Today I covered the online controversy around a conservative women's magazine promoting sex tips within marriage. Who was mad about this? Well, everyone! www.cartoonshateher.com/p/youre-laug...

Today, I wrote about Jameela Jamil's idea that our beauty standards are decided by "pedophiles" because they don't want women to have "curves." They DO want women to have curves. Just only in certain places. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/beauty-sta...

They're releasing a new, "modern, cool" collection of the original American Girl Dolls, who are skinnier with bigger eyes. I do not like this. But this trend has been happening for a LONG time now, and I wrote about it a year ago. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/toys-are-g...

My 5 year old is learning about geography and he just randomly said "Madagascar is the Mexico of Africa" which really feels like an advanced tier of racism you'd only find on Twitter.

Today, I wrote a free article about my bad habit of buying corny ass clothes and bags that look like other things. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/clothes-th...

If we build it, everyone dies

My luxury belief is that I don't drink but I really think the rest of you could use a beer, you need it

Seems like ‘incel’ no longer really refers to being involuntarily celibate / single but to a misogynist mindset. I’ve seen married MAGAs referred to as incels. In which case, it’d be a good idea to ditch the term & just attack men for their misogyny regardless of their relationship status.

My free article today on the death of the word "incel" and the fact that being celibate is no longer noteworthy when it applies to so many young people. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/what-does-...

On the drama of the Reddit incel subreddit gatekeeping the title "incel" Oh yeah, you're an incel? Name five women who won't sleep with you. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/what-does-...

Most moms don't have enough friends because they keep deprioritizing them. If you're too busy to text that new friend this week, it probably won't be any easier next week. Just get over it and text her today. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/a-socially...

Today, something I've been working on for a while: my guide to making mom friends, from someone who finally figured it out! (My husband says this is like a guy who just lost his virginity writing a "guide to being a casanova" but ignore him.) www.cartoonshateher.com/p/a-socially...

Today, something I've been working on for a while: my guide to making mom friends, from someone who finally figured it out! (My husband says this is like a guy who just lost his virginity writing a "guide to being a casanova" but ignore him.) www.cartoonshateher.com/p/a-socially...

Today, I wrote about young women who are convinced they will "age gracefully" and who make fun of older women who opt for cosmetic procedures. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/of-course-...

For my own very specific reasons I am following the political career of Amy Klobuchar.

My non-intellectual coverage of the upcoming 2028 election: Democrats need someone who fucks. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/democrats-...

My children are 2 and 5. My oldest barely understands what a president is. lol

A guest post with my husband for Valentine's Day. We both take turns arguing over who is crazier. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/am-i-crazi...

Last week, I wrote that men don't actually want ultra-meek, softspoken and unconditionally submissive women. I was accused of saying "men like bitches." They actually like brats. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/men-dont-l...

My eighth grade boyfriend attempted to court my mom by repeatedly doing South Park impressions at her. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/when-i-was...

Today, I wrote about my first boyfriend. Specifically, the fact that he had an obvious crush on my mother. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/when-i-was...

Drama erupted on right-wing Twitter this week over a prominent influencer who cheated on his "perfect tradwife." But nothing about this should be surprising- that's the whole point. Link in replies.

I wrote about affluent pro-natalists who believe we need to "normalize" teen pregnancy, but would never choose it for themselves or their daughters. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/glorifying...

My husband and I got married young and we didn't have much money- so our "budget" honeymoon was staying with his relatives in Greece. One problem: I'm a high maintenance Karen. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-old-co...

British incels be like “women need a bloke to be 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy, making $76k quid”

Today, I wrote about how the male gaze- or presenting yourself in a way to deliberately attract men- is fundamentally "uncool" and what this says about how men and women relate to each other in 2026. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-male-g...

Today, I wrote about how the male gaze- or presenting yourself in a way to deliberately attract men- is fundamentally "uncool" and what this says about how men and women relate to each other in 2026. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-male-g...

Today, making this article free! Here I cover the "SSRI lady" meme/stereotype and how it's strikingly similar to the fedora-neckbeard archetype of the 2010s. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/how-ssris-...

