Made it out of bed😌

Trying to keep my boner up cause age verification getting in the way between me and twitter porn

This bathroom mirror is sick of me lemme tell you

Guys @communityflop.bsky.social aced the citizenship test

Day 1 in Melbourne: met up with long distance bloomf and did touristy things 🇦🇺 @micocveco.bsky.social

TURN THIS UP!!!!!

I’m bored. Lemme connect with y’all on instagram if you’re down!

I wanna make some new bsky friends :3

Hump day posts can be wholesome right?

I was told i don’t post here enough

Ubering to a club and realized that as a 34 year old coming off a 10 hour shift, doing shit like this is a choice because why did i just doze off 5 minutes into the ride🥲

When that coke zero be hitting

Feel great outside but lowkey dead on the inside🤡 where is the energy?

How early morning poopies at the gym before a workout feels like

Can’t wait for me to finally have a bf so we can just smoke and cuddle like ugh genuinely my favorite activity

Idk how some of y’all pose like this and not feel your lower back snap in half

I think emotionally unavailable people should come with a warning

Not me on the verge of passing out in the gym cause forgot i skipped dinner AND breakfast

Kinda proud of how comfortable I’ve become with being alone

Really missing the fam on nights like this sigh

Gotta post here more me thinks. Morning oomfs🫶

I—

I feel like I keep saying this a lot but any time I meet a guy (or anyone) with a really calm and laid back energy, it’s such a massive turn on you don’t even know😮‍💨

I think I’m due for a weekly menty b.

What’s the issue with being mid? People who look like they’ve just been pulled out of coffin on a Monday morning always be the loudest sometimes it’s crazy.

Chopped most of my perm off *sigh* I feel like my hair grows a little tooo fast

Finally got around to watching Mindhunter. Why the fuck haven’t I been onto this show sooner?

Bummed it’s cold and raining all day but totally winning the staring contest with a really cute dude at my local coffee shop

Omg i don’t remember sex being this strenuous

I’m either here to complain or post thirsties. Bite me

I don’t get the Benson Boone and Lola Young hate going around the internet like, am I missing something or

Sign of life

Winter season sunset schedules are so depressing like wdym it’s lights out at 5pm

Cherry Wine by Hozier just tugs at my heartstrings every time I hear it. So underrated

This should be a thing idk

Gay jokes with my straight work friend and he’s feeding into it a little too much i kinda like it

Don’t know what to feel about this just yet but I’m not mad

Went to a different barber today and the moment he chopped off a big chunk of hair I knew i was gonna regret it

Stories vs close friends

Someone just called me a Filiprimo I can’t asdhfhfkdlfnd

I’m feral as fuck today like

Went thrifting today and is it even worth spending 500AUD on a vintage leather jacket (fit and quality is immaculate)😭

Fall season is here and workouts are getting harder but my situationship with a 2lb jar of Nutella is thriving

Workmate forcing me to workout with him when I’m still recovering from last night’s edible

Because why do I have four different friend groups inviting me out when I’m on a 12hour shift

I’m sorry but this man can have all of me

Told one of my bffs about this and she said “awwe, it’s the Pisces Moon in you” GHURL😭

Went to work to pick up some stuff from our delivery guy. Lovely man( I’ve known him for years now) but he got me running to the bathroom and holding back tears after talking about his wife being sick. It feels different seeing a really cheery guy get deeply emotional.