Guys guys guys!!! It's all gonna be okay. Tim Walz wants everyone to remain calm & have hope. That's all I needed to hear to keep my mind from going to the darkest answers to "what's actually happening in those concentration camps?" & "when is my privilege up and I'm affected?"

Pictures never do justice for how beautiful the sunrises are over the Narrows 🌅

Does anyone on here ever have like genuine fights with their boss? I've never experienced this before thankfully but over the last couple of years this has been my reality, and I'm honestly just trying to figure out why it so deeply affects me as in I feel so emotionally wiped for days afterwards.

Apparently my ten year old niece and sister in law (who visited us in NYC in April) were walking behind some guys at Party City who had just finished lighting up some giggle bush, and my niece goes, "it smells like New York in here."

Yea well I got published in a scientific journal today so suck my dick

Pouring one out for all the Phish twitter folks who didn't make it over here.

Can you imagine being with a partner who didn't want you to talk about your poop and farts? Couldn't ever be me.

I met a bulldog named Potato today.

Guys stop trying to change the minds of MAGA idiots about ICE. They just got over thinking JFK Jr was going to rise from the dead and somehow be on their side. They're smooth brained dweebs who couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.

He's here to greet you home on this Caturday evening 🖤🤍🖤

In honor of Bob, please reply here with your fav pic of his moose knuckle ❤️

Sending the biggest hug to all my Dead friends here ❤️

Can we just trade JD vance for some percs like his mom did?

OMG HIS FUCKING LEGS FELL OFF WHAT DO I DO?????

My skin is starting to clear up but I didn't wear concealer or foundation today. One of the office managers came up to me & told me she could bring me some Aczone gel from her dermatologist if I wanted it. Just randomly said this to me. Ive never talked to her about my skin. This week is testing me.

Reminder that there was no formal announcement of either world war. It was a slow descent into chaos with more and more countries getting involved. If this Greenland shit keeps going further, ugh, I don't even know what to say. This country is pathetic and failing everyone except the billionaires.

Watching them play their little fucking games with our lives is so dystopian and makes me feel so hopeless. I'm sitting here reacting like, "yea c'mon Senate, you're up next!" as if it's kids playing baseball. ⭐ Free Luigi ⭐

My favorite kinds of treats are lemon flavored or chocolate and peanut butter flavored. Today on our anniversary, Brad went to the bougiest gluten free bakery, and got me all my favorite things 😭 I'm so excited to eat these til I'm physically ill.

Get on social media at the end of a long day to microdose the horrors of the day occurring in the world around me 🙂‍↕️

New year, new calendar 😻

I have rewatched the videos of this no less than ten times since yesterday 😭

New year, new me: deliberately watching someone's IG stories so they can see I'm ignoring their texts.

Me watching Mandy Patinkin sing with a choir of kids from Staten Island for Zohran's Inauguration

Sonny says RIP to the MetroCard ❤️🙏🏻

Happy Mamdani Eve ❤️

We've all had or have someone we work with/for that has a very difficult personality. Re: that, I hate that the more time I spend with those folks, the less resilient I am to their bullshit. You'd think a thick skin would be built up but instead they can cough wrong and I'm ready to stab.

Tom and Trey when seeing this post about sand waves

"I bet the gag is them releasing the Epstein files unredacted from the flying mockingbird!" - a Phish fan with no personality jonesing to stay relevant

I'm finally recovering from the plague, and the worst part was that I had this viral scalp inflammation/rash thing that was flaring up every four hours and felt like someone was literally stabbing me in the head, and ER docs only gave me lidocaine to rub in my hair until it goes away. Terrible shit.

I either have COVID or the flu, and I cannot remember ever in my adult life shivering from a fever like this ommmggggg I'm so miserable, someone send pet pics.

All the money in the world, and even a dental chair in his island home yet it looks like this mother fucker never flossed a day in his life. I know those puffy gums were smelling like infection as he's an inch away from people's faces while talking to them at his parties.

Happy Sonny Sunday to all who celebrate 🥂

Andrew Tate AND Jake Paul got their shit rocked during boxing matches this weekend?! AND there's video? Christmas came early ❤️🙏🏻❄️

My husband never has his phone on him, and for a second, I just thought, "I wish he had some kind of device I could call or text him on to tell him to check his phone." Bitch. Stupid bitch. I have a doctorate and I'm this stupid lol

Insane and lovely that the bougie parents of Brad's drum/piano students in the city even get me holiday gifts despite us having never met 😭

I thrifted this sweater a few years ago, and it's so loud and cute and I love it. I gave a couple of people a hard time today when they called it an "ugly Christmas sweater" (like not insulting, just categorizing it as that type of sweater) because it's actually the bestest and prettiest sweater.

I don't think I'll ever get used to seeing/hearing a pope with an American accent. It's like seeing a dog walk on their hind legs.

Idk guys I feel it in the air. I feel like tonight's the night for some reason.

What is the point of having a sprawling national security state if they can’t find out who did a mass shooting in broad daylight five days ago?

Falling on ice at almost 35 years old is a totally different experience than falling on ice at like 15 lol. Frankly it's my ego that hurts the most.

Oh look at the time! It's time for me to show you cat pics I took tonight.

I will read and watch every single person's take on that god awful karoline leavitt photo by Christopher Anderson. It's been a couple days and I still can't get enough. I just know she reacted like Regina George finding out she was eating protein bars that made her gain weight.

Oh you don't like Christmas music? Why don't you just say you've never let Spotify shuffle and get groovy after playing Vulfpeck's Christmas in LA?

Eating a $10 Harry &David pear as they were gifted to our office. I gotta say, it just tastes like any ole god dang pear lol

I think I just broke my father-in-law's heart by telling him the video he just sent me from twitter of a cat caring for a baby raccoon was AI.

It has come to my attention that you haven't seen Tela under the Christmas tree yet this year. That changes now.

I'm still dealing with the repercussions of the FDA getting rid of benzoyl peroxide products, or as I now call them thanks to one of the comments on the OP, my cigarette cream. Give it back 😭