Working with Claudia Winkelman is all about the fringe benefits. #thetraitors

Probably time the internet has the same warning 😂

@alicefraser.bsky.social blob of glup made the cut 😄 yay! 📯

@alicefraser.bsky.social Thanks for running the 'How to write a Bugle' today - great session for aspiring comedy writers and all writers. 📝 👍

Many more young people are reporting as OCD - I read this story 17 times to be sure. #newsjokes www.bbc.com/news/article...

Good news, my local pizza hut is not closing. That is all. 👍

Donald Trump has announced he's envious of how Britain combined all their Tariffs into one easy to manage Tariff, called Brexit. #newsjokes

When you're middle aged, "you've got this!" means... you bought it last week. #dailypun

Britain - now it's a subscription? Let's renew, and update your username to BoatyMcbritface.

I recommend making an excel sheet to track the status of your writing - then you can spend laptop time highlighting it, instead of writing 👍 #winning #writingcommunity

You've got to admire Putin for being a dictator but not misreading his role as being a doctor. #trumpnews #tylenol www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

'Shirley'? - you can't be serious... Teenage girls with no fear of police torment shopkeepers on Shirley High Street www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I wanted chunky fries, disappointed with the microchips: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

75% of GPs against assisted dying said it could be a slippery slope, but apparently that's not even one of the options. #jokes

If blue Monday was hard for you, good luck with 'Orange Tuesday' in the US next week.

Trump's sentence was disappointing and confusing, like most of his other sentences really. #trumpjokes

Happy blue-year everyone.

Here's this week's news jokes and some tinsel: #comedy #newsjokes shows.acast.com/the-donkey-o...

Here's my recent episode 5 of 'Donkey of News' jokes. (The next one will be along shortly). #newsjokes #podcast shows.acast.com/the-donkey-o...

The dangers of Major War (and Private Punch-up)... #newspuns www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Boris claims the Church of England is behind the obesity crisis, especially the deep fat Friar... www.lbc.co.uk/news/theyre-...

Keanu Reeves bullet dodging scene in The Matrix is the best movie stunt of all time. The stunt beat Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible, and Donald Trump pretending to care about someone else in Home Alone 2. #jokes #newsjokes #sillysunday

Here are my weekly jokes as a video podcast: #newsjokes youtu.be/mT-qrUaXGm0?...

Donald Trump has announced the members of his new government. Commentators have said that his new cabinet is so scary, not even The Repair Shop can fix it. #jokes #newsjokes #therepairshop

Why do they hold COP in Azerbaijan? It's like having a Vegan conference in a Wimpy. #jokes

I wish Elon Musk was an aftershave, then we wouldn't have to hear from him after Xmas.

Actually, Jamiroquai is the name of the band. The singer you're talking about is Jamiroquai's monster...

Lots of new friends on here now. Welcome! 🐦>>🦋

Scientists have discovered that deaf mosquitos stop reproducing, limiting the spread of disease. The breakthrough was made on a recent holiday with Brian Blessed. #jokes #funnies #hashtags #comedy

Prince William has been playing Rugby with children in Cape Town. Surely he could afford a ball? #dailyjokes #newsjokes

This week's news jokes as a podcast are up: #comedy #podcasts #newsjokes shows.acast.com/the-donkey-o...

Enjoy this week's topical jokes while you can... #comedy #newsjokes shows.acast.com/the-donkey-o...

Here are my news jokes for this week: Enjoy! #comedynews #podcast #newsjokes #comedy shows.acast.com/the-donkey-o...

Here's a link to a podcast of my recent comedy news jokes, hope you enjoy: shows.acast.com/the-donkey-o...

Is this really news?

Here's the latest Donkey of News, with a nice little additional gag from @mikecooperrp.bsky.social youtu.be/XKzUYKSxFis?...

A little news humour for your Friday in TikTok form: vm.tiktok.com/ZGevXdFVb/

More topical news the way you like it, Donkey included. #comedynews #comedyvideo #jokenews youtu.be/J7gFnibPOb4

Comedy news from my good self with guest writing from Lisa Houston. #comedynews #newsjokes #comedy #comedyideos youtu.be/mOFxThFn180

Sometimes I make funny news videos, here's a new one: #comedy #newsjokes youtu.be/wCoYT1z9V4Y?...

I recently made a podcast, which if you're into Comedy and comedy writers you might enjoy. Check out the link below. #comedy #writingcommunity cheekychopspodcast.podbean.com/e/episode-si...

Say CHEESE! If you can help support Chris Douch with his kids book Kickstarter. Thank-you. www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...

Thanks if you can support this amazing kids book project. 🧀✅

If you like Donkeys reading topical news jokes, this is for you: youtu.be/FqiQ5LyT-kA

@thegargle.bsky.social Thanks for the invite...just arrived 🙂 it looks nice here! Like what you've done with the place! 🙏