Randomly just remembered @carniferus.bsky.social ‘s ~2009 iTunes library called Ben of Iniquity.

RHPS stands for Rocky Horror Pro Skater.

There comes a very special time in every goth-adjacent person’s life when they find out about the Tapeworm project.

As much as the GOP tries to blame the shutdown on Democrats ad nauseam, the GOP controls both houses of Congress and the Executive branch. As well, there were zero government shutdowns during the Biden administration.

Y’all aren’t ready for this conversation, but Descent II walked so that Doom 2016 could run.

We didn’t go to a No Kings protest per se, but my wife did scream “must suck to be a fucking idiot” out the window at an asshole in a truck flipping off protesters and waving a Trump flag.

Chronically online is overrated, morbidly online is where the juice is.

I’m being a dinosaur for Halloween.

Before having a toddler, I didn’t know it was possible for someone to force you to go to the car wash.

3 time Emmy and 3 time Tony Award winner Glenn Close, best known in her role as Gutless from 1991’s Hook.

Nerds: You are just jealous that you couldn’t cancel Bari Weiss. Me:

CNN: Trump says violence on streets of Portland is rising.

Take this back to the kitchen. I specifically asked for ooples and banoonoos.

Humans long for exoskeletons, and that's why we have rooms.

I don’t know, maybe there’s something they can do to avoid comparisons to the Nazi party www.dhs.gov/news/2025/09...

today is the 13th birthday of my beard.

We love free speech so much that if you don’t mourn this podcaster we will get you fired.

This is what they used to call ADHD.

Gamergate was the origin of so much bile that is now in mainstream culture.

i condemn everything

Happy launch day to @jasonxbergman.bsky.social alone. Miss you buddy!

Happy Lorna Shore and Between the Buried and Me day to all who celebrate.

Jack Thompson coming out of the woodwork like

Imagine me showing up at your workplace to do a network install and I set down my bag and pull this out.

Me playing Death Stranding 2.

Hi, I’m sorry, but this is fucking weird.

You know, for someone who is obsessed with the idea of getting the Nobel Peace Prize, renaming the DoD to the Department of War is certainly A Decision™️.

I’m only like 16 hours in and Death Stranding 2 is real good.

Giorgio Armani is dead so now I need to find someone else to make my custom suits. :(

I wonder if Jet2 has experienced a huge surge in business in the past few months

Censorship is when no jiggle physics.

The duality of being a dad who plays games.

Kenny Rogers in Reno 911!

Louboutin and Louis Vuitton need to collaborate on something just to confuse people even more.

Your honor, if you find me guilty of murder, it will be a dangerous personal embarrassment.

The serving size for all packaged cookies is a whole row. I don’t make the rules.

Brent Hinds dying hit me much harder than Ozzy. I’ve been listening to a bunch of Mastodon the past few days and my lukewarm take is that Crack the Skye is a flawless album from beginning to end. Just a 10/10.

Small government is when the federal government takes a 10% stake in Intel.

Up until June, my wife's job title was "Historian of Global Slavery" at the Smithsonian NMAAHC. Hence, I have strong feelings about the administration's words in support of erasing the history of slavery today. Expecting he'd be doing something along these lines, we went ahead and pulled... 1/2

Hear me out: one of those “Is it cake?” things but it’s never cake and it’s just ruining someone’s stuff with a knife.

#15moviestogettoknowme 1. Jaws 2. Alien (1979) 3. Wet Hot American Summer 4. Dr. Strangelove 5. What We Do in the Shadows 6. Get Out 7. Lord of the Rings 8. Clerks 9. This is Spinal Tap 10. The Big Lebowski 11. Gremlins 2: The New Batch 12. Reno 911: Miami 13. Scream 14. Best in Show 15. Jaws 3

I’m being a little cheeky but not unserious when I say that if tariffs cause Arizona Iced Tea to cost more than 99 cents, Trump’s economic policies are an abject failure. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/10/b...

I got 45 XP in my Goth skill tree this weekend by learning how to pronounce Einstürzende Neubauten.

Go buy Dishonored 1&2, Prey 2017, and Deathloop! I even worked on Dishonored.

Small government is when they deploy the National Guard to a city with the lowest crime in 30 years.

The entire Al Jazeera team in Gaza City is dead because of the Israeli government.