Being a year older hasn't felt like anything but sleep so far...... I've been tearing some sleep UP.

37 trips. 🎈

My shit looks like a Cream Saver now.... I miss this vibrant pink!

Me & my SUNsin. 🌞

Enjoying my "Rainbow Summer" hair color journey & the next color is loading up on Tuesday. 🌈 Purple & Yellow have been a good time. But, I'm excited for what's next!

I wouldn't even tattoo my government on my skin..... I mean?

The peen or the poon ain't never had me that reckless. Matching or themed? Sure. Their government? Never.

They're over on Twitter calling me an "elder gay" & I don't like it....

*sighs*

4'11 & 6'3

This is when we should punt their little asses like a football...

if the steelers wanted a quarterback who is old and crazy, i would have shown up at latrobe weeks ago.

A "dink" is sending me.....

The way I'mma gon' head & go home for this one! Shaking ass all up & through the National Harbor.....

Act accordingly. Move accordingly. If I return the energy you give me..... You'd want to drink bleach & end it all.

I have an announcement to make! 😁✨

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I desire love and intimacy in a way that feels overwhelming. I can feel it in my entire body, like a switch was flipped. Almost like I’m dying of thirst.

Smelling good is a way of life. I can’t walk out the house if I didn’t put cologne/oils/perfume on

Got three Lego sets today. It's been awhile but, I'm here for it. The first one was just too cute to leave at the store.

Happy Pride yall 🌈

I got high & went to Jason's Deli. Got a turkey sammich on Foccacia w/ some Salt & Vinegar chips. The went to Cinnabon & tore down on a perfectly made cinnamon bun. It was...magical.

So I almost got ran off the road by a utility truck....... I was livid more than I was scared & my inner Dexter was triggered, immediately.

Emphasis on "Leave us the fuck alone"

Too well. That's the problem.

Day 45 hunnid without booty rubs.

I need this type of delulu in all facets of my life.

Laying up with somebody while texting another bitch in their ear is.......... Please just leave people alone man....smh

When people say shit about their partners like... "Finally! They're gone. I needed a break from them!" I'm always like..... "Yikes" because why does them living while you're around drain you that badly?!

Since I'm finding out short people have real preference when it comes to their hugs... If I promised your little ass a hug whenever we meet..... Do you prefer me to bend down to meet you at your level or would you like me to stand up so you can fall on the titties?! Answer!

New York me, honestly. That Korea dog hit too!

Just so yall know… There’s 15% off everything on kashmirviii.com this weekend, no code needed! Tell a friend to tell a friend!

LOL. It's a flight away but, we made it happen.

I done messed around & started "Government Cheese" on Apple TV & Chile........ 😳

I hope their living will is up to date.

They should change all the speed limit signs in Houston to simply say this:

If you not passing anybody, you should prolly get out the fast lane.

A good, firm ass smack reminds me that I'm exactly who I thought I was waking up this morning. Now, I'm smacking my own ass but.....point still stands.

I really hate shaking hands. Like real real bad. I don't know where your hand has been. I don't know where your hand has thought about being. I will wash my hands forever when I have to touch someone. I don't even trust my soap to get YOU off of me.

"Lena, do you ever smile?" Me: "Has there been such lore spread across these valleys told in hush or secret to passerbys?"

I've been very convinced to not have no chirrens...... Rich Auntie Vibes Only.

O M G

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VA state troopers be sitting in the trees just like this lmao car and all 😭

I've never seen "Breaking Bad" & apparently that's a bad thing. 🙃

Adult people scare me...... I just told a 35 year old woman that she had a problem that I can't fix due to privacy & restriction. (Yes, verbatim) Her response: "Why can't you just do it? I don't have the time do add this into my schedule!" Me: "As I just explained in my last correspondence..."

The limit doesn't exist.

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Me to me: "Bitch, worry about yourself"