Found out yesterday I have officially been granted Italian citizenship - right before they changed the rules. 😅😮‍💨 I am excited to have an EU passport, and am thinking more and more about retiring to a beach town in Sicily. 😂

Does anyone keep Facebook primarily for it to show you “memories” so you can see what you were up to a few (or in my case up to 15) years ago? Is that a weird thing to do?

Noodle asked me to pick her up tonight. Big deal given she tends to do this with the other human more. 🥰

Agree with @novelmode.bsky.social - anything by oasis.

Tattoo day! 🤩🌶️

Today is @novelmode.bsky.social and my 5 year wedding anniversary. In true “us” fashion we are “celebrating” by having our washer fixed, a leak looked at, some bricks regrouted and looking for grants to make up for the ATW funds I’ve had quite suddenly cut. 🫠

First jog of the year. It didn’t suck.

Fun fact, because of internalised ableism my brain is telling me this is somehow my fault. (I logically know it’s not, but that doesn’t stop my brain from thinking things). This is just proof these systems fuck with everyone, including super politicised disabled people.

Blessed with a shoulder nood. 🥹 #CatSky

Finally started the ribbing on my jumper. #KnitSky

Current mood

Went back to trapeze after a long break. Went really well! I swear to god I spent years killing the nerves in my inner thighs so I could put up with trapeze - how dare they grow back. 😂 #CircusSky #Aerialist

**watched couple friends post cute things about their Valentine’s Day yesterday celebrations** Al on the way to the gym: oh yeahhhhh… happy Valentine’s Day. Me: oh yeahhhh… Happy Valentine’s Day. End scene. 😂 #romance

I am convinced it is impossible for tradies to be reliable. We had a painter say she was coming at 8:30 last Tuesday. It is now 9:40 the following Monday and she’s still not here.

Thanks for having us @vixleyton.bsky.social 💜 Photo of @badassblindy.bsky.social 🕺🏻

For today’s gig I danced around on a tiny stage and ripped half the backdrop off. 😂 #DragSky #DragKing

Cat greetings after we’ve been out for approx 3 hours (and had otherwise spent the whole day with them) #catsky

The process for doing anything connected to access to work apparently has to include panic and frustration. I am trying to renew my grant to get the same support they’re already giving me. Apparently this means they need a whole bunch of new info??

Dogs on trams! Vote yes!

It’s Beep’s gotcha day! In celebration here is a video of Beep and me doing our routine of dancing and cuddling to EDM instead of me doing the dishes like I’m suppose to. #CatSky #Ragdoll

What are people’s thoughts on cartoon-y tattoos that are visible or semi-visible in professional settings? I want to get the below or something similar tattooed (prob just do water colour instead of the image glitched a bunch of times). #Tattoo

I did 20 burpees this morning before coffee. Who even am I? 😂 I hardly recognise myself.

My hot take for UK based disabled people who are talking about the ablest shit Trump said is - yes be angry AND also ask some questions, because this moment implicates more than just a singular billionaire boomer.

Day one of my 1000 burpees in feb challenge. I did 50 😱 my aim was to do at least 30 so this is a win. If you want to donate to the fundraiser attached to this challenge that would be amaze. the link is here. 🥰 www.justgiving.com/page/strong-...

I am participating in a fundraiser challenge set up by my personal trainer to raise money for Islamic Relief. If you want to donate to this fundraiser please do so here: www.justgiving.com/page/strong-... You don’t have to do 1000 burpees l, I do. 😂 #FreePalestine 🇵🇸

Why is it right, that the Tupperware drawer is the way it is? Fully crushed an old take out container because it got stuck behind the drawer and I couldn’t find it. Is it because the drawer is unmanaged chaos? Who’s to say?

So… is a bluesky post suppose to me more like a Facebook update circa 2010 or a Twitter post circa 2015? Or something else? 😂 I literally don’t know what to put on here.

(cw suicide) i probably think about this image set more than anything else i saw on tumblr a decade ago. That's Dr. Johanna Olson-Kennedy btw.

What I lack in size I make up for in loud. Photo from Khandi Shop Italian edition last November. 🍕 🇮🇹🤌 #Drag

Today’s training session is going so well today. Noodle had some input for teaching folks LGBTQIA+ awareness and it included “prrrr” and a fair amount of head bonks. #CatSky

I feel sad for the reactionary clout goblins who arrive on here, say “well well well women are women men are men trump is winner yum yum let’s see what the tolerant kind people of Bluesky make of THIS😂😂” and then just everyone ignores and blocks them and they go back to Twitter like “😐”.

It’s very January outside but at least the sunrises are pretty.

lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.

Apparently I only know how to communicate on here via photos - am trying to figure out why I find it easier to do on here than insta (including adding alt text). I think it’s because I don’t feel pressure to create a reel or a photo carousel.

Best photo of the night - had a lovely time performing with Queer Comedy Sheffield. #DragKing

Beep enjoys a morning lüften. 😸 #CatSky

Beautiful sunrise this morning.

Beep enjoying our morning lüften (air out) #CatSky

Hope everyone’s keeping warm just like noodle snoozing on top of our heated laundry tree. #CatSky

Do you like comedy and boobs? You will get at least one of those things if you come see me do stuff in Sheffield. 😂

Little article about Sheffield’s comedy scene featuring me and my bewbs. nowthenmagazine.com/articles/que...

waaaaay too many people in the middle imo

Left the house 🥶 so I can get back on my BS. 🏋🏻‍♂️

Good morning from Beep and her majestic tummy fluff. Sound up for purrs.

Sweater progress! Making TheLittleWolfKnits Second Ave Sweatshirt with some lovely boucle yarn. 🥰 Should I make it with a hood?