Audiobook #20 I adore this woman.

Taking the piss now #bonfirenight

Book #22

I hope every big Xmas ad this year has a black family...just to see how much the gammon lose their minds.

Audiobook #18 & #19

Book #21

Thank fucking god #NobelPeacePrize

Normalise leaving people the fuck alone when they have headphones in. Unless you are warning me of certain death, I dont care.

Job. Remote. Fully. Working to do some genuine good in the world. Zero or limited corporate nonsense.

What the fuck is Trump talking about!??!

Advice for Jeremy Clarkson

Audiobook #17

Book #20

Book #19

Audiobook #16 of 2025, Miss Tina will always be iconic

Rewatching Nip/Tuck, god Julian McMahon was so good in it 💔

Why. Is. Everyone. So. Fucking. Loud?!

I bloody loved Nip/Tuck and he was fantastic in it. Too sad.

Book #18 - nice bit of feminine rage on the sunbed

Book #17

Book #16

Always a creep round the pool that wants to talk to you. I'm basically in my underwear mate, go away.

Obligatory toes/pool pic 🇨🇾

Book 15 - fly to Cyprus for 2 weeks on Monday so should get these numbers up

Book 14 of the year

People that laugh at everything

There are some people that exist only to create work for other people because they have fuck all to do otherwise.

Llamagrama 57 - Taco Tuesday 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 💡2 🔤 0 www.llamagrama.com

Born to be a New Yorker, forced to live in Salford. Could listen to that accent all day.

Billy Joel all night, thank you bbc2!

Attention turns to 15th June #PeopleWatchingTour

£26.40 for 1 pint and 2 shandies in Tottenham last night 💀

So grateful to be here again #CowboyCarterTour

Tomorrow...

Hi fam! To offset some of the (staggering) cost of my spine surgery I’m selling some really good items from my personal collection (designer clothes & bags, vintage pieces, fine jewelry) on Poshmark. Check it out & please @ me if you want something so I can give you a good deal❤️ posh.mk/upeZK5cGSTb

To do list this week 1. Monday-Weds, just get through it... 2. Thursday, see Beyoncé 3. Fri-Sat, be sad that I no longer have Beyoncé to look forward to 4. Sunday, one week til Sam Fender!

Summer reading inspired by @thetrawl.bsky.social @jemmaforte.bsky.social @marina-purkiss.bsky.social

Audiobook #15 of 2025...doomed

Cannot wait to move to (hopefully) live next to a neighbour that doesn't smoke week on the front step. Bloody roasting and cant have the window open 😤

From @krassenstein.bsky.social

What a relief to not have to think about United for 3 whole months

Have never denied Ed Sheeran is extremely talented, 1st album is much repeated. But he did unlock the formula of basic bitch couple wedding music and ran with it. I am his disappointed parent.

And now Sam Fender! #OneBigWeekend

Mon the Biff #OneBigWeekend

Eating in silence is a mad tv/movie trope, do people actually do that? Can't stand the sound of chewing personally.

Gutted about Billy Joel and everyone who was looking forward to seeing him this summer. Hope he's well and back on stage soon! 🎹

Think kids are feral now? Wait until next week when they're going cold turkey from vaping 😤💨

Only in the insane No Homo 90s could 'kissing a guy' be thought of as worse than shitting yourself on rollercoaster #Friends

Census says the area our new house is in is mostly retirees and elderly...perfect!

I'm gonna wee myself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