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twitter failure also making bsky laggy ffs

Se ha caído Twitter/ X. Los que tenemos Bluesky.

me a week ago: yeah fuck daniil he's beyond redemption me rn: oh god meddy looks yummy tonight

Just realised…. You say “Westminster Bridge” and “Tower Bridge” and “Hammersmith Bridge”, etc etc But you say “*THE* Blackwall Tunnel” and “*THE* Rotherhithe Tunnel” and “*THE* Silvertown Tunnel”. Explain that, science!

SHAVE THE GOATEE IN CELEBRATION!

me: i dont care i hate them me rn:

what's going on with raya

bestie is here 🤩

tuned in for these last couple games I feel like I missed the real season’s next gen off 😭

BABY JOAO 🤩

dfkm

Arsenal win the presidency with 327 electoral votes

when pen says “you occupy my every thought” shit that was so real

funny how every time I spend the day *pining* over cooking project #2 at night I end up dreaming about *GUNSHOT*

Massive away win for the little fella.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me A sleep-aid laced with TMZ

now that I think about it, ive also softened a lot on raya because ha also lowkey reminds me of ✨him✨

being a woman is wondering if st peter is calling and it turns out its just ✨pms✨

iga getting a one month suspension being found at no fault nor negligence hmmMMMMmmmMMM

oh guess the interaction thingy does not equate to the former twitter circles 💀

THE CHILDDDD

HE SHOULD BE IN JAILLLLL

FFS WHY DO THEY HAVE TO SUB HIM IN FUCK OFFFF

bukayin ❤️

NOOOOO

Social Media must be overthrown and replaced by Social Persia, which will in turn be conquered by Social Macedonia.

Last Christmas IS the BETTER CHRISTMAS SONG >>>

botic usually / botic vs spanish slam winners

GOATICCC

did the man behind becker have a maga hat 💀💀

Gotta' appreciate how committed Taylor Fritz is to just making Alexander Zverev miserable this year.

fuck meee im going through a colin “these past few weeks have been full of confounding feelings. Feelings like a total inability to stop thinking about you” bridgerton phase ahhhh he cooked that quote and im cooked bc of it

Do you know how dark Twitter has to be for *STEPHEN KING* to say it’s too dark

the only thing needed here would be trending bs idk what the world is talking about

GUD EBENING *forgets the acc for another year*