I can't take this anymore! *raises hand to snap fingers that activates sKill 3 which drops a meteor on your dumb ass that lands one stun and two burn debuffs that does devastating damage on your next turn, killing you violently on your turn*

it's nuts that collectible companies have so successfully astroturfed that physical discs are the only way to "preserve" media. go buy some music on itunes. you can do whatever with those files. we won that fight in the 2000s. all media could work the same way!

we've gotta clean up these sodas

seeing a blog aggregation site (based on rss feeds?) be described as a “web 1.0” “webring”. i know nostalgia is hot and all but you should at least know a little bit about the terms you’re throwing around

Tomb Raider: Curse of the Sword (GBC, 2001)

(twelve year old voice) grand theft auto six is going to be so big that it’s going to cost $100

Me in 1768: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive. Me in 2026: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive.

how i look when seen at 300m

doing nintendo game bold/colored text when saying words my dog understands

congrats to everyone just now learning what a computer costs in 2026

calling usb keyboards "ps2 keyboards" because they work on the playstation 2

spent the day outside. Sunburned, tired, warm. Outside, with friends, walking and moving and drinking and eating. My eyes are blurry from the brightness of nature. And now, with this perspective, I can say: The computer is real life. Winning the computer is real life, all these guys are real/smart

it's so funny to try turning the unreal engine into a roblox

Get Linux, you can create keyboard shortcuts for just about anything.

they're bringing in a destinking team to hose me down like a rug on youtube. they're doing the toy story 2 woody restoration scene to me

Nintendo Switch Announcer (gravely): What is the true origin of man's inhumanity to man? What fate awaits our souls in the next life? Death and oblivion await all of us, this September. <fade to black, slight pause> Nintendo Switch Announcer: Who's up for ice cream? That's right - Hello Kitty!

I Will Take The "Donkey Kong Challenge".

as a kid one of the few hand-me-down albums of 'real music' (i had a number of promo compilation cds otherwise) i had was ANThology by alien ant farm. listening to it for the first time in a bit and really don't like how many of these lyrics i remember. a mystery how my musical tastes aren't worse

i’ve been seeing a lot more fake begrudging “looks like ai in games is just here to stay :/ guess there’s no point fighting it“ type posts lately and i’m here to say anyone making those are losers

cameltry may get me to plug a gaming mouse into my switch

411VM - Europe 1998 (VHS) ISO file : 101s

ghost in the shell (1995) portrays a world in which the embrace of technology ultimately creates new forms of problems for humanity. a man's brain gets hacked which makes him become a divorced guy despite never being married at all

Kindan no Ketsuzoku // C's Ware // PC-98

Awful Man Offers Witty, Acerbic Take On Everything He Sees https://theonion.com/awful-man-offers-witty-acerbic-take-on-everything-he-s-1819570846/

weirdly finding it hard to find any motivation to get anything done the day after having my job threatened over my AI usage metrics

unreal engine 6 was announced alongside a rocket league trailer that showed it alongside all of the fortnite "experiences". calling right now that they're going to try to angle UE6 as a 'platform' to try and chase roblox. maybe they even try to pass fortnite off as UE6

i hope the frag dolls will be at summer game fest!!!

my cyber brain is getting hacked :/

キャベツ銜えてるだけでなんでこんなに良いんだ #円山動物園 #エゾタヌキ

they're loading me into the mario 64 cannon to fire me into that corner of the wall in whomps fortress. not even the one with the star

checking social media is functionally the same as when a dog finds a sandwich crust under the table and keeps looking for food there for months afterwards

rally co-driver holding a full fast food drink carrier, handing me fries from the bag as i complete the stage in record time

YCH: running me over with your car

a picture of my lunch today: 🍖🥤 😀👍

just under five hours later, we completed all of THPS2. All skaters (including 80s tony!), all goals, all gaps, 90 something covers of May 16. thanks everyone who endured that one

tonight, at around eight of clock central time (in around eight hours from now), i’ll be doing a 100% run of tony hawk 2 while listening to only may 16 by lagwagon it’s just another saturday twitch.tv/partyman_x

wow, silly block is solidly in the morning this time. we'll get the work day started off right with some power shovel gamesdonequick.com/schedule/66#...

i'm falling down the infinite stairs from super mario 64

i live next to the maxell guy. maxell has made my life immeasurably worse

real bummer to realize that the 35 minutes i watched of this video wasn't actually leading to any real statement but was just a poorly edited intro to a stunt length (8 hours) youtube documentary. i kind of thought/hoped people stopped making those

me learning i can no longer become an FIA silver rated driver, something i had neither the resources nor desire to become: well, guess it's over for me

can’t get into my work account because my internet is down and the microsoft authenticator on my phone needs an auth code for itself, which it cannot request and serve at the same time

guess they don’t like me simply asking a question about the new star fox :/

burger king foot lettuce

it's 2013. rockstar is about to release a new grand theft auto game. valve is pushing for steam in the living room through linux and has a goofy new controller. game consoles are over as developers pivot to mobile platforms that are popular with kids. boards of canada is releasing a new album

Love this idea! 🙂

power shovel

it really does make sense that the seattle-based company whose ceo co-founded a racing team would be the one that seems to get who vr is for