Pretty sure Clavicular is 2026's Hawk Tuah girl.

I think that Vance and Trump should keep talking about what the Pope can and cannot say and do. I can’t imagine any possible negative repercussions for them.

F.E.A.R. is a horror game that features a helicopter crash and ends with an underground laboratory. Therefore, F.E.A.R. is a Resident Evil game. In this essay I will

Shout out to a 23 year old me appearing in F.E.A.R. 3.

Smells like updenny’s in here.

If I ever use the term “soy boy” it is exclusively to refer to the character Tofu from Resident Evil 2.

I made this cursed thing and now you need to see it.

Would be awesome to go an hour or more without seeing online betting ads.

I’ve been listening to a lot of Killswitch Engage lately. That band is like candy. So fun.

Post a great photo of a musician.

Blunt Horse Trauma is the title of my next industrial album

The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something.

“I spy with my little eye something a truck.” - My daughter.

Hot take: There were way too many frozen yogurt places in like 2012 but I think as a society, we overcorrected.

I’m fully in my Michael Scott era because I love Chili’s.

Tapping the sign again.

A balmy -4.

I haven’t gotten a response. :(

Okay fine, I’m an hour and a half into Clair Obscur and now I see why it won all the things.

ICE murdered someone today and I suspect they’re only going to get worse because no one’s going to stop them.

Living in Maine is interesting because you get a 20% Resistance to Frost Damage but you also get a +6 to Firestarting.

It’s January 1 and my daughter just asked me to put on Meshuggah for the first time. It’s gonna be a good year, y’all.

I’m playing through Ocarina of Time for the first time right now and it is my firmly held belief that the Shadow Temple deserves all the hate that the Water Temple gets.

Having a fireplace is so tight.

Never have I ever had to apologize for being white. Or felt guilty for it.

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

If this shocks you, you don’t know who I am.

lol my wife had to call the bomb squad today at work.

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen. Meshuggah James Brown Mark Guiliana Ellen Allien Cattle Decapitation

I swam a mile today!

Trans folks: Apparently it’s the last day of Transgender Awareness Week so remember that you no longer have disadvantage on stealth rolls.

“Winnie, what are you going to be when you grow up?” “I’m going to be a pumpkin for Halloween tomorrow.”

Thank you, Google AI, very cool.

We live in Halloween Central for the county so there are more trick or treaters than I’ve ever seen in my life. It reminds me of the trick or treat scene in Hocus Pocus. WILD.

Randomly just remembered @carniferus.bsky.social ‘s ~2009 iTunes library called Ben of Iniquity.

RHPS stands for Rocky Horror Pro Skater.

There comes a very special time in every goth-adjacent person’s life when they find out about the Tapeworm project.

As much as the GOP tries to blame the shutdown on Democrats ad nauseam, the GOP controls both houses of Congress and the Executive branch. As well, there were zero government shutdowns during the Biden administration.

Y’all aren’t ready for this conversation, but Descent II walked so that Doom 2016 could run.

We didn’t go to a No Kings protest per se, but my wife did scream “must suck to be a fucking idiot” out the window at an asshole in a truck flipping off protesters and waving a Trump flag.

I’m being a dinosaur for Halloween.

Before having a toddler, I didn’t know it was possible for someone to force you to go to the car wash.

3 time Emmy and 3 time Tony Award winner Glenn Close, best known in her role as Gutless from 1991’s Hook.

Nerds: You are just jealous that you couldn’t cancel Bari Weiss. Me:

CNN: Trump says violence on streets of Portland is rising.

Take this back to the kitchen. I specifically asked for ooples and banoonoos.

Humans long for exoskeletons, and that's why we have rooms.

I don’t know, maybe there’s something they can do to avoid comparisons to the Nazi party www.dhs.gov/news/2025/09...