ok oh no I really want to eat them right now

am gonna assume the fact that I only poste innocuous insights about breakfast string cheese and poste-hockey mini chips ahoy now means I am all better

I have pre-procured my poste-hockey mini Chips Ahoy and I am incredibly ready for this

I tried singin along to some Monteverdi this mornin but not enough time had passed following my breakfast string cheeses

ngl this is fast becoming my favorite part of the week

I don't worry about these things so much anymore but West Ham going down is utterly delightful

uuuuugh I fuckin did it it is done (& bad) (after a couple minutes I gave up on phone typin & wrote it all out on the computer & emailed it to myself so as to copy & paste via phone 😎😎😎 I am ver smart)

also too I am ver excited about watchin the Indy 500 tomorrow mornin fuck u

I finally broke down and looked at my dating app profile (derogatory) after 23 months and I was so overwhelmt w/ shame & embarrassment that I floated away from the plane of earthly sadness & remorse and did become one with nothingness, but unforch I returned and now I have to update the fuckin thing

so this is how I find out Don Jr. & Kimberly Guilfoyle are no longer dating??????

just needed to wait til lunchtime 😎

22 May 2026

every now & then it is difficult to resist the urge to have six breakfast stringed cheeses instead of the requisite three breakfast stringed cheeses but I have managed to remain steadfast for a good like two years now

Am gettin there maybe

PWHL San José official as of today AAAAAAAAAND my beloved Fresno Falcons are back too what is even happening 😭😭😭

it turns out that my understanding of what a camisole is is incorrect 🤷‍♀️

huge shout out to 17:19 hreta who reckoned 00:24 xreta would probz totally want some mini chips ahoys poste-late game hockey also shoutout to the elderly woman behind the counter in a small plaid pantry who concurrently wished me a happy mothers day (unlike my shithead kids)

Got emotional about how much I love Garfield

today is the one year anniversary of comin home from the Bay Area after the poste-surgery recovery times and I didn't expect it to be like a day of note but it is?

gosh this is so extraordinary. maybe a bit ambitious by some in our cohort; meanwhile the supermen who can take down a gorilla or even a goose admit they don't stand a chance against a literally disintegrating 80 year old because reasons

It is for me Cat Memorial Day (С Днем Рождения, Екатерина Xретаевна) www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oay...

I had a pleasant experience at the costco pharmacy yesterday, which--if I understand science correctly--should mark the end of the Era of Sadness that began with an unpleasant experience at the costco pharmacy approx 60 days ago

and a particularly unsuccessful cosmic crispy to boot smh

I guess nights are just gonna be like this again for a while

I watched a random sad girl movie over the weekend and the main character's personality & specific life struggles the plot put her through were substantially & unexpectedly gretacoded (except for ostensibly happy ending obvz) so now I am watching it again & I guess I am one of those people now oh no

welp

Almost every day feels like trying to run a marathon on two broken legs and it doesn't matter if they seem perfectly fine, my brain says they're broken so they are

forcing my kids to do a compulsory family movie night since they didn't make the cut for birthday (derogatory) events a couple days ago (not cool enough), but now I am having anxiety attack over having no idea what movie to choose oops

thank u frens et al

whew

the throughline through (?) nearly all of my modern gretapostes (which constitute 72% of my postes [the remaining being failed joke attempts]) is very apparent and annoying and embarrassing although at least I've come to recognize it primarily resides within my brain (derogatory) which is gtk

Let's do this

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ngl I have--if I may say so myself--reached a point that for a juste about 46 y/o woman I am doing quite well from the clavicles on down, but at this pointe that mostly just makes me frustrated that I feel like I am for the moste part goin the opposite direction above the aforementioned clavicles

shout out to the truck that just drove by with a super low rumble that provided a perfectly timed and appropriately timbred Major 3rd to the chord I just so happened to be list'nin to at the time

goin to the ophthalmologist so often I can actually spell it correctly unabated now

eternally frustrating cycle of frustration remains eternally frustrating for some incomprehensible reason

ahh it is the one yeariversary of thee surgery and it is more anniversaryish than I had anticipated

the only thing that works on this website rn is the photograph of the Navy unidentifiable meat slab smh

Think about starting smokin again but still hold out hope of us evolving into a Low cover band so I am hesitant to further compromise lung capacity

One (1) hour until slepp plausibility 😎😎😎

Nothing being awake all night won't fix

One bit of irony I have always kinda appreciated is that when I came out the go to ally initial response monologue was to ramble on about how brave I am, but I haven't actually been able to do a single thing that requires bravery in the relevant time period

I spend the first 60 minutes of every day in denial about my own existence

that is enough hopefully

I think the key for me is to have sunglasses perched atop my forehead

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

it is the Bad Times again but both passively and actively now which is kinda neat

the local high school library's annual flower basket sale is happening again but the ones I bought last year are still alive somehow so I do not know what to do