This Anthropic leak is absolutely hilarious

cranking slayyyter at 7:49 AM

How else will we teach the youths how to sign their names on the bombs we send to Israel?

a child with two fathers:

Source tells me sora is stable. Please god

Newsom will 100% cost the Dems the presidency if he wins the primary for 2028

Such an unserious regime

Waiting in my hour long tsa precheck line, and a grown ass man asks “how is this even possible?” Must be so nice to not have to pay attention to what’s going on in the world

Bluesky trends are useless

And Fetterman

The Platner hate on this app is ridiculous

And as expected, not seeing any reporting about this from BBC, @cnn.com, @nytimes.com, etc.

I’m so serious when I say we should bring back gulags specifically for people like Mullin

Let’s see if we can get the DOW down to under 40k 😎

Never take this guy seriously on anything ever again

Bad news: Kat lost Good news: Venezuela won

I love Atlanta weather. Like what do you mean it was in the upper 60s this morning, and now it’s snowing???

Him playing twins made it so hard to focus on anything else

Hope y’all have a great day creating shareholder value! ❤️

すみmy bad fam

I missed this Kacey Musgraves 😌

Butter beans are s-tier

I honestly don’t have the energy to care about what Timothée Chalamet said about ballet and opera. I’m just over here stanning Caroline Polachek instead

Reminder that Netanyahu is only unpopular in Israel due to his corruption scandals and judicial reforms. Israelis overwhelmingly approve of his actions toward Gaza and Iran. Don’t let western media try to convince you otherwise. This is Israel’s war. Not just Netanyahu’s.

Boyfriend made homemade pho and the leftovers are hitting so hard rn

Larry Ellison is even worse than Elon btw

If lunges good, why feel bad

Good morning! Fuck Israel

The United States is a scam

Really sucks that one of the two times a year I have to get gas landed on a gas price spike 🫠

how everything feels

My politics are driven by my deeply held belief that anyone involved in declaring war or launching military strikes for any reason should immediately be sent to gulags for the rest of their lives 😌

I get irrationally happy whenever I see someone run their first race

I like to believe in a hell specifically for people who sit on machines at the gym and just talk to people the whole time

But have you seen the DOW????

So in other words, the U.S. is trying to manufacture a reason to attack Cuba

I hate that I’ve become this person, but I hate when people chew gum when they’re talking to me

I desperately needed this deload week 😌

Slayyyter 🛐

I’m sure we’ll be hearing more about these “suicide attempts”

The refund question is so so messy my god. But it’s an enormous political opportunity for the opposition party.

The Supreme Court:

Just the world making moves while the U.S. sinks further in a hole

Trump, Gates, and Clinton next?

My boyfriend’s family members keep sending me food and red envelopes for lunar new year 🥹

Wearing Birkenstocks to the office >>>

Trump’s going to be fully dementia’d before he faces any modicum of justice