Not me on the verge of passing out in the gym cause forgot i skipped dinner AND breakfast

Kinda proud of how comfortable I’ve become with being alone

Really missing the fam on nights like this sigh

Gotta post here more me thinks. Morning oomfs🫶

I—

I feel like I keep saying this a lot but any time I meet a guy (or anyone) with a really calm and laid back energy, it’s such a massive turn on you don’t even know😮‍💨

I think I’m due for a weekly menty b.

What’s the issue with being mid? People who look like they’ve just been pulled out of coffin on a Monday morning always be the loudest sometimes it’s crazy.

Chopped most of my perm off *sigh* I feel like my hair grows a little tooo fast

Finally got around to watching Mindhunter. Why the fuck haven’t I been onto this show sooner?

Bummed it’s cold and raining all day but totally winning the staring contest with a really cute dude at my local coffee shop

Omg i don’t remember sex being this strenuous

I’m either here to complain or post thirsties. Bite me

I don’t get the Benson Boone and Lola Young hate going around the internet like, am I missing something or

Sign of life

Winter season sunset schedules are so depressing like wdym it’s lights out at 5pm

Cherry Wine by Hozier just tugs at my heartstrings every time I hear it. So underrated

This should be a thing idk

Gay jokes with my straight work friend and he’s feeding into it a little too much i kinda like it

Don’t know what to feel about this just yet but I’m not mad

Went to a different barber today and the moment he chopped off a big chunk of hair I knew i was gonna regret it

Stories vs close friends

Someone just called me a Filiprimo I can’t asdhfhfkdlfnd

I’m feral as fuck today like

Went thrifting today and is it even worth spending 500AUD on a vintage leather jacket (fit and quality is immaculate)😭

Fall season is here and workouts are getting harder but my situationship with a 2lb jar of Nutella is thriving

Workmate forcing me to workout with him when I’m still recovering from last night’s edible

Because why do I have four different friend groups inviting me out when I’m on a 12hour shift

I’m sorry but this man can have all of me

Told one of my bffs about this and she said “awwe, it’s the Pisces Moon in you” GHURL😭

Went to work to pick up some stuff from our delivery guy. Lovely man( I’ve known him for years now) but he got me running to the bathroom and holding back tears after talking about his wife being sick. It feels different seeing a really cheery guy get deeply emotional.

Why do I find drinking enough water so stressful

I imagine these are how my farts must look

Henlo

Okay, I guess I am

Do I really wanna go out tonight

Saw this on reddit and I feel I’ve been targeted. Anyone have the same issue?🥲

Cant catch a break with this one

It’s my friend getting threats from someone trying to leak his private grindr pics when half the country has seen him in all his glory like

Getting my arms ready for oomfie

A mysterious disappearances podcast might not be the best choice to listen to when walking home in the dark

Omg i need to stop buying clothes

Current mood. #fuckai

Oomf said I should smile more

Hol up

Its only 8pm why am I exhausted?

And Gaga’s Mayhem Ball Tour pre-sale is on the same day!!

Abbott Elementary s4 finale in a few days

Am i doing this right