My mom gave away all my Pokémon cards without asking years ago so now I’m looking at how much the ones I remember I had are selling for online and dying inside.

Humans really managed to take over the planet by doing this shit in the ice age

How exactly do you contend with the fact that life is going to get perpetually worse and each passing day is the best you’ll ever experience for the rest of your life without becoming an alcoholic?

With all the shit Israel is pulling, I feel like I’m going to have to spend the rest of my life telling people to not be antisemitic and that Zionism is not synonymous with Judaism.

I don’t know if this is my stupidest idea or my most genius one but I want to see a trans woman who just started HRT post her bare chest every day on instagram and see how long it takes before it’s taken down for nudity.

Now that I think about it, we are insanely lucky that fire is actually visible because imagine if it wasn’t.

Do you ever read more into geopolitics and think “holy shit the rest of the world does not hate the U.S. even remotely as much as they should.”

Random question for the Americans: do all of you have an equivalent of Bakersfield in your state? Like is there one city that everyone in the state agrees to constantly rip on?

Have you ever gotten clickbaited by a song that’s used in a lot of social media videos and then search up the full song only to find out the rest of it is ass?

Idk if this entirely counts but apparently there are Minecraft videos that were made by fucking Jeffery Epstein

Shoutout to all the old people who voted for Brexit and then proceeded to fucking die while leaving everyone else to face the consequences of the economic fuckery

having your city noticed by the president is now a natural disaster on par with a hurricane or major flood

“Man, if only there was a device that was able to detect radiation levels in the environment.” The humble Geiger counter:

I like how job interviews are just a massive humiliation ritual where you have to pretend to give a shit about some faceless corporate entity and not the fact that having a job is slightly preferable to homelessness.

Horrifying discovery I made today is that I’m actually a millennial according to the people who coined the term.

Do you think bees see beekeepers as an eldritch god they give food offerings to in exchange for protection?

It’s genuinely so crazy that basically every bad thing that’s happened in the past 20 years can be directly traced back to Jeffery Epstein

We voted on axing daylight savings 8 years ago btw

The more I learn about stem cells, the more I hate George Bush

Does anyone else have a bottle of champagne at the ready for when it finally happens?

Do you ever wake up yearning for the hexxit cotton or am I just weird

By far the funniest thing about family guy is the unintentional implication that Brian is such an insufferable douche that he still struggles getting with white women despite being a talking dog.

Society if Facebook marketplace was its own app independent from Facebook as a whole:

New movie marathon idea: the pronoun cinematic universe

That was quick

I hate it when people say shit like “worry about you can control” but the issue is, if I was able to control a problem, I would simply do something about it rather than being anxious about it.

I wonder if there are any two nationalities who have never produced a kid together.

I find it funny how conservatives fear mongered about how the socialists want to “take your stuff” when you hear CEOs say shit like “you will own nothing and you will be happy.”

My interest in Hytale disappearing the moment I find out the foxes are aggressive

Am I stupid if I had no idea that fetty wap was in prison this whole time? I thought he just dropped some bangers 10 years ago and dipped.

I love when new tech comes out and we all gawk at it for a bit before we end up hating it because it just gets used for shoving even more ads down our throats.

It’s really hard to not fedpost at the moment especially knowing that crackdowns on dissent against the Trump regime are probably coming if he actually tries and pulls shit in Greenland.

Three million people live in Caracas, five million in the metro area. It's one of the densest cities in South America. Remember this in the morning when they try to spin this as anything other than a cold-blooded attack on a major civilian center.

Man I really just learned that the U.S. bombed Caracas from fucking warframe region chat

Would it be overly cynical of me to say that GTA VI will probably be bad because of how much cut content there will end up being as a result of the AI bubble hogging up computer parts to make low quality slop for people who are the prelude to idiocracy?

Sometimes I’m upset about the dystopian hellscape we live in. But then I remember how farcical the path to this was and I get even more upset but also find it a little funny in an absurdist way.

To someone as broken as me, el pollo loco is just el pollo.

Archeologists in the far future are probably going to find Miku figures all over the world and assume people in our time worshipped her as a goddess. And they would be right! 💙💙💙

The running theme between the Epstein story, banning trans healthcare for minors, religious homeschooling and the complaints about adult children estranging themselves is a fundamental American belief that children are property with no rights of their own

My guess is that it’s his name since the refer to him as “Mr grinch.”

I feel like Ethiopia should be a little more smug about being the cradle of humanity. It would be funny if their tourism slogan was something like “welcome home” or “welcome back.”

Spices are such a metal concept because wtf do you mean humans got bored of regular food and went out and put toxins produced by plants ment to deter consumption and then they became so popular that wars and the age of exploration were started just to get more of them

Wojaks are to rage comics what neoclassical architecture is to classical architecture.

I hate those videos that are like “don’t drink Coca Cola after watching this” and they put something in the coke and come back after a few days and it has dissolved a bit. Like wow, it’s almost as if Coke is acidic. Do these people not know that they have a giant bag of acid inside them?

Man I feel so bad for anyone who worked hard to either get a degree or is working at getting a degree from OU because the essay girl fiasco has basically turned any diploma from that school about as impressive as this.

I wonder what cyberpunk media will end up being the closest to what we’ll end up living like in a few decades

I wish Laika could understand how often I and so many others think about her.

Do any of yall play GTA it’s double money for the diamond casino and my bum ass friends don’t want to play with me