Mashallah

I just made the best savory oats I’ve ever had

NEW: A branch of Israel's largest weapons contractor, Elbit, is seeking a massive deal with Trump's Pentagon. Comes as Netanyahu and Republicans push to fuse the US and Israeli militaries. If Elbit gets the deal, it could make the US "dependent" on the weapons contractor for a generation to come.

Tiffany Day

It’s wild how much hotter someone can get by just simply reducing the inseam on their shorts

I’m so glad I made it up to DC before Trump laid his eggs in the reflecting pool

Like can we just ban AI already?

My company: “You need to use AI for everything. It will be considered in your performance review.” Also my company: “Woah there cowboy! You’re burning through tokens and driving up costs!”

It’s crazy how much work I can get done when I’m not in 8 hours of meetings like I was every day this week until today 🤯

Mamdaddy is MY president

this is your sign to call in sick to work if you don't feel like it. you deserve time off

We are Charli xcx

Madonna no!

Hunter Biden’s got that rizz 🫦

Are we about to get some good news this week?

California voters: Billionaire 🙁 Guy backed by billionaires 😄

calirornia voters boldly asked “could we get a governor worse than gavin newsom” and they discovered yes, easily

Can’t wait to see just how much California disappoints us in their elections today

The corporate backoff from AI is about to be so funny

Vote for @saikatforcongress.bsky.social SF

Absolutely shocking how easy this is.

Happy Detour Day! Trans grl pwrr 🍒✨

Wait who is Joe Biden?

This is actually pretty massive

This might be controversial but I think vegan cream cheese is better than dairy cream cheese

Becerra is another Fetterman

One of the most magical experiences I’ve had recently was witnessing a mosh pit form for Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne

Late for my meeting because I had to poop ❤️

These 8 Democrats voted to pass a national ban on trans teachers and mention of LGBTQ topics. Rep Henry Cuellar (TX) Rep. Don Davis (NC) Rep. Cleo Fields (LA) Rep. Laura Gillen (NY) Rep. Vicente González (TX) Rep. Marcy Kaptur (OH) Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (WA) Rep. Eugene Vindman (VA)

Imagine supporting Becerra lmao

huh, wonder why Meta just gave Xavier Becerra a million dollars for his california governor primary

Can I get a FUCK ICE in the chat?

KAT WON. FUCK ICE.

It’s actually shocking to see the number of Republicans now saying they’re going to vote Dem because of the Massie upset. It took a while, but I’m glad to see people finally pushing back against the Israel lobby and the Epstein class.

the republican party is an explicitely pro pedophile and a pro war political party

Esteves should have won. Georgia Democrats are braindead

Random generator for potential new Madonna album titles:

Lmfao

Video shows Palestinian children rushing through the streets of Burqa, a village in the Nablus Governorate in the occupied West Bank, after Israeli forces evacuated schools following a raid through the town.

Spotify takes every opportunity it can to call me a f@g

Big Oil isn't spending against Xavier Becerra. PG&E isn't spending against Becerra. Corporate developers aren't spending against Becerra. They're spending $20 million against me. Ask yourself why.

Homemade chicken biryani is the perfect pre-workout snack

Wtf is going on in California man…

Love this song

Atlanta isn’t full. We just refuse to elect a competent government

MUNA putting out bangers

Absolutely wild that MIA has multiple songs criticizing borders while also calling people “illegals” at a Kid Cudi show. She has completely lost her mind

Geese may be chaotic evil, but baby geese are so fucking cute

My dad likes Kacey Musgraves 🥹