We sadly live in an era with more single issue voters than ever. BUT if there’s ONE issue that matters the most, it’s income inequality. It affects almost all other issues. The mega rich have gamed the system and have us at each others throats fighting for scraps. Tax the billionaires, god damnit.

Even though I always select “Ask app not to track,” it sure as hell seems like every app is tracking everything single thing I say out loud or search for in other apps.

who made this and can we be friends?

Being one of the all-time worst presidents in less than two weeks is almost impressive

@bsky.app when is your Instagram alternative coming?? We need it

It’s almost as if being a sexual abuser is a requirement to be in the administration.

The GOP and Trump voters are absolutely terrified of Trump. They love him but he scares them all. They repeat any phrase he says, wear his name, give up friends & family for him BUT they never ever dare to criticize him because they know the tribe turns on you when you do. That’s why it’s a cult.

Boy these corporations couldn’t WAIT to get rid of DEI policies. DT had one of the smallest popular vote victories in history (by NO means a mandate) and corporations are like “Loud and clear, America. Diversity bad!”

I fuckin love LA so much. I know a lot of people like to hate on the city, but I don’t give a shit?LA rules. At its core, Los Angeles is a proud blue-collar city with people from all walks of life. Then the creative black sheep from every family comes here to create together.

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I fuckin love LA so much. I know a lot of people like to hate on the city, but I don’t give a shit?LA rules. At its core, Los Angeles is a proud blue-collar city with people from all walks of life. Then the creative black sheep from every family comes here to create together.

With all of these fires and terrifying winds in Los Angeles, my first thought was “thank God Trump isn’t president yet.” He would absolutely fuck us.

Jimmy Carter dies at the age of 100. I bet he was vax’d bro!!!!!!! Check out my podcast, my subpar standup and buy my supplements!!!!!

One thing to keep in mind is all cults end terribly. When the followers eventually realize the leader was trolling them the whole time and they’ve lost everything (family, friends, jobs) for that one person, it gets spicy.

The right’s ability to brand anything the way they want is astounding. They brand their powerful rapists as victims. They brand their killers as heroes. They brand any attempt at anti-racism as bad. First it was PC, then it was BLM, now it’s Woke. They stand for nothing but power.

I love when the Jumbotron cuts away right when the person realizes they are on camera.

It doesn’t matter that Republicans ran with this story, and it makes no difference if they admit this was a lie. It confirmed the bias and there’s no way to undo that.

I'm so backwards today! I put my phone in the toaster and a piece of bread in my butt.

Coffee Bean gives you way too much ice. But they got the best ice in the game. Life is crazy.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh I like this

I miss posting about basketball. I’m gonna just vomit a bunch of thoughts… - I’ve been a diehard Clipper Fan for many years, but have lost a lot of interest in the team. Don’t love Harden. Very happy PG is gone tho. - Anthony Edwards is my favorite player - I love the NBA Cup!

Stop worrying about how the right always contradicts itself. It’s a game for the GOP. It’s about winning the moment and securing power, so they adjust their opinions in real time. The people that run the party don’t stand for anything. They just hate anything connected to liberals. Stick to issues.

The meme I didn't know I needed

Every time we order off Amazon, DoorDash, Instacart, etc, we are robbing ourselves of a human interaction. I’m gonna try to do less of each of those things. Why not try? Many restaurants have their own delivery service so call them and ask! Also, food delivery apps have higher prices. ✌🏼

Expiration dates should have a standard font, colors and placement. I’ve lost decades of my life spinning jars until finding the date. Should I run for potus?

If your entire personality is the politician you voted for, you don’t have a personality. 😘

Let me get this straight, Republicans are trying to block an ethics report that has loads of evidence about Matt Gaetz sleeping with underage girls. Does it even matter if it’s released? Blocking the release doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.

Pet owner tip: if you’ve noticed your vet has been trying to upsell you on services, do some research and see if they have been purchased by private equity. Private equity is destroying every business, giving us less choices and higher prices. I changed vets and am saving a fortune. ✌🏼

It’s weird that we are about to go through 4 years that we know will be an absolute shit show but we still have to experience it. 45 was a bad POTUS, as 47 he will be worse. Eventually I bet a lot of voters will turn on him when they realize they got played. Every cult ends badly.

Annual morbidity in the 20th century, before and after vaccines: Measles: Before: 530,000, After: 47 Mumps: Before: 160,000, After: 429 Rubella: Before: 50,000, After: 3 Diphtheria: Before: 20,000, After: 2 Smallpox: Before: 30,000, After: 0 Polio: Before: 16,000, After: 0

I know, right?? I’ve had a laptop for years and never once has Apple ever asked ME how I’d make a laptop.

On top of all the other chaos, I don’t think we realize how weird and unsafe our food is about to become. Every year, tomatoes, raspberries and strawberries become less and less red, with less and less flavor. The GMO world is about to be very empowered. Ahhhhhhhh. Ok bye.

I don’t care what someone’s reasons voting for Trump were but aren’t they at least a little concerned that actual avowed Nazis voted for the same person? No? Not worried? Maybe they’re just mad about egg prices too I guess.

Just wanted to formally introduce you rascals to my very silly girl Lainey. Short for Elaine Benes. She’s as weird as her father.

You know what didn’t have buffering issues?…… television. Just a thought.

@mcuban.bsky.social although it’ll likely never happen, I often think about your theory that if all social media accounts had to be verified, it would fix a lot of things. It’s the only way.

1. Republican wins office, inherits rising economy and ruins it 2. Democrat wins office and begins to fix economy 3. Republicans claim Democrat ruined economy and isn’t fixing it fast enough 4. Republican wins office, inherits rising economy and ruins it 5. Democrat wins office and begins to fix ec

Hershey’s bars have been riding the coattails of S’mores for decades. The sooner we come to terms with that, the sooner we move forward as a people. Got it?

The richest man in the world stood on stage and told working class Americans that him and the most corrupt politician in American history had their best interests in mind. Expert trolling. Did his voters not watch cartoons as a kid? Do they not know what a villain is?

Are we doing this??