It's a Sunday, why not some Sweet Home Alabama.

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Dinner or sandwich I kept at home? Why don't we have polls no one will answer on a Sunday night?

Mohammed and me, we're on the same wavelength. After KSA I've no interest in bitter cold. Only way I'd survive is lathered in Vaseline and fur. So many furs.

Guessing I can take some of this surplus alcohol I bought with me to Seattle. But I definitely can't take it on the plane.

Braggot, the other honey/mead based beverage.

Tourist mom unfamiliar with concepts of travel, episode seabus and pontoons.

Love that I can buy stuff at Harbour Air's gift shop and it counts as travel rather than I have a problem with acquisitions. I did manage to resist buying an airplane model.

Every time I take a picture with a phone I sigh because it's never as good as even my bad eyes.

I should have brought sweatpants on this trip. Hard to lounge in hard pants, even if they're flannel lined.

Yet another wedding I've deftly avoided attending by people knowing I don't enjoy attending weddings. Except for like 8 people's, whose I did in fact enjoy. But that second one in Indiana where I got covid, no that wasn't one of them.

When your opener isn't allowed into Canada, is that unintentional outlaw country?

So many mullets (LAUDATORY)

Not to pick on this person specifically but this type of thing is emblematic of the left not remotely understanding things they don't like

I have no notes.

Admittedly I have only the slightest idea of whatever creds people are disputing about. You guys know you're not in highschool any more right, no one is keeping score.

The ongoing saga of the washing machine that smells like putrefaction continues. I should check in with them to see what they've decided. TBH I don't really want to change rooms over it, I leave in a couple days but also sigh.

I dunno snowbro, one of us worked help desk next to lots of DC home grown women who climbed the ladder. That you don't know any is a you thing. I remember one woman whose uncle was a GS 18, from before the SES corps was created.

Walking through Davie Village really tells me staying in to read my book until 4AM was a good choice actually.

White guys shitting on DC never take a day off but really should. I block for significantly less.

The only LA I care about is Louisiana.

I simply refuse to take anything the USCCB has to say seriously. They're the architect of Catholic diocese declaring bankruptcy to avoid child SA damages. They're not a valid authority for anything except how to do crimes and sins.

Actually some people should actually face such things David. Actions, consequences etc.

if i ran a social network i would have the software randomly hand out week-long timeouts to active posters. mandatory grass touching time.

If you're following this clown I will absolutely ask you why the fuck you would. She's a lunatic on the regular but this shit is just MAGA coded 🥶🍑. Using disappeared like this should be a banable offense, from here and society.

Sarah comparing herself to actual victims of a totalitarian regime rather than a temporarily embarrassed poaster on pause is peak Sarah. She's an awful person, please stop trying to make her a saint. She's the Eva Braun of Bsky.

betty and veronica at tanagra

Canada, what is this? A 50/50 fundraiser lottery at a concert?!

I should definitely not go and buy an airplane model from Harbour Air.

And I finished, unable to put it down.

It's a very good book and it's very late and I can't keep sleeping in til...

Reading the 7 1/2 Deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle on a Friday night, as you do.

Bean Dad culture is a mystery.

I saw these really great Wesco boots in a western vintage store and fuck of course they're not my size. Buying them second hand would be a huge savings.

Straight people really grinding their crotches raw on the stairs talking about a gay man fucking their favorite Nuzzi. Y'all need Jesus.

If a bar has a bachelorette party review it's impossible to not imagine everyone else there being irritated af. Really need more pron in gay bars, keep the zoo tours out.

This is so sad. These people have money, what is this shit, former shoe/jewelry store, detritus on the lettering sad sack charity store vibe?

I hear Seattle has a new mayor. Over/under on how long before her most ardent stans call her an aunt for not building a million 4BR apts in 30 days?

My discomfort with non Nordics using Norse mythology names for themselves online remains intact.

To the west Asian cop who does not skip any of the body part days at the gym.

To the homosexual advertising str8 big 🍑, this is entirely too much.

Ah yes, the fent lean. Vancouver isn't shy about social dumping but the especially in Chinatown.

Normies going all in on a far right meme, truly a time to be alive (derogatory).

If there was suddenly a giant shark in every PSA video, would that improve the reach of our messaging?

DC agencies staying winning at the ability to lose free money. DHCD needs a conservator. Or we need a competent mayor who doesn't appoint Mommy and Daddy's dumbo friends.

I really wish every time I read the word Mexico I didn't have the advertising jingle "avocados from Mexico" go off in my head.

Not only do straight men have to be 7 feet tall to please the heterosexual American woman, they also cannot be left handed, which is of course a sin beyond redemption itself.

Goths, you have a new god to add to the Pantheon.

My corporate apartment that's thankfully not a Sonder (RIP that could have been me) is very, very nice. We just have to fix the washer and it will be 10/10.