My husband: I'll cook dinner tonight to give you a break since I've been traveling Me: OK but that means I'm watching both kids while you cook and I have to clean up after. It's easier to cook. Him: Damn well, I thought I'd pull that one off.

Sometimes when people ask me what part of Greece my husband's family comes from I'm like "ooh, it's LesVVVos" and I feel like it's giving American who pronounces Barcelona "Barthelona"

Today, finally, the results of my 3,000 person survey on pubic hair preferences. My hypothesis (that millennial men hated pubes more than anyone else) was NOT accurate. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/millennial...

The social media "complainosphere" has attached the label of "labor" to basically everything a woman does. And yes, it's annoying. But if being a homemaker is the "most important thing a woman can do," it's dishonest to frame it as pure recreation. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/if-everyth...

Mental illness is not a dark chapter on your life that you move past completely. It is often a lifelong, treated and managed condition in a best case scenario. And a lot of "mental health advocates" assume that if you aren't instantly cured by therapy, you're doing something wrong. (Link below)

It's not just the "weird" mental illnesses (ie: Kanye West) that make people uncomfortable. People who "support" mental health awareness only support it in the abstract, and freak out when witnessing real mental illness--yes, even "cute" or acceptable types. Link in replies.

Right wing antisemites are lowkey funny because they’ll be convinced there’s a big evil powerful Jew pulling all the strings and the weird thing is they’re actually correct but it’s Stephen Miller

When your man asks you to share your fantasy and now you’ve gotta explain the rules of boar on the floor

Today, I wrote about how I was the "office sub" during my 13 years in tech- I was incapable of doing anything unless someone was telling me exactly what to do. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/i-was-the-...

Today, a FREE article on how ideas to "raise the birth rate" are usually just the pet issues of that writer/pundit and the birth rate is a convenient cover. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-answer...

Posting my outfit photos to X always earned me a lot of really rude/nasty and creepy comments so I stopped. But I only ever did it because I don't know anyone IRL who cares about my clothes- and lately, it seems like fashion is meant for the Internet's gaze. Link in replies

I have a conspiracy theory that every cool outfit I see online was only worn for people online and never worn IRL for any meaningful reason www.cartoonshateher.com/p/fashion-is...

You know how annoying it is to get a song stuck in your head? Well, I've had a terrible song I wrote when I was thirteen stuck in my head for a full day. Just full body cringes 24/7.

Posting my outfit photos to X always earned me a lot of really rude/nasty and creepy comments so I stopped. But I only ever did it because I don't know anyone IRL who cares about my clothes- and lately, it seems like fashion is meant for the Internet's gaze. Link in replies

I prefer TV shows where all the actors are completely average-looking. It's the reason I like British TV way better than US TV. If I see obvious filler or steroids, I am flipping it off! www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-beauty...

Masculinity influencers of my generation told young boys their worth was all about sex. Today, keeping in line with increasing isolation, young boys are being told it's cucked to have sex or interact with girls at all. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-rise-o...

The Tate Brothers, Nick Fuentes, and other RW manosphere guys posted their Miami night out to a chorus of "hmm...this is embarrassing." The main reason it was embarrassing was that they weren't straight, they were highfivesexual- more interested in impressing each other than women. (Link below)

very good @cartoonshateher.bsky.social piece on the permanent immaturity of a growing number of kids raised by chud culture online. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-rise-o...

I admit that this may be because I'm an Old Millenial whose late teens/early 20s were firmly in the American Pie/Girls Gone Wild era, but "akshually it's very cool to have no sex and no friends" just comes off as the copest cope that ever coped. Cmon man, that's bullshit and you know it

The Tate Brothers, Nick Fuentes, and other RW manosphere guys posted their Miami night out to a chorus of "hmm...this is embarrassing." The main reason it was embarrassing was that they weren't straight, they were highfivesexual- more interested in impressing each other than women. (Link below)

If a woman is still single at 35, it's unlikely she chose this path deliberately to focus on her career or sleep around. She likely just had several long-term relationships that didn't work out. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/marriage-d...