I live for my dog knowing how much I dislike my neighbor because it’s the only time he doesn’t listen to me when I ask him to stop barking. He’s like “not now mom I have to tell this asshole about our hatred”

My job has officially asked us to upsell on the phones and I actually am going to quit. It’s why I stopped serving. It makes my skin crawl. I feel so dramatic but I can’t and refuse to do it

My usual I ♥️ The Colorado Avalanche post

Me when Parker Kelly: 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Hoping the best for Nate. I am nervous for him

I said like a small comment to my partner about the Avs not getting a lot of rebounds and I feel a lot of the time if we just got the rebound we’d get more goals. Apparently it stuck with him cause every 5 seconds I hear “missed the rebound”“come on get the rebound”“see we got the rebound there”

I don’t like you Michael McCarron #GoAvsGo

POOKIES IN GOAL. I REPEAT POOKIE IS IN GOAL 🥰 #GoAvsGo

when you call someone and they don’t answer

I’m sorry if you’re a doll enjoyer but any bit of good will Alicia had was immediately lost upon seeing those fuckass dolls #RHORI

Lauren is scared #bbsky

Noooo I fell asleep mid book discussion 😭 #BBSky1984

Part of me feels like the narration isn’t completely reliable. Like when did history start being revised? Is Winston completely sane? Is he having a psychotic break? #Bbsky1984

Just finished Act 1. I’m so ready #bbsky1984

If we actually want to appreciate moms, we should be providing free childcare, healthcare, and guaranteed income for stay-at-home parents to put more money in families’ pockets and ensure no SAHP is reliant on a partner for their economic security. Idk I think that’s better than 15% off a vacuum.

I can’t believe y’all watched send help when I had other plans

Streams will resume next week. I am golfing with the fam in a few hours and won’t have time to stream before our tee time. Love you all 🩷

Happy Mother’s Day to all the Moms out there. And if this day is hard for anyone, please know you are loved and valued 🩷

Partner and I are going out for coffee with his mom and brother and for some psychopathic reason his brother said let’s meet at 8am. You can only imagine who is the subject of my rants this morning

At what point do I admit dead by daylight is my favorite game. Because I just purchased it on a 4th service 😅

I just find it really disrespectful that no one calls Biz by his proper name, Biznasty

I hate these casters. I hate these refs.

If these guys don’t leave the peoples princess Parker Kelly alone istg 😡 #GoAvsGo

I really wanted to watch send help with yall but I have to watch this hockey game unfortunately 🥺

Kelly Sutherland is reffing #GoAvsGo

I just want to go back to school to be an archivist but this shitty fucking government scares me that it’ll all be for naught

So why did Kyle and Amanda get married in the first place? I’m on season 4, they’re not married yet. They clearly hate each other. I’m so confused #SummerHouse

For that one Mia Goth outfit alone Frankenstein may be my fav movie I’ve seen this year

This was the most exhausting season of #RHOBH I really just dislike most pf this cast. Watching them mentally drains me

CARL AND LINDSEY????? OMG OMG OMG #SummerHouse

Not to wade into discourse but if you’re reducing everything going on w/ SCOTUS, the VRA, & partisan gerrymandering into another “you should’ve voted for Kamala” moment, you’re missing the point. This has all been the product of a decades-long conservative political project. Read a book or something

Just got home from a spa day. The place I got a pedicure was not it but the facial and head spa place was fantastic and I will be going there again when I need a day

Why do my legs need to be physically assaulted for a pedicure?

Taking bets until how long I last before crying today lol

Officially 30 🥰

I just would love to do what I went to school for but alas none of the non profits for reintegration after incarceration are hiring where I live and I really don’t have the funds or smarts to start my own so like what do?

Trying to find a new job and the first 3 pages are AI trainer 🙃

To many May showers, not enough May flowers. Brought to you by: My body hurts, please stop raining

The world is literally imploding and your upset your package is received in 4 days and not 3??? I hate my job. It’s too early to be yelled at for something so stupid

My mom calls me at 7am every Thursday morning to talk about #Survivor50 and I fear the call we’re about to have. She really wanted Ozzy to win 🫣😭

Ozzy they all turned and looked at you. Please that’s when you’re supposed to do it 😭 #Survivor50

The way I was holding my breath #Survivor50

My bad I forgot I said this an hour ago and Cirie is super smart #Survivor50

Why he is he just spilling everything??? Lmfaoooo #Survivor50

I fear this is going to work and I will no longer watch this season #Survivor50

Boooooooooooo 🍅🍅🍅🍅 #Survivor50

?????????????? #Survivor50

Yesss let’s go Tiff!!! #Survivor50

Ozzy and Devens showing positive masculinity as opposed to crap we get from Joe and especially Jonathan. #Survivor50