吹けば飛ぶような小国の戦車(n‘∀‘)η砂漠迷彩だ

@lazerpig.bsky.social you wanted to see my little freak in your hoodie. (Once I get my visor made he will become real)

Being single is a rollercoaster between ugly crying into your pillow because you lonely and eating an entire cake you made from random things you found in your fridge cos no-one is there to stop you. Should I get a dog?

I've been trying to learn to draw by typing random prompts into midjourney, and then trying to re-create whatever image it spits out. There is probably a better way, but the sadistic half of my brain lights up a little everything I remember that each time I do this is costs Midjourney money.

I helped write this. I have written a statement within which goes over everything I want to say. I hoped the day would never come when I had to write a cancel doc but when one of your best friends has been abused to the point they try to end it, life doesn't leave you much choice.

You ever want to learn how to make Scottish food with @lazerpig.bsky.social and a Twunk?! Well now you can! Scottish Cooking Stream with LP on my Twitch Channel this Sunday, 7/20, at 8:30AM PST/11:30AM EST.

I am aware my channel is hacked by some cryptoslop shit. Dont click any posts I've put up till I let you guys know when things are unfucked

Dusha Kharkiv volunteers feed kids displaced by war, special needs people in and soldiers. But cooking for 100+ people daily is expensive. Gas, water, electricity and other expanses kept building up. They are now 500000 UAH or $125000 in debt and about to be evicted from their facility (1/2)

Rule of Acquisition number 76: Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.

I don't have words. I was expecting something big and bombastic, this is America, this is the 250th anniversary of the Army, it should be glorious and have put russia's victory parade to shame. Instead we got this watered down, poorly organised shambles, it was embarrassing.

#652 - Truck #16 from our Easter campaign funded by @lazerpig.bsky.social and the community! The van has a Swiss army chevron sticker from the donor contributing €5K 🔥. The campaign is successfully closed, but we invite you to join the summer one to get more cars! car4ukraine.com/campaigns/su...

Ivan presents Car for Ukraine trucks 625-630. Amazing effort thanks to friends of Ukraine. For more of these donate here... car4ukraine.com/campaigns/ea... youtu.be/CMp8etcg9R8?... #Nafo @lazerpig.bsky.social @ricktheukrainian.bsky.social #russia #Zelenskyy #BlueWave #BlueCrew #Democrat #Taurus

Expect the various bots to push the shoot down of an India Rafale pretty hard. About how much it sucks, that its expensive garbage, something something France etc An Indian Rafale shot down a J-10 and China wants you to forget that happened.

car4ukraine.com/campaigns/ea... @babayagafella.bsky.social @thesoypill.bsky.social @lazerpig.bsky.social @spaghettikozak.bsky.social @atpgeo.bsky.social @siliconcurtain.bsky.social @sumlenny.bsky.social @prestonstew.bsky.social @realjakebroe.bsky.social @wartranslated.bsky.social #maga #nafo

This Bloody Easter shoot down those killing machines of the russian death cult! For Sumy, Dnipro and Kharkiv. @lazerpig.bsky.social @babayagafella.bsky.social @renegadechungus.bsky.social @ukrainematters.bsky.social @prestonstew.bsky.social @realjakebroe.bsky.social #nafo #maga #trump

VERY LONG THREAD. I want to, for a second, talk about a serious subject, mental health and You Tube creators. I’m fairly lucky, in that I do this as a side project with no particular expectation of earnings, or viewers or whatever. 1/11

Zelenskyy honored the memory of those killed in Kryvyi Rih from the russian strike. This is his hometown. "Honored the memory of those killed. We have no right to forget the crimes Russia has committed against Ukrainians" - Zelenskyy

I'm rather chuffed to have got to this point....thank you

I'm sorry did someone just pump and dumb the entire world economy?

One of the long anticipated T-10M tanks just showed up in Ukraine.....for sale.

A big bunch of information warriors have banded together to buy 20+ trucks for Ukraine. There are a beautiful historic patch and quality lapel pins to collect. @lazerpig.bsky.social @jonathanfink.bsky.social @atpgeo.bsky.social @ricktheukrainian.bsky.social @renegadechungus.bsky.social +more

le baguette of consequences rarely arrives buttered.

I know this was forever ago but it needs to be said. This is not a T-14 Armata. I have no idea what the fuck this thing is, I assume an MT-LB but the wheels look a little wrong.

I said this right at the start Trump thinks he can roll up to Zelensky and demand whatever because 'He is the US President' and everyone has to do what he says Zelensky will turn around and say "no" and Trump will have a freak out because he doesn't know what to do and that is exactly what happened.

Captured M113 in russian service. They took the roof off and added a cope cage. I'll give you one guess to where the shot landed.....

I remembered my password

I call this show the Why Boner turned up to 11. Five Stars. #Swamplesque

Femboys love me, Fish disbelieve my existence, Women call it overkill when you use your laser eyes to heat food out of the microwave, they make light of my attire while at the coffee shop, unaware that I am a powerful wizard with the means to cast forth the veil of ignorance from their eyes.

Live your life every day like you're fighting a losing battle but the 5'5 femboy with the child-birthing hips is watching you.

Getting into this a bit more it seems this has been triggered by something published "in summery" by the POGO foundation a civilian think tank set up by members of the famous Fighter Plane Mafia. They claim they will publish, in full, the report they have on Thursday, I'm holding off till then.

Do you reckon if I made a thread that pointed out how laughably stupid this statement is Elon would ban me from twitter?

The @lazerpig.bsky.social “Throw me to the wolves” patch is back online! Link: nafo-ofan.org/products/laz...

I AM NOT THAT FAT!

Going for a STUPID fucking walk to help with my STUPID fucking mental health and shit.

Spent the past day trying to mod Fallout 4 for a dumb video idea, but nothing I did worked. Turns out there was a big update to Fallout recently that broke a lot of mods, specifically Fallout Scripted Extender and Mod Menu, which are required for a lot of mods to work. Fuck me I guess

Because this app doesn’t allow long posts, I condensed all the info for the Christmas fundraiser here: 4fund.com/hk66t9 A Christmas to Remember is my second Christmas fundraiser, focused on delivering presents to 8 institutions across Ukraine and 1,400 children and adults, orphans or disabled

One of my Discord members found this in 7 Days to Die. Gentlemen, whut thy fuck abomination?

So this is a new one: I am being copyright-struck for the use of the Soviet National Anthem. I get bogus copyright claims on all my Ukraine videos every other week but this has got to be a new low.

THE KIBBY PLUSH HAS ARRIVED @partydemoness.bsky.social

So... I am here. Caved under pressure as everyone told me I should give it a try. Hello.

I know everyone is scared of Project 2025 and the fact we might be facing it as a reality, but if you'll allow me a shred of hopium, Trump has proven he will lie through his teeth to be elected and get what he wants. He will lie to anyone to get them to vote or support him. Anyone.

I spent all of last night awake trying to reassure a lot of friends of mine. I'm very tired. Please take this mental health break.

Hey Bluesky I can never post about this on twitter without killing my reach, but I make history videos monthly and my first one was one I wrote and edited myself about TRAIN LAW and solving the trolley problem. How often do you see that from Vtubers? Go check it out :3 youtu.be/E0pjrBWmFBg?...