I love Taco Bell because they’re like, “well you can get the one item, or you can get that plus two more items and a drink and it’s a dollar more”. Ok Taco Bell you got me, it’d be fiscally irresponsible for me not to do that.

The Giants just turned a crazy 5-3-1 double play against the Phillies:

Everything is so stupid

None of these people have ever worked in a service industry and it's painfully obvious.

Cool cool cool

Ah so he is Sabonis

Not going to lie, very excited to see the My Chemical Romance-inspired developments for millennials in our not so distant future.

All the other obvious insider trading is fine though. Definitely don't investigate that!

Dalton Rushing certainly not helping clear himself of the douche allegations with that slide into 2.

As someone who no longer plays softball at Lembi because pricing kept going up and literally nothing was done to the fields, yea this tracks.

This basketball journey is so fun🏀 I am SO excited to share the news that I will be part of team #WNBAonPrime Appreciate everyone that has always supported me along the way! See you on Prime Video starting May 14th, you basketball sickos.

Beat LA again?!

Patrick Bailey LOVES hitting big-time homers against Dodgers' lefty relievers in San Francisco

Beat LA!

Ah yes but having the whole company have the flu totally exemplifies combat readiness.

Man I’m happy for De’Aaron Fox.

I’m eating Banzitos, be jealous.

Erik Miller at the end of the game

finding my favorite artists through a little underground source I like to call Madden '04

Should just lock it up and send this one in

Light the beam, may the basketball gods bless us.

The Golden State Warriors just intentionally fouled to Daequon Plowden, who is a GREAT Free Throw shooter at 84% in his career, in the backcourt with 1:25 left and down by 2. This doesn't make any sense. Are the Warriors trying to lose this basketball game?

lol Jazz winning means the Kings could have moved to 4th in the tankathon.

Sacramento peeps, go support an awesome small business who happens to make great coffee!

I'm scared, hopefully Mark is sticking with the Kings still!

HE DID IT AGAIN! Adell goes into the crowd to rob JP Crawford of a HR

What a night for 2025 first-round Draft pick Gavin Kilen, who hit his first two pro home runs -- the second of which was a walk-off shot for High-A Eugene:

Left the A’s game and had to catch the beam.

Kings rookie Maxime Raynaud is the Western Conference Rookie of the Month after a big March. He averaged 17.9 points, 8.5 rebounds, 1.8 assists in 15 games. He's making a serious case for All-Rookie first-team.

Just a reminder that the senator who sponsored the bill which became law with broad bipartisan support that states a president cannot pull the US out of NATO without congressional approval was … Marco Rubio.

The more "I'm not you're employer, I shouldn't have to tip you" posts I see, the more I think working service for a year (FOH and BOH) should be a requirement for people.

HB!

Forever Giant

Giants may want to try scoring a run or two. Just my non professional advise.

today's the day that the giants score a run. i can feel it.

provided a very reasonable solution to tanking on my substack btw

That’s a ball.

Tough way to end what had been a really good spring training for the Giants. They'll put their heads down and focus on Opening Day this Friday.

We get it, you’re excited for the new season of “For All Mankind” on AppleTV.

opening night tomorrow

No, thank you Chuck Norris.

Have to hand it to #4 on Hawai'i who is just trying to slam it in someone's face every time he has the ball.

It appears I shouldn't have picked Hawai'i to beat Arkansas. Anyways, go Bows!

Not reading too much into the fact Bericoto hasn't been sent down yet but he certainly looks like a major leaguer this spring.

My ROP Law Enforcement teacher from High School is on this team (pictured #47). Pretty awesome!

Far too often we associate "American culture" with war. We need to take a long look in the mirror and realize how awful that is.

The Jazz are just too seasoned at tanking. Kings had no shot. Light the Beam.

Maxime Raynaud is cooking right now.

Light the Beam, the beam boys deserve it.