Imagine getting stuck in a Groundhog Day loop but you’re a Roman soldier reliving the Battle of Cannae.

AOC or Gavin Newsome? Whoever has better projections in Pennsylvania, Wisconsin and Michigan will get my hope for the nomination. Those states change 2024 with less than 230k votes Those states change 2016 with less than 78k votes. Whoever can win them can win it all.

Greg Abbott screaming tyranny at PowerPoint maps and camouflage but whispering law and order when a badge forgets the 4th amendment since 4/28/15.

“The Washington Post has a long history of zealous support for robust press freedoms. The entire institution stands by those freedoms and our work.” Think they meant “had a long history”

My hardcore religious conservative parents (mom worked at a fake abortion call center) have completely given up on Trump but they’re too afraid to come out to each other about it. Kind of hilarious.

A horse named Bubba?

Feels like this somehow increases the probability of the Cascadia Subduction Zone which is due to strike.

www.wsj.com/world/europe... Aren’t anti-dumping” laws anti-capitalistic? Wonder which company not included in the 13 is going to benefit and if they have ties to a donor or investor?

Hope those eight democratic traitors in the senate get primaried asap. Can’t believe these idiots are bowing down to the Trump disease which is spreading all over the country.

Hope that democrat leaders in Congress never let anyone forget that republican congressmen are blatantly protecting child predators because they happen to be their colleagues or donors.

Sounds like the FBI is withholding evidence if that is Pash’s reasoning.

Thank the spaghetti monster in the sky that we have President Trump in office to make a ceasefire that everyone believes will be totally lasting until eternity and totally definitely will not fail at all, nope. He’s such a good boy and deserves all the treats. 🤪😜

One day the White House “ballroom” will be a museum cataloguing this country’s descent into autocracy, including horrors we have yet to see. Bookmark this skeet

Assuming that one of these two will end up winning the election. People may want to consider voting Thomas Massie over another loyal Trump propagandist.

Which reporters are still hanging out in the pentagon? Don’t they know they’re kind of redundant now? We can get the propaganda straight from the source if we want as this administration violates the hatch act with apparent glee.

Make it make sense. [Cartoon by Adam Zyglis]

do you think they'll be able to extract Cam Skattebo from whatever wall he just butted his head through before the Giants game tomorrow

Times Square

Watch for the errant flag throw that hits a player, stay for the Oscar-winning acting job.

What an end of the first half of Bama and Tennessee. Holy hilarious Batman.

Love the text on the corgi

Brian Kelly is Begonia Pink.

Sorry you think requiring agents who’ve been accused of violating citizens constitutional rights to wear and use body cameras is an, “extreme act of judicial activism.” They don’t have anything to fear if they’re acting within the confines of the law as you love telling us.

Julio was so close to committing a Dominican on Dominican crime there.

Can the Mariners pitchers hold off the Blue Jays offense again in game 3? Sure hope so. Will we see Raleigh let loose once again? Sure hope so. Which Mariners offense are we going to see? How few Blue Jays fans are going to be there?

Error didn’t help. Gilbert is not hitting his spots. Mariners are going to need a 15-inning game type of bullpen performance or a crazy offense for this one.

Learning some of the actions of Americans in the Philippine-American war, it reminds me a lot of what’s going on in Palestine.

This rain delay for game three of Mariners and Tigers appears to finally be over soon.

Still Life with Dead Birds (and a Basket of Oysters), by Germain Ribot, 1860-80

Harmeet Dhillon (DOJ) publicly targeted this judge on Twitter a couple weeks ago.

When James Madison wrote the bill of rights he wanted to make sure what he saw happening to baptists in Virginia didn’t happen to other religions. He realized a government enforced religion (British) was what caused that. He said Christianity flourished despite persecution in Rome and other lands.

The Mariners trident raise is one of the goofiest things in baseball and I love it so much.

The guy who says “we are already at war with nato and the U.S” says giving Ukraine tomahawk missiles would destroy our relations?!??! You already did that years ago idiot.

Jane Goodell!?!? Who will that Chimp in the White House assassinate to try to distract from The Epstein files next? Winnie the Pooh? Kermit the frog? I apologize to all chimpanzees for my joke.

A young rescued river otter is swimming free again! Found orphaned along a roadside, she was brought to the Zoo for care before continuing her recovery at Center Valley Animal Rescue with other two male rescued otters. Last week, all three were released back into the wild!

I came home from five nights in Portland the day before Trump made his insane “war zone” comments. Had no idea what he was talking about.

“temporary international governing body for Gaza headed by Trump and including former British Prime Minister Tony Blair.” Do they think that Palestinians would ever agree to that ? Seriously? What a joke. www.ynetnews.com/article/sy2i...

The reds can do the funniest thing vs the dodgers.

me and the boys making billions as anime smugglers

If you know someone who has money and really loves the First Amendment you can help us ensure this ruling sticks: https://timburkelegalfund.org/

We are at the stage in time where the Nazis are blaming the free speech of their dissenters for the violence that they are overwhelmingly commiting.

Thanks to all you voters for hanging in through four sparrow preliminary rounds! This is the championship round - we've reduced 16 sparrows to 4 finalists: Chipping, Dark-eyed Junco, Fox, and White-crowned. Tough decision, I love them all. Vote your champ in the comments! #birds #birding #sparrow

Nine teams are one win away from being bowl eligible, and it's the exact teams you'd expect.

John Jonik 2005

Gameday is headed to Tuscaloosa for Vandy @ Alabama.

Looks like I’m never buying any CFB, Madden games or anything under the EA banner again. It’s fine, I can play ‘25 forever. People supporting and making business deals with the 9/11 culprits is pretty insane.

Yesterday people asked why Nexstar and Sinclair caved. The answer is simple: those who tracked which companies were advertising with them made a huge impact. Thanks to those calls, companies began pulling their ad budgets over the Kimmel blackout.

Stop teasing me with threats that will lead to the end of the current Russian state Dmitry Medvedev, I can only get so erect.