I bought myself and the other gals at work these ear hair clips. I think they're gonna be a big hit.

We have an adoption meeting coming up to meet Sugar in a couple of weeks! This rescue is amazing, and we're all making sure she's going to be a good fit so that she can have the best life ever 🙏🏻❤️😭

Good morning. How's everyone's Friday lookin?

Tonight's Tela, Sonny and Harry update, sponsored by Cuteness©

I was really in my feels today about dogs. I've had a dog in whatever place I'm living my entire life until the last two years. It made me sad, made me want to hug Lambchop, and my childhood dogs. But it made me brave enough to actually send in an application for a dog. Her name is Sugar 🥺

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Lambchop mug day. Two years and two months later and I still can barely talk about this precious girl without crying, but I love our memories and these keepsakes 💕

Hey IMDB heres the deal. Im never gonma make an account. I just want to know how I know some face. That's it. Stop asking. Not doing it. Unless signing in w/ my Google acct will help me telepathically so I don't even need to search for a voice of a character in 1 episode of Family Guy then no thanks

The realtor who was trying to help us find and buy a home 3.5 years ago when we moved to NY reached out to check in, and I told her we're still not looking to buy because we love our rental house, which is mostly true, but also, like, read the room girl lol

I was crying recently when Sonny was cuddling w/ me bc I started thinking about if he still would've been out in the cold & without a home if we didn't happen to move across the country & end up on this random street where he found us & now seeing everyone appreciate him is making me cry again 😭

I've been taking a slight social media break but must end that now because you need to see Sonny.

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So Monday was when the snow stopped and most sidewalks were cleared by that evening. So it's been 2 days of mostly no shoveling needed. And I've only seen 2 piles of dog shit. This is why I'm confused. People are picking it up now but not when it gets warmer?!

I love this planter that I painted a couple of years ago bc it makes me think of when my queen @jambandswiftie.swifties.social 👸🏻 and I got to have a painting date together 💓

If my life was video taped like the Truman Show, my fall in which I got thrown 180° by grabbing railing while falling down the stairs of a public space not shoveled/salted would've been a great Owala ad bc I had my coffee lid closed and accidentally threw it against a wall and no coffee spilled 💁🏻‍♀️

My favorite part of snow days is watching John Elliot on CBS NY. He's such a treasure. He's lovely. He's fun. I just love him.

I am doing nothing today besides giving myself a brain rotting amount of screen time. Try me, bitch.

Thinking about the woman I met and befriended while canvassing for Abdul El Sayed in 2018. She seemed so normal but then became a Trumper weirdo in the 2024 election.

This has taken a dark turn...

Hey can someone in NYC explain to me why there's all of a sudden a dog poop epidemic? At first I thought it was like piles being uncovered by melted snow, but today, I only saw NEW landmines everywhere. What the hell is happening

My office manager needs to be paid for two jobs: one for being manager and another from always keeping me from rage quitting my job.

Someone needs to tell Saks Fifth Ave that they are starting to look like the trashy neighbors who keep their Christmas lights up too far into the year since they still have their holiday lights doing nothing on the front of the building.

I got on Bluesky and saw that Donald Trump (his name alone) was trending, and I was also not updated on what was happening with Phish Tour so I just see a bunch of skeets like LETS GOOOOO!!!! and you bastards got me so excited that he was dead. Unforgivable.

I'm really disappointed that this wasn't acknowledged for being as funny as it fucking is.

I love Facebook

I painted this mug for Vamlumtime's Day, do you like it?

For the last 3 years, I've been talking about how lovely it is to be a plant owner & move to a home with a lot of natural light. With that, I've also learned I can keep orchids thriving, which I've never been able to do before. So I got an orchid from Brad for V-Day 🥲 it's so nice to feel seen.

I just need to bitch about this. This is like when you meet nurses who are antivax. The person who wrote this on Facebook is a doctor of audiology. I can't handle how stupid our country is. I unfriended instead of telling her she's a fucking idiot, though, so I'm at least patting myself on the back.

This lil tootsie action will always be a favorite of mine ❤️

I'm still obsessed with this photo so it's now my new lock screen.

How did I not hear a single thing until over 24 hours later that James Van Der Beek passed away?! Ugh, I hate cancer more than words could ever express.

Lifetime appointments are so controversial. Examples include: Clarence Thomas Stuart Kyle Duncan Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir This is not democracy.

Hey, real quick, just wanted to let you know I found one of the cutest pics on the whole internet. It's a rock hyrax. Alright, see ya.

"One day we'll be watching all these evil people face justice, we just need patience." Bitch, this isn't a Marvel movie. There are a bunch of pedophilic Thanoses and no Captain America. Patience is getting us nowhere because justice is pie in the sky.

No you're crying because Chrez Its made gluten free cheez its that taste like the real deal.

If you listen to Pearl Jam you can't complain about not understanding Bad Bunny, ain't no one ever understood Eddie Vedder

Tommy Tuberville sounds like the name of an AI generated Senator parodying racist American politicians.

This is currently one of my fav mugs in this house, which is saying something bc we have too many fucking mugs.

I love this cat so fucking much.

Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts

Dude in front of me on the ferry is just staring around & it's pissing me off like Elaine was pissed at Puddy for just staring ahead. Usually I don't notice or care but he's constantly scanning & looking bored. Like he wants someone to talk to him. Read something, close your eyes & relax. ANYTHING.

TikTok comments are destroying me. Comments under the video of Savannah Guthrie & her siblings addressing the potential kidnappers are all, "something is off about this" or "this doesn't sit right w/ me." Like yes, what's off is an 84 year old woman was kidnapped. Of course you feel that way???

I had ice cream for dinner so fuck you

All I'm saying is I could use a birthday gift today from the universe...

I hope you all have a wonderful Monday evening 🌆💘🙏🏻

She peekin

So glad I kept my spade shovel when we moved because us procrastinators only just now dug out Brad's car from what used to be snow but is now just ice 🥶

Harry is asking if you're having a good Caturday