Remember to always have your boundaries clear and remove people who over step those boundaries. I worry for some of you guys sometimes.

HELLO. IT IS I, CALCIFER STRIDER. MY WIFE IS FuCKING AWESOME. THAT'S IT. GOODBYE.

This 97 year old diner still serves coke the old-fashioned way

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she churgney on my gurgney till i sturm

im so fucking scared right now.

I CANT ESCAPE HIM. IM SCARED.

dirky gurkey.

GUYS I OPENED THIS FILE I FOUND ON BSKY AND I CANT GET HIM GO GO AWAY FUCKING HELP

when you sucking on her dirkey girky but she a gangsta.

this is so awful he keeps coming back

bro

went on a date with this guy and hes kinda cute… do i go on a second one? #dirkygurkey

guys… i have a crush on dirky gurgey… what do i tell him? bats eyelashes.

guys. i found this fucking game.

can someone write a fanfic where apollo caedis is marrying churgy gurgy for the garn 47 money but he calls dirk strider to make sure. dirk says “itll be okay” and then at the wedding, he appears and objects and apollo and dirk run away together and leave churgy gurgy at the alter. lemme know.

Basically

Damn they got the homestuck: beyond canon website in the whole tiktok ban too. #homestuck

unfortunately… hes real…

I'm literally gonna throw up

HI PJ I AM INCREDIBLY CONFUSED, HSBSSTUCK VC IS DRIVING ME INSANE WITH CHURGNEY GURGNEY

guys is dirkney girkney real? i’m so scared right now, please tell me he’s not real

Geggy's

Nine Nights on Weed

Not Sure's

1 night on Adderall | Bizarre Custom Night

Ultimate Tomato Soup Night

"youre always sick" ok so. whats not clicking about rhat sentence to you, mother. whats not clicking. you're acknowledging im always sick how do you think that makes me feel

i be like ok next time my family undermines my chronic illnesses is the time when ill give them a really good comeback ! and then my mom says "we have to deal with you when youre sick too you know" and i.

Here ya go Scott

Chronic Illness #chronicallyill #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes

Being Chronically Ill #chronicillness #chronicallyill #autoimmune

One of my daughters talks about spoon theory. The other one talks about fork theory. Stay with me. We all apparently have "forks" sticking in us and the trick is to get rid of them. A "fork" might be something we don't want to do, an awkward phone call, an appointment we don't want to keep, etc.

#chronicillness #chronicillnessmemes #chronicallyill

#chronicillness #chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor

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Source: @dustinkcouch.bsky.social #doctormemes #doctorhumor #chronicillnessmemes

"I like your personality" ME: Thanks, it's a symptom.

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I have a symptom shuffler installed. You never know which new and exciting symptom combinations you get for the day. Keeps it fresh