nederlands koemeid die van somnofilie houdt aan het flirten met haar vriendin: moe

had a dream that a trio of young women kept breaking into my house to steal leftovers and prepped food from our kitchen and i was too scared to talk to them otherwise i would’ve just invited them over for dinner (they were cute)

Alcohol molecule is a dog.

mewgenics themed pawjob

my autistic girl swagger lets me fuck her

all the girls at the bar on transsexual night told me i look like the 🤓 emoji and they laughed at me

my advice is to keep at least one (1) psychotic friend in your rotation. you can have more - if you can handle them - but no less

as a puppygirl, getting scabies is actually desirable and gender affirming to me

can i come over to your rental property to pour grease down the drain?

Transsexual Lesbian Reveal! We'll Go With It If It Looks Like This. Losing Their Virginity Special 4 Hours

dit zijn echte fans, naar het ziekenhuis gaan is bolsonaros favoriete vrijetijdsbesteding

michael parenti

anyone else gets insanely horny when using their hammer drill??

- cargo not secured - no rear view mirror - no high vis vest - no seatbelt this rat is NOT forklift certified

girls PLEASE stop shaving your armpits. are you trying to appeal to pedos??

ice physics in the car i almost died!!

ice physics in real life they should remove the ice physics in real life

death to the usa

2026 is het jaar van de horse dus ik beloof ik ben dit hele jaar hors

silk song sea of sorrows trailer dropping immediately after the game awards is an all time bit

can you lock accounts here yet, i’m going jobseeker mode

shoegaze

woken up at 4 am by a drunk on my balcony vomiting, too drunk to understand that we want him to leave and aren’t inviting him in.

i’m too lazy to use this but i feel like i’m cooking here

i voted for hamas

liverpool weren’t lucky, they forced the burnley error by keeping the pressure to the whistle

silksong day RUINED by australian time zones

the wind is bourgeoise, for like the employer steals the surplus value generated from my labour, it steals half of my ciggie

being transgender for long enough and you’ll unavoidably develop survivors guilt

the whole nato leadership is in the hague, why’s nobody arresting them

straight up stroking my heat

making crumbs to clean up later

the soparnos

probably gonna delete soon as i can’t lock this account against job background checks

need a new job man

Big fan of these types of images

toxic yuri? combustible yuri? flammable yuri? asphyxiating yuri? oxidising yuri? infectious yuri? radioactive yuri? corrosive yuri? carcinogenic yuri?

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saw a butch three days ago and i’m still having the “i need to get buff” thoughts

they’re playing big iron in this airport??

does blueski not allow the  emote

greggs sausage roll verdict: almost as good as a brabantse worstenbroodje

british “people”, why are your bank notes made from plastic?

some of you need to spend less time piloting your mecha en more time on hadj to mecca

had a dream about a bear big enough to fill the whole street roaming through the streets i grew up in. some dick provoked the bear and it started doing the sumo wrestler power stomp move on his helpless body, which was completely justified.

i didn’t know americans could be catlic

getting saint nicotine poisoning off that papal pack

s/o the church i also need to light one up after every decision