The Bethesda Softworks / ZeniMax I worked for ceased to exist in March 2021 when Microsoft bought them. That Bethesda never would have let go of the 15+ year irreplaceable developers Microsoft let go of today. Incredibly disappointed.

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Yearly reminder that if you’re not feeling patriotic today, it’s my daughter Winnie’s birthday and you’re cordially invited to celebrate Windependence Day.

That’ll be on the news tomorrow. Day 1 of Lil Wayne’s tour and he didn’t even show up. 2Chainz killed though.

literally watergate

Hannah Waddingham as Lady Dimitrescu.

Bunch of dudes complaining *Deborah Ann Woll* isn’t attractive enough. Amazing Sony picked Pride Month to force so many nerds out of the closet.

Happy Pride!

The people in comments pretending Stephen Colbert is not a generationally talented comedian are delusional. That dude has almost never missed in his life.

Introduce yourself with 10 artists you’ve seen live. Meshuggah James Brown Baroness Bad Religion Ellen Allien Dillinger Escape Plan War On Women Mastodon Cattle Decapitation Alanis Morissette

I am now 41!

Mixtape is extremely good and has S+ tier vibes and soundtrack. As a bonus you get to see Gamers™️ melt down in reviews of it.

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

my daughter drew dignity.

Good feels

Pretty sure Clavicular is 2026's Hawk Tuah girl.

I think that Vance and Trump should keep talking about what the Pope can and cannot say and do. I can’t imagine any possible negative repercussions for them.

F.E.A.R. is a horror game that features a helicopter crash and ends with an underground laboratory. Therefore, F.E.A.R. is a Resident Evil game. In this essay I will

Shout out to a 23 year old me appearing in F.E.A.R. 3.

Smells like updenny’s in here.

If I ever use the term “soy boy” it is exclusively to refer to the character Tofu from Resident Evil 2.

I made this cursed thing and now you need to see it.

Would be awesome to go an hour or more without seeing online betting ads.

I’ve been listening to a lot of Killswitch Engage lately. That band is like candy. So fun.

Post a great photo of a musician.

Blunt Horse Trauma is the title of my next industrial album

The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something.

“I spy with my little eye something a truck.” - My daughter.

Hot take: There were way too many frozen yogurt places in like 2012 but I think as a society, we overcorrected.

I’m fully in my Michael Scott era because I love Chili’s.

Tapping the sign again.

A balmy -4.

I haven’t gotten a response. :(

Okay fine, I’m an hour and a half into Clair Obscur and now I see why it won all the things.

ICE murdered someone today and I suspect they’re only going to get worse because no one’s going to stop them.

Living in Maine is interesting because you get a 20% Resistance to Frost Damage but you also get a +6 to Firestarting.

It’s January 1 and my daughter just asked me to put on Meshuggah for the first time. It’s gonna be a good year, y’all.

I’m playing through Ocarina of Time for the first time right now and it is my firmly held belief that the Shadow Temple deserves all the hate that the Water Temple gets.

Having a fireplace is so tight.

Never have I ever had to apologize for being white. Or felt guilty for it.

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

If this shocks you, you don’t know who I am.

lol my wife had to call the bomb squad today at work.

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen. Meshuggah James Brown Mark Guiliana Ellen Allien Cattle Decapitation

I swam a mile today!

Trans folks: Apparently it’s the last day of Transgender Awareness Week so remember that you no longer have disadvantage on stealth rolls.

“Winnie, what are you going to be when you grow up?” “I’m going to be a pumpkin for Halloween tomorrow.”

Thank you, Google AI, very cool.

We live in Halloween Central for the county so there are more trick or treaters than I’ve ever seen in my life. It reminds me of the trick or treat scene in Hocus Pocus. WILD.

Randomly just remembered @carniferus.bsky.social ‘s ~2009 iTunes library called Ben of Iniquity.