but what the hell, today I wrote about “judgy cleaning Twitter” and the fact that their various cleaning rituals don’t prevent sickness. Link in replies.

My article today is free, and it’s about a slimy tactic some Substack writers use to go viral: attempting to start a beef with a more famous writer. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/i-wont-bee...

The "SAHMing is easy if you simply make More Virtuous Financial Decisions." to "hey mom friends 👋 so I started this side hustle for a little extra spending 💵 and now I make $1000/mo from my own home and you can too 👊 if you sign up for a starter kit with referral code REVITALIZE30xRqVpt 👯‍♂️" pipeline

I’ve noticed that when arguments arise between SAHMs and working moms, it’s not only a proxy for class resentment, but both groups seem to believe the other is more privileged. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-mommy-...

I keep buying vintage toys for my kids

This week's issue of Many Such Takes covers the phones in school drama, Cracker Barrel succumbing to woke overlords, and more. Enjoy, always for free! www.cartoonshateher.com/p/many-such-...

I’m sure all of you look 20 and flawless with sweatpants and no makeup, but alas I do not. I wrote about how, even if I’m okay with looking my age, being a hot middle-aged woman seems to require a lot more grooming than I currently do. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/is-it-time...

Today, in honor of my upcoming birthday, I wrote about summer birthday kids and why it might be better to hold them back a year. cartoonshateher.substack.com/p/i-wish-my-...

Today, I wrote about how using celebrity behavior as examples of how "men" or "women" behave is a bad choice because celebrities don't behave like normal humans. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/dont-use-c...

Today I wrote about how often discussions of “attracting women” or “what women do” are really just about attractive women in their 20s. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-girls-...

A few months ago, I posted a pair of shoes here that Twitter said were so ugly and unstylish, I actually felt the need to delete the thread. As it turns out, Bella Hadid was already wearing them. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-redemp...

Today I wrote about how “you can just do things” is easier said than done. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/you-cant-j...

Love to see @cartoonshateher.bsky.social repeatedly defend markets to moms who imagine they would somehow not have to work, or be less stressed, in a non-capitalist economic system www.cartoonshateher.com/p/wanting-to...