I don't suppose the Daily Fail would want you to re-post this, so please refrain.

#tiptoe is incredible and plenty of people more articulate than me saying so. Can anyone tell me who designed Alan Cumming's front door because I want it for my house!

Spotify, please retire that postcode lottery advert ffs!

@theguardian.com Hey, the app isn't working. Been this way for a few days, already un/reinstalled.

@jemmaforte.bsky.social @thetrawl.bsky.social

#davos Lies. Lies. Lies.

Will somebody shut him the fuck up #Davos

Audiobook #24

Please let it be a triple episode week of The Trawl...every day the news is worse and worse @jemmaforte.bsky.social @marina-purkiss.bsky.social

Audiobook #23

Audiobook #21 and #22

Audiobook #20 I adore this woman.

Taking the piss now #bonfirenight

Book #22

I hope every big Xmas ad this year has a black family...just to see how much the gammon lose their minds.

Audiobook #18 & #19

Book #21

Thank fucking god #NobelPeacePrize

Normalise leaving people the fuck alone when they have headphones in. Unless you are warning me of certain death, I dont care.

Job. Remote. Fully. Working to do some genuine good in the world. Zero or limited corporate nonsense.

What the fuck is Trump talking about!??!

Advice for Jeremy Clarkson

Audiobook #17

Book #20

Book #19

Audiobook #16 of 2025, Miss Tina will always be iconic

Rewatching Nip/Tuck, god Julian McMahon was so good in it 💔

Why. Is. Everyone. So. Fucking. Loud?!

I bloody loved Nip/Tuck and he was fantastic in it. Too sad.

Book #18 - nice bit of feminine rage on the sunbed

Book #17

Book #16

Always a creep round the pool that wants to talk to you. I'm basically in my underwear mate, go away.

Obligatory toes/pool pic 🇨🇾

Book 15 - fly to Cyprus for 2 weeks on Monday so should get these numbers up

Book 14 of the year

People that laugh at everything

There are some people that exist only to create work for other people because they have fuck all to do otherwise.

Llamagrama 57 - Taco Tuesday 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 💡2 🔤 0 www.llamagrama.com

Born to be a New Yorker, forced to live in Salford. Could listen to that accent all day.

Billy Joel all night, thank you bbc2!

Attention turns to 15th June #PeopleWatchingTour

£26.40 for 1 pint and 2 shandies in Tottenham last night 💀

So grateful to be here again #CowboyCarterTour

Tomorrow...

Hi fam! To offset some of the (staggering) cost of my spine surgery I’m selling some really good items from my personal collection (designer clothes & bags, vintage pieces, fine jewelry) on Poshmark. Check it out & please @ me if you want something so I can give you a good deal❤️ posh.mk/upeZK5cGSTb

To do list this week 1. Monday-Weds, just get through it... 2. Thursday, see Beyoncé 3. Fri-Sat, be sad that I no longer have Beyoncé to look forward to 4. Sunday, one week til Sam Fender!

Summer reading inspired by @thetrawl.bsky.social @jemmaforte.bsky.social @marina-purkiss.bsky.social

Audiobook #15 of 2025...doomed