Why the fuck am I unable to remember someone’s name immediately after they tell me it but I can remember that time I threw up at a Chili’s in 2008?

I was watching the boondocks and holy shit is that Kris deltarune????

How it feels seeing liberals cheer on Japan’s new far right prime minister just because she’s a woman

I hate that every time I laugh at an xkcd comic, I can hear some younger Gen Z calling me a millennial unc.

I’m legitimately so afraid of what this administration will try to do to me. Even in a blue state, they’ll figure out a way somehow. Those bastards always do.

The more you hear about your friends’ abusive parents, the more you understand this guy

Why the fuck is there always a goddamn 50 billion gigabyte update for Fortnite every time I get on? It’s so goddamn annoying

Me when I’m about to lore dump about my spec evo world building project.

Can you imagine how insane Twitter would’ve been if the OJ Simpson trial happened like 20 years later?

Togore vs Chara naming battle be like

Paid 25 bucks to see Kanako

Seeing UTY characters appear during the UT stream is amazing 💀

TOBY WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

I wish there was an alternative to discord that was good and that people actually used. Discord fucking sucks so hard.

Can everything stop getting profoundly worse in the U.S. for five minutes?

Literally the only reason we’re not in a recession officially is because of the AI bubble. I don’t know how much longer it has before it goes the way of the dot com.

It’s been this way for a while now but man it feels weird to no longer have to lie about your age when making an account on something.

Do conservatives hate septum piercings so much because you have to be over 18 to get one?

Before I forget, happy tenth anniversary to undertale

Is it weird that I want to make a popular piece of media not for the fame or money, but because I want to see the bizarre shitposts my fans come up with.

I love expressing my distaste for the greedy decisions that Nintendo has made for pokemon ZA online and these motherfuckers crawl out of the sewers without fail.

I think I lost a good 30 iq points reading through the comments on a post about 9/11

According to this one of the bullets said “transgender ideology” like literally just that and nothing else.

Does anyone else have an intense feeling of dread after what happened yesterday? Charlie Kirk may have lived and died by the sword but that doesn’t matter. And neither does the shooter’s motivations; fascism values narrative over truth and the right wing media is already crafting theirs. An-

Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time

Them Wikipedia editors work quick

From what I’ve seen, Charlie Kirk probably died the moment the bullet hit him. But if he did survive he would likely be braindead and remain as such. The hospital he got sent to is not a trauma center as well. Even if it was, his odds of survival would be slim to nil.

I’m just gonna leave this here

Make sure to leave out milk and cookies for George Bush tonight

Interesting fact: due to his incredibly long political career, the birth year of Biden voters would’ve spanned from the 1870s all the way to 2006.

Bluesky finally added bookmarks. Time to save a bunch of uhh… stuff.

Yknow I always thought propaganda was going to look more like propaganda from the axis powers but instead it’s videos of military aircraft with a slowed down version of the Macarena playing in the background. American fascism is so fucking stupid man.

Why the hell does Chick-fil-A have a breakfast menu? Who tf eats chicken for breakfast?

I love it when I see some social media post about capitalists doing something shitty and then I go to the comment section to see people blaming it on the Jews. And by love it I mean it makes me want to slam my head into a wall.

I wish those ancestry tracing/genetic test services weren’t just massive data collection schemes because I’m genuinely curious. Also none of my family is from the south so I’m probably in the clear on that front.

How it feels to have Minecraft, Fortnite, and GTA as my most played games

Is it bad that I’ve never actually played hollow knight before?

I’m so exited for the “beards/tattoos/piercings are unprofessional” generation to either retire or die.

" Clingy morning " #pokemon

Am I a spoiled brat if I’m mad that I can’t get fossils or Miku figures because of the tariffs? I know the Trump regime is doing so much worse shit but I can’t even have the joy of pointless consumerism 😔

I hate how much that old wizard school cunt has actually meaningfully moved the needle in the UK and made things significantly worse for trans people. Fuck Harry Potter and fuck JK Rowling.

It’s one of those days where I really fucking hate having ADHD. I do not understand how anyone can think this is fun or quirky or whatever. It’s miserable

Imagine if you went in a jet2 holiday and you got a barbershop haircut that costs a quarter with Adrian and your friend group.

I don’t really care about sports but how is the MJ vs LeBron debate even a thing? LeBron has been in the NBA longer than I’ve even been alive and he’s still carrying the lakers hard.

Despite being able to carry an entire arsenal of weapons all at once, the most unrealistic part of GTA is still the fact that LSIA isn’t a massive battle royale clusterfuck of cars when you go there like its real life counterpart.

Being in the UTDR community since the beginning is so fucking weird because how the hell did we go from this to this?

Does anyone else feel like they’re being gaslit by younger people about 2016? I remember people calling it the worst year ever and now all of a sudden it’s the peak of humanity? I’ll admit the Pokémon go summer was amazing but man

I hate that whole “it’s not that deep the curtains were just blue.” Type of anti intellectual thought. Especially from younger people. How tf can you say “it’s not that deep” while growing up obsessed with the fnaf lore?