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The inflatables have made it to Broadview.

pop culture told me that there'd be a lot more public throwing of produce and various trash

This 👇 is how we can crush the GOP. However, it's NEVER gonna happen if you vote for corrupt rightwing Dems like Mayor Pete, Harris, Newsom, Booker, Klobuchar, etc.!

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

I can't believe that Taz was once a child. #wwe03

it's called a fleshlight because jack-o-lantern was taken

So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position? Hulk Hogan:

I'd literally be done and move on with my life.

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

hating from beyond the grave, you love to see it

ICE GONNA HATE TO SEE ME COMING

I think we should do Trump-is-dead speculation every time we get a clean chance, it’s clearly great for team morale. If you’re not into it, I dunno, post cat pics or something and enjoy the downstream benefits of other people being in a good mood

andrade bout to dig through the ditches and burn through the witches

new slang for getting shot in the fucking neck

GUY WHO JUST CAME BACK FROM DOING THE JABBA'S PALACE COMEDY FESTIVAL: You know, I gotta say they're really great in there, they're just like us. I thought it was only gonna be women in chains and a trapdoor monster they feed slaves to but like, they also have a band that plays cool music.

Yknow what, Andrade?

The Saudis didn’t pay big money for famous American comedians because they were super eager for comedy, they paid for PR like this.

Generals gathered in their masses Having to listen to two dumbasses

i pewed a man in reno just to watch him unalive 😵

Now in new HD audio. It’s like we’re in the room with you.

there is no way all of those comedians come back alive

get you a girl that looks at you the way THEKLA looks at the announcement of women's blood and guts

yo I think gail kim's marriage might be in trouble

Wes Anderson's New Nightmare

Nobody who joins ICE has ever had friends, enjoyed sex, or made another person happy in any way. They’re miserable bastards and they only want to spread their misery, to offload it. They will fail at this, too. Their misery will just get worse. I have scientific proof of this.

THIS IS WHAT WE MEAN WHEN WE SAY RADICAL LEFT

Sorry, it ain't happening. He'll be apologetic, "political violence has no place in the country", "he was a father and a husband" and then it'll be back to normal.

Congrats to Charlie Kirk for going 12 days without saying anything racist, antisemitic, islamophobic or transphobic. I'm glad you finally went woke. Keep it up, buddy!

🚨 HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 For the next month, we're doing an experiment: live-streaming as a core campaign strategy. Every Tuesday, Thursday, and Sunday, I'll be streaming with guests, games, and (of course) my cat, Heater. And if this works, we'll keep doing it. Join us tomorrow, 7 PM CT.

good morning

Zatanna illustration, done on Canson XL recycled Bristol with Copic pens, Ohuhu & Blick markers, Prismacolor colored & col-erase pencils, Arrtx acrylic markers, Ohuhu glitter markers.

My hometown, known as one of the safest places to live in America, is being invaded by ICE.

it just reminds me of the AMC/GameStop meme stock when the stock trading sites locked everybody out

Yes please, I would like to watch a gardening show starring @hangmanpage.bsky.social

[extremely Depeche Mode voice] Your own Personal Pizza

ALL OUT DAY BABY

HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED

guarantee that was by design

Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption. Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow. People have power. Ask Target

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Daily reminder: Donald J. Trump is a fucking child rapist! Keep talking about the Epstein files!

as someone who worries about my excessive use of exclamation points I respect that tony doesn't gaf