i’m going to attempt to read hamnet before my book club sees the movie sunday afternoon. i have procrastinated this so badly because i just hear it is so SAD. but i’m making myself start and try! wish me luck 🫡

“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there

Everyone should own a dvd player

wake up dead man was so good!!

I found it!

you know what, why tf not? DMing vince and asking him to tell Bluesky his favorite Cody Christmas movie!!

i feel like can’t keep my attention on anyyyyyyyything recently. just jumping from thing to thing and making lists of so many things i want to remember or do and then i never come back to them !!

I’m still mad that we didn’t get Cory and Zach and therefore a CorIzzy reunion #TAR38

i have dvd player. i put my dvds in it—they play. i put most dvds i borrow in it—they play. but every so often i put a dvd i checked out from the library in and the tv just says “DVD Player” and won’t advance to a menu or playing anything. i already know this is a dvd player!! so pls play my dvd !!!

i am practicing patience

Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson will reportedly return for ‘Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping.’ (via THR)

I love Cirie down, but convincing Matt to use the power to save Jag was one of the worst things that’s happened to CBS reality tv 😭 #tar38

okay well #TAR38

trying real hard to not get real irritated rn !!

this is kinda the perfect showcase of self-inflicted loss of community. raising children is historically like. the number one community builder. seeking support in real people around us is programmed into our nature, its evolution!!!!

found on mercari for face and ordered !!! i have been trying to get one for 2 years ☺️

iirc vince’s fav was The Maltese Holiday !!!

the good news though is i bought some and i had them last night and also this morning and it felt like 💕🫶🏻🫂💫🥰☀️

so actually i’m pretty sure this has been the new variant of the ‘vid that’s known for its signature symptom: the “razor blade” sore throat. COOL.

okay WHAT is happening on store dot taylor swift dot com?

I’M GOING TO TASKMASTER ON TOUR !!!!!!!

my throat has been hurting for days i’m at my wit’s end when will the suffer stop ?????

every time a lost pet is reunited with their owner my faith in the universe SKYROCKETS

Me at the bb28 after party finding out all my skeets about alumni were exposed while I was in the house

desperately need toaster waffles ASAP

i am procrastinating !!!!!!!

Let's do Bluesky on Bluesky and interview each other instead

i saw 3/5 of my top artists in concert this year 🫶

wait nvm i thought tonight was the finale ooops

WE WIFED UP on a Wednesday at 1:00pm: a thread

wait so do you think this means that maybe… 🥇🌎

we are once again entering the season of “year end” wrap ups and lists when the year has not yet ended 😡😡😡😡😡

i haven’t watched one minute of DONDI, but i did play the deal or no deal slot game at a casino over thanksgiving, so i feel like a friend of the family. rip

have we considered that maybe the work day should be shorter? because i want to go exist in the world while the sun is still up

every time I read a review from Taran’s book #bbsky

Izzy: 'I don't see myself as a winner.' MEANWHILE, BLOOMF VISION: 💖✨ #tar38

“This film was wilfully made for humans, by humans… F*** AI.” — Guillermo del Toro while accepting the Vanguard Tribute Award for ‘Frankenstein’ at the Gotham Awards.

my head HURTS

Happy December 1st! It’s snowing!! ❄️

ik i don’t post/say much here, but i really do love reading everyone’s updates about their lives 🫶 just a li’l sentimental this morning. okay bye no more feelings

I'll be your father figure (the parentified daughter) I drink that brown liquor (chocolate milk) I can make deals with the devil because my DICKS BIGGER (full of feminine rage)

Ummm this is the actual first Big Brother book

Behind the Mirror is officially published! This process has been the culmination of 25 years of fandom and the fulfillment of a lifelong dream. The responses & enthusiasm so far have been deeply meaningful to me. The book's dedication was made out to all of you. Thank you.

my signed copy of Behind the Mirror hasn’t shipped yet 😔 buuuuut i requested my library add it to their catalog and they did and now i’ve got the audiobook!! taran will be narrating my roadtrip tomorrow

shoutout to cynthia erivo for everything she does to represent and advocate for her fellow capricorns 🫡🫡🫡

this interview is hilarious #tar38

I like to think we would have made the best one episode of TAR ever aired #tar38

Me when I’m vindicated

i love to be an adult who has complete create control of my holiday card. this year is gonna be SILLY, but still cute.

The same dude that designed the comps for BB25 (this isn’t even a joke that’s how he introduced himself to me at the BB27 finale party…) #tar38 #bb25