Ho, Ho, Ho! I Started Dating Mrs. Claus When She Was 14!

“Here comes the kicker who hasn’t missed” Al wants overtime so bad and he might just get it.

This game is a historic event for your “momentum doesn’t exist” analytics nerd friend. This is their magnum opus.

This game is almost certainly going to have a name like the Immaculate Lateral or something if the Seahawks win this. We’re watching history.

FALLOUT SEASON 2 FALLOUT SEASON 2 FALLOUT SEASON 2

Shit, they put me in The Onion.

Packers post

Conan is genuinely the funniest human being who has ever lived. Good lord this is funny.

Years of loving Succession have prepared me for this moment, right now, to have an informed and salient take on this Warner Bros takeover.

BREAKING NEWS THERE IS A CAT AT THE BAR

Bears fans celebrating being in first place in November

YOUR FIRST PLACE GREEN BAY PACKERS

KEISEAN NIXON VINDICATED I NEVER SAID A BAD WORD YOU HAVE NO PROOF

Hyperlocal Green Bay resident post: If you drink every time you hear Pete Petoniak say “weathermaker” during a Packers broadcast you’ll die.

BEST CORNERBACK IN THE LEAGUE

How on earth do you not show a better replay of that before going to commercial? Live I thought no way he caught it.

tis the season

God this game sucks and god do I love it.

Amazon sitting on the camera angle showing the call was right just to wind up Lions fans for a commercial break is a fantastic bit

They have to circle Hutchinson before pass rush snaps because if they don’t you won’t know where he is. Especially since you’re probably looking at the quarterback and he’s not usually close to him.

They should do MyChart Wrapped

Apple Music Rewind post engage Top 100 listener for Jeff and IH 🫡 Top 500 listener for PUP 🫡

You know your favorite soccer club is having a good year when as you’re opening Peacock you say “Why the fuck am I doing this to myself” out loud

HBO Max with ads is wild. A smash cut from Alma Garrett getting railed on Deadwood to a Rocket Money ad is funnier than anything Hollywood could ever write.

Someone sign Kenny Omega

Nobody is watching this Washington/Denver game because if they were that catch would have melted the timeline.

Peer pressuring Justin Jefferson to demand a trade like I’m the national NBA media and he’s Giannis

Everyone can delete their half typed “This Brosmer kid might actually be better than JJ” posts now

Are you absolutely sure that’s what you want to name this

No. This isn’t true. Don’t let FACTS stand in the way of the TRUTH.

World record amounts of doesn’t know ball here

I’m too young for all my favorite songs of the 2000s to be known only as stadium anthems. Mr Brightside and Seven Nation Army should not live in the same realm as shit like Thunderstruck.

Guys, Dispatch is so fucking good I can’t stop thinking about it. I beat that entire game in a day. IN A DAY. I LOVE these characters and the writing and essentially everything about it. It’s perfect. I think it’s my game of the year, in an incredible year for games.

Smug ass look on my face as my “3 yards to win is more valuable than 20 yards of field position” take pans out at the holiday

Go ahead and blitz Jordan Love whenever you want I do not care at all

I love Jack White with everything I’ve got.

Tomorrow I will defeat my family.

Staring down his first Thanksgiving with his family in years and he chooses Micah Parsons instead. His family should take this personally.

If Hulk Hogan wasn’t dead I’d be sure it was him again

A third Carroll walks in like

If I were an NFL punt returner I’d change my name legally to “The Dangerous *insert first name*” If his name was The Dangerous Ty Montgomery he’d still be in the league, for example.

Drew Magary is puking blood somewhere

It’s like you’ve never heard Superman by Goldfinger

JJ McCarthy justifying every mid-QBs mega extension right now. You want to move on from Trevor Lawrence? You want to move on from Tua? It sounds great but this could be what happens.

Is LaFleur point shaving? What the hell is he doing?

*taps the sign*

Micah Parsons marry me