A Consulate is Sovereign Soil, and ICE tried to invade it. This is a major international diplomatic incident, but for ICE, it was Tuesday.

Currently in my city people are camping out in the streets just to get seats at bars. So they can watch a football game being held in Miami.

Rainy days and Mondays always bring me down.

"Our society is at risk from all of these people that insist on getting in the way of our lawful clubs and bullets."

one of the apartments next to mine has been vacant for a few months, last week Dominos delivered a big order to it which has sat untouched since. I finally had time (and annoyance) to clean it up since the landlord hasn't bothered to.

Looking forward to making a cabbage stew tonight. I went to the grocery and bought meat, carrots, stock and a loaf of bread to eat with the stew. Everything I needed for the meal, but cabbage. Guess I'm making chili tonight.

At least one of these fights ICE

I'm sorry, but the owners of the ski lodge that allowed sparklers in their bar do not get to say "we followed all safety regulations." Not after Great White. Christ, there were kids there who were born after that disaster.

Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/

Have a happy and safe nye! 🦇 #bats #arizona #nye

I'm reading through the information on the Veto of the Colorado water bill and I have to say this was a massive blunder on his part. It is blatant retaliation against Bobart for breaking ranks on the Epstein files, as the amount this would cost barely anything to the Federal government.

bye 2025👋

I never knew the band Crash Test Dummies had such incredibly deep lore.

Reading the DOJ files be like.

Well, looks like Indiana's premier personal injury lawyer has passed away. I wonder who's face will get plastered on the city busses without Ken Nunn.

Proof that cocaine is still alive and doing well in Hollywood. youtu.be/ZfNLApPCa8E?...

Just received a refund on an Ebay item I won 2 months ago, but the seller never shipped. This was meant to be a Holiday gift and now the lowest I can find the item for is twice as much.

was feeling like a wintry snack so I covered salted pecans in a cinnamon chocolate ganache.

Last night I had a dream, that my ex broke into my apartment to scour the grout in my bathroom.

There are two bottles of Malort within you. You seriously wish you were dead.

A good dinner doesn't have to be complex, it just needs to taste good and fill you up.

I just watched Now You See Me, Now You Don't. It fails the illusionist's skill of expectation subversion. Everyone was exactly who you expected, the Cobra Commander villain was Cobra Commander, tech-bro was tech-bro, the tragic history was glaring.

Consequences, the correct prescription against liars grifters and hatemongers.

My yard is still covered in snow, definitely the weather to throw dried beans into the crock pot for several hours.

Just noticed a youtube video purporting to explain Gary Indiana, and I'm like "yeah good luck with that one."

Skryefall down

everytime @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com does a 15 paragraph story time about cooking turkeys, I think of this.

I am baking slices of potato with garlic, cheese, and spices. This is the height of US culture.

They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.

🧵 This is trending on Korean socials

I love Taco John's and I wish there was still one in my city, because situations are about to go from bad to worse.

If you are going to watch porn in the men's room, please use earbuds.

*Who is your favorite Animal Crossing character?" "Tom Nook, because he keeps everyone in poverty."

You know you are at an anime convention hotel when the elevator looks like a glitter bukkake party happened.

Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!

As if we could expect better from Mr. "grab them by the p****"

"Only the portrait of a deceased individual may appear on United States currency and securities" (31 U.S. Code S 5114 B). Did U.S. Treasurer Brand Beach just issue a hit order?

So, I'm watching the first season of Pokerface and I keep asking "is this a practical joke?"

Newly leaked images of the planned East Wing ballroom

Whose baby did he "borrow" this time to start growing a family?

So when is Spirit Halloween opening up?

"Your Honor, we object heavily to Mr. Comey having competent council as we try to turn this into a kangaroo court. You must disqualify them before they expose our complete ignorance of legal proceedings."

One of my neighbors gave me a large bucket of sugar peas and I am loving it.

I love having a meal with that slightly melts your skeleton, level of spicy.

little wip of my current project I'm trying out some new things for this little guy

I bet this guy buys exclusively from Triangle Shirtwaists.

Well, I actually won in the Secret Lair lottery. Was able to get the 3 drops I wanted.

On this date, Matthew Shephard died 27 years ago. He was beaten, tortured, and left for dead on fence for being gay. Please keep him and his wonderful mother Judy in your thoughts. And let's all work for a world where such horrific things do not happen to anyone. ❤️🏳️‍🌈