GE and I did a thing… hope to see you there…

They’re going to keep pushing until something stops them.

Wouldn’t it be a shame if everyone (and i mean EVERYONE) took a minute to email [email protected] to tell Elon 5 bullet points summarizing what they did last week? Suspense is 11:59 PM EST today. Go.

Monday - I did my fucking job Tuesday - I did my fucking job Wednesday - I did my fucking job Thursday - I did my fucking job Friday - I did my fucking job There’s your 5 bullets, asshole 🖕🏼

Found out Door Dash will now require trans drivers to use their dead names as their display names, if their name has not been changed legally… I’ve never deleted an account or an app so fast…

This is a great one! Not only because the book is fantastic but also because I’m the narrator! Get yours and start listening today! a.co/d/92lAswZ

So after promising to focus on safety, they’ve gotten right down to work… on gender terminology?

Doing the important work… 😄 Feel free to head on over to Google Maps and leave your own review…

He could piss straight down their throats and they’d gargle it like it’s hot water.

How much was rent when you got your first apartment? Mine was a 2 BR, 1 bath, with utilities (water and electric) included, for $475.

This is why I’m still on Twitter… ✊

This is the energy that I'm looking to bring to 2025

Happy New Year, all! Having the fam over for Hoppin John later this afternoon! What are y’all up to today? Did everyone have a good NYE?

I’m about to watch @thetraecrowder.bsky.social live at Zanies with @kaitlynchloe.bsky.social !!!

Hi from Opryland Hotel with @godlessengineering.com

Morning, friends! Beautiful morning in Oahu… wishing I was back there now 🌺🌴

When toxic men are shown up by women they resort to condescension and belittling.

This kind of shit is why no one watches CNN anymore…

In case y’all missed AXP today, @godlessengineering.com was announced as the new permanent AXP host!! Congrats, bae! ❤️

I lost my grandma 20 years ago. This card holder, made by her hands, holds her creativity and love. It brings her into my home and life every Christmas. When I put it out or cook her recipes, she lives on. This is how, as an atheist, I connect with those I’ve lost, no heaven or god required.

Can we get separate bathrooms from the MAGA cult? I feel unsafe around people obsessed with my genitals…

Good afternoon friends! A beautiful afternoon at Abraham Lincoln’s birthplace in Hodgenville, KY…

Good morning, friends! Happy 40th Birthday to my love, @godlessengineering.com. Cheers to the next 40 years of adventures together ❤️.

Good morning, friends! It was a cloudy but beautiful morning with @godlessengineering.com in this iconic location… can anyone guess where we were?

Sunset on Sanibel Island… hope you all had a lovely day.

I could not be more thrilled that Gaetz resigned his Congressional seat because he was nominated for AG, just to turn around and withdraw his name from consideration… he REALLY doesn’t want everyone to know what’s in that report does he?

Morning friends! Here’s a shot from a beautiful early morning cruise in Niagara… hope you all have a great day!

I’m here for it…

Good morning friends! A beautiful morning walk in Milwaukee with my honey @godlessengineering.com.

I missed my morning photo. Perhaps you’ll take a sunset off the coast of San Francisco… Hope y’all are having a wonderful day!

Beautiful morning in Nice… hope you all are having a lovely morning!

Good morning all! One of my favorite morning shots from Pisa. Hope you all have a lovely day!

Update: His health guy doesn't believe in medical science. His law guy is a sex trafficker. His intelligence gal is a Russian asset. You're all caught up.

Fucking criminals… I’m just absolutely disgusted. What happened to “if you have nothing to hide…” ??

There are three main reasons I’m seeing people cite for their reluctance to move from Twitter to Bluesky: 1. Stubbornness and sunk cost fallacy 2. Not getting as much engagement 3. Bluesky doesn’t have the people/content they want on it yet Now, to briefly argue against these reasons 🧵

Good morning 🦋 friends new and old! Happy to see you all here!

The party that is obsessed with child sex offenders, & is close to a cult that claims child sex offenders run the government, just nominated a guy once investigated for allegedly sex-trafficking a 17 year old girl to be in charge of the country’s legal system. Beyond parody.

Me on the bird app… hoping for bluer skies here on the butterfly…