Bob Iger has a real chance to be a hero here and say “Fuck you. Make me.” to the FCC by reinstating Kimmel. I’ll sign back up for Disney+ if he does. Until then, keep canceling your subscriptions!

This didn’t age well!👇

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Ain't gonna happen God. Where the hell are the f*cking un-redacted Epstein files? #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

Trump is STILL doing everything he can to distract us so we stop asking about the Epstein files.

I wonder what the next distraction will be instead of releasing the epstein list?

find me another Dem that wouldn't be too afraid to do this. seriously.

Not all heroes wear capes Not all pancakes are crepes Not all Welch’s love grapes Not all stoners use vapes But mostly gorilla’s are apes RS

So unifying

Sounds like the US is about to bail out Trump’s pal Javier Milei. ‘America First’ always has lots of exceptions.

Angela Paxton filed for divorce from Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton in July, accusing her husband of adultery. The records were placed under seal, but a group of 8 news organizations are arguing in court that the records are of public interest.

Pope Francis said, ‘Can we also laugh at God? Of course we can.’ If even I can take a joke, imagine how small a man must be if he can’t.

Who wore it better?

🚨 MAJOR BREAKING A federal judge has THROWN OUT Donald Trump's $15 billion lawsuit against the New York Times, ruling that the lawsuit lacked "any legitimate legal claims." The judge is giving Trump 28 days to file another version of the lawsuit.

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE MEMBERS OF THE UNITED STATES CONGRESS FOR JUST CREATING A NATIONAL DAY OF REMEMBRANCE ON OCTOBER 14TH, GEORGE FLOYD’S BIRTHDAY. WE MUST NEVER FORGET HOW HIS LIFE WAS SO SENSELESSLY TAKEN. WE MUST ALL USE THAT DAY TO REMEMBER HIM!

Glad that Gov. Gavin Newsom is up for the fight and understands the danger.

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So right-wing podcasters have free speech. But left-wing comedians who quote the right-wing podcasters do not. Got it.

The Onion remains undefeated.

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OH MY GOD

Jarvis: I hate to say this to my friends here at CNN, mass media is dying, so they're taking the last of these vestiges of institutions that matter and they're trying to turn them into propaganda organs under threat from the head of the FCC

Jimmy Kimmel basically just lost his job for saying Charlie Kirk's killer was MAGA. Just a few days ago, here's Brian Kilmeade of Fox News saying homeless people should be killed: He still has his job

yeah no one prominent on the right wanted this. now to take a sip of coffee and look at the post on the screen

Warren: "I'm reminded that Powell said last month the Fed would have cut interest rates back in February except for the concern about the chaos that Donald Trump was causing to the economy because of tariffs. That means for 7 months now families have been paying more on credit cars and car loans."

Who's a good boy?

Why on earth would they do that unless they didn’t want their major donors to go to jail?

Today, we are all Jimmy Kimmel. (Again, see how dumb that sounds?)

ANTIFA!!!

Sometimes I wish Greg Gutfeld was homeless and that Brian Kilmeade was responsible for his care

pumpkin spice CPTSD

Peak stupid is exactly what Donald wants... "smart people don't like me"🔥