[Quebec voice] “J’ACCUSE, JACK HUGHES!”

With your phone in your pocket, practice hitting power and volume up at the same time for a couple seconds. Next time you go to unlock, biometrics are disabled and you'll have to enter your passcode. As would, say, a cop. support.apple.com/guide/iphone...

Sixers hold a moment of silence for Dan McQuade.

Profile Warrior Ornament https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/315148

a turducken is a chicken stuffed into a duck stuffed into a turd

wake up to find out that you have the eyes of a squirrel

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

The existence of Paul Simonon implies there also exists an Art Garfunkeloff

@nevernotfunny.bsky.social @jimmypardo.com got home to this last night (yes we live in LA)

@edsbs.bsky.social. I mean come on:

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Each week I do a podcast, Dear John Letters, answering listener mail. Normally it’s only for Patreon subscribers but tonight I’m taking letters from all comers and I’ll make the show available to everyone tomorrow, FREE! Anonymous question? DM me! Over 100 eps already up Patreon.com/johnroderick

The Triumph of Bacchus, by Diego Velázquez, 1628-29

Would be cool to see this picture of Geddy Lee get reposted 2112 times