Who’s hungry? #portland

Ah, well, yknow, the Switch 2 IS getting pretty long in the tooth. It’ll probably run nice on the Switch 3 after you pay to upgrade the game.

hate to be crass but why they put a auntie annes right next to this meijer bathroom. got my hungry ass gwote belly rumbling like a subwoofer while old man jerry dropping turds 3 feet next to me

You are all scum

1 word to describe my life: fiddlesticks 2 words to describe my life fiddle sticks

trump could be using his pseudo dictatorship to do so much cool shit . root beer in all drinking fountains . put mario in overwatch. instead he uses it to kick out brown ppl and make me pay 6 extra dollars on online orders . dickhead

Dragon Ball - Kame House

does anyone have any jellyfish lamp recommendations . im in the business of buying a Jellyfish Lamp

reserving all the judgement and frustration i feel towards people who bought nintendo soy day 1 and releasing it onto m y mother in law

u ever poke ur damn nail off in a dresm

so fucking sick of not going Viral

fascinating note i have absolutely 0 memory of writing . like the answer is so obvious . terrible question

this is my sonic oc . guess his name . yeah. tails the fucking fox . dumbass

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 12,1947

begging for the wicked hot echidna gash that brought knuckles knto this world

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwlk... hi guys i put Mountains of blood Sweat and Tears into crafting this Video here if u would like to watch it

gotta hire a buck tooth nerd to investigate which brainless chimpanzee came up with the term Influencer . i just want to know their Name

soy

fuck dude. fuck. this is the worst time for AI to take over . i just got a real Fucking picture of big foot . nobody will believe me

What bugs me the most are Felicia's eyes! She had the beautiful blue eyes of her mother, what happened to them ... ?

im seriously starting to get worried. why is pewdiepie still not on blue sky yet

binturong. huh???

i drew a face on a picture of lasagna i found on Google and gave him a penis too 🤷‍♂️

if any groundhog day lore masters are reading . what would happen if punxsutawney phil got assassinated live on camera. would it bring upon the end of groundhog day. does a New groundhog with Eternal Life take over

always love to ask ppl where they are from . they always say som shit like "Nebraska" and i got no fucking clue if thats a State or a City or where that could possibly be . but rhe response is always "thats cool"

i would like to extend my deepest and warmest congratulations to planet Dolan for reaching 1mil subs

New Red Vox single, A/V, is now on Spotify and Bandcamp, video coming soon... vine.bandcamp.com/track/a-v open.spotify.com/track/1aUvla...

It's important to always keep a stool sample with you for networking purposes - in case a potential client is concerned about drug use. I have a very small vial of stool that I keep stored conveniently in my mouth, tucked away in my cheek.

would u rather chew on poo or see my pee . please answer in comments and explain why

Santa Claus is Comin To Town must be a hard watch for lowerbody amputees . you will always be wicked

its time we busted

eating a buncha cheese and crappin

to whoever is putting gay furry erotica on my popular with friends tab . please remember your scripture

been observing far too much cheeky behavior as of late

always weird and Fucked up when u just find out about another animal that Exists on this planet and uve never heard of it b4 . what the fuck is a javelina

Guess what l'd be occupied with :)

Fantastic

i could be a world conquering mastermind if i only had a bite to eat

21 years ago Joe had a simple question

quite frankly id prod my 8 incher into mr tysons you-know-what with ease and grace

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nobody has innovated poopy pinching techniques like me . even the most stubborn of Turdkind kneels before my prowess

just making it clear that the many denizens of blue sky are free to give me a follow if they wish haha

shout outs to bald Mother fuckers . poor saps . get well soon

im like the uub to michael jacksons majin buu

the only thing im afraid of is people Taller than me and my grandfather

auuuu

fat ppl rly think they r gonna lose 20 pounds doing pushups