“We’re the only country in the world that has mail in ballots”. - Senile Satan

Spring training is just annual delusion camp and I report for duty every year.

#WoodlandWednesday Some #woods and #trees for Woodland Wednesday. Thanks for looking; I appreciate you🫶✨️

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

We’re doing a small Christmas thing called Be Their Santa 🎅🐶 For $30, you can give one shelter dog a Christmas treat and a fuller bowl nothing fancy, just something kind that makes the day feel a little warmer. If you’d like to be a Santa for a shelter dog, the link is in our bio 🎄🤍

He’s healing after surgery, but the journey isn’t over yet. If his story reaches you, his support link is waiting in our bio.

Meet Muzzle the newest soul we’re fighting for at PridePaws. He was found with a severe leg fracture and a serious infection. No one knows what happened but he was in pain, scared, and alone. #dogsofbluesky #Pridepaws #dogmom #nomaga #art #design

🦃 This Thanksgiving, let’s give Muzzle a second chance. Muzzle was found with a severely broken leg and a massive infection. He’s had surgery and his leg is stabilized with an external brace, but the road to recovery is long. Help Muzzle this Thanksgiving: linktr.ee/pridepawsorg... #Thanksgiving

Doggie (and owner!) need some help - even a few bucks would be great. Terrible problem to have, but curable with surgery and she's only 2! 😢 Even a repost will make a difference - thanks! #dogsofbluesky chuffed.org/project/forc...

Meet Maple. She’s a 3-year-old, 70 lb sweetheart with the kindest eyes and the gentlest heart.Maple once had a family who loved her… but when pain made it hard for her to walk, she was surrendered to a Seattle shelter.💔 Even then, she never stopped wagging her tail. That’s Maple all love🥹 #PridePaws

Meet Maple. She’s a 3-year-old, 70 lb sweetheart with the kindest eyes and the gentlest heart.Maple once had a family who loved her… but when pain made it hard for her to walk, she was surrendered to a Seattle shelter.💔 Even then, she never stopped wagging her tail. That’s Maple all love🥹 #PridePaws

Some great Principles ♻️ 🌎 #sustainability #recycle #rethink #refuse #reduce #reuse #refurbish #repair #repurpose #sustainable #sustainableliving #green #waste #pollution #renewables #plastic #environmental #change #sustain

This Labor Day🇺🇸, we celebrate not only the hard work of people but also the tireless spirit of rescue because love is a labor, too.From long nights nursing sick pups to building a kinder future for strays, every effort matter💛 Here’s to workers of all kinds human & pawed alike. #LaborDay #PridePaws

🌸 Meet Bella. Just a year old, she was found curled up in pain, too afraid to move.The rescue team brought her to safety, only to discover she was suffering from a severe uterine prolapse something she could never survive without urgent surgery. 💔 #dogsofbluesky #dogs

Every rescue carries a story of survival, resilience, and hope. 🐾 When we choose compassion, we remind the world that every life no matter how small has value. 🏳️‍🌈💛 #AnimalRescue #AdoptDontShop #PridePaws

Charlie’s Update❤️ His eyes are open now not just physically, but with wonder, like he’s seeing the world for the first time. The flinching has stopped. The swelling’s down. He’s eating well. And today… he wagged his tail. Just a wobble but it meant everything.🥹 #dogmom #dogsofbluesky

Update on Charlie❤️‍🩹: His eyes are a little clearer today.🥹 He’s still tired. Still healing. But there’s a softness in the way he looks at the people caring for him now a quiet kind of trust we weren’t sure we’d ever see.🥹 The deep swelling around his neck has gone down. He’s eating on his own.😊

Charlie is a medium-sized dog, around 3 years old, who’s already been through more than most dogs ever will. He was found in a horrific state with a metal wire embedded tightly around his neck, causing severe swelling. He couldn’t see, eat, or drink. He was barely hanging on. #dogmoms #dogsofbluesky

Together, we’re proving that kindness wins. Always.❤️ From gentle hands to joyful splashes, every moment with these pups fuels our purpose. That’s what real pride looks like.🌈 Support the mission: ko-fi.com/pridepaws #PridePaws #dogsofbluesky #adoptdontshop #RescueLove #Rescuedogs #dogmoms

Over 70% of shelter dogs were once someone’s pet. They weren’t strays. They were surrendered. The system isn’t failing them we are. #PridePaws #ProtectDogs

Max’s Healing Update❤️ A heartfelt thank you to the 5 kind souls who donated to Max’s care you’re part of the reason he’s finally resting safely. But he still needs two more surgeries, and we can’t do it alone. Let’s show Max what real love looks like. Donation link : ko-fi.com/pridepaws/go...

(1/4) Max was found with a metal chain embedded deep in his neck rusted, infected, and cutting into his skin. 💔 Despite everything, he’s still gentle, trusting, and full of love. #SaveMax #PridePaws #QueerCompassion

Did you know? 🏳️‍🌈 Queer Roots Run Deep in Animal Rescue Many of the first no-kill shelters, vegan advocacy circles, and street dog rescues were built by LGBTQ+ activists. #pridemonth #queer #LGBTQ #compassionisourrevolution #compassionispoweruseyours THREAD 👇

Happy Pride Month to you too, Malcolm! God bless America! 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸

🏳️‍🌈 Happy Pride Month. We’re not just here to celebrate we’re here to protect. This June, your donation doesn’t just save shelter dogs. It funds queer-led resistance. 👇 THREAD