Some fanart of Kona I got today, and like honestly, yeah. She absolutely would deserve some more saline 🥺🥺💙 This is very reasonable.

A Fitness, Self-Improvement, Pokémon Streamer meets his Ultimate Match. Two MALE Vtubers enter, but only one can become Victorious as a Pokémon Master. Sclimbo Vs. Lawyer. This Sunday at 8:30AM PST/11:30AM EST at twitch.tv/Konotomo

Today was a very interesting stream :)

I am streaming with Maki right now and she's giving me commands :'(

Today on Twitch, @deethesphinx.bsky.social got worried that she was being too mean and crude while teasing me. So, I did a World's First and drafted a binding Sexual-Harassment Release Form in Sub 5 Minutes live on stream. It was agreed to.

I am so thankful to have @momotoirneach.bsky.social in my life 🥺

I'm up late after workcleaning and selecting benefits for the year and answering emails and I just really wanted to sit down and play silly little game for 20 minutes and be happy so capitalism didn't win. Capitalism won.

Got rid of the long hair going into summer! I also have some in person court appearances these next few weeks and I have some conservative judges.

Muscular Kagefusa commission I received today from B9Tribeca! I fell in love with Kagefusa over a decade ago and I love this pic! Evil women 🥺🥺🙏

Would you smooch my kitty on her forehead goodnight?

Lawyers have a purpose. Please listen to them BEFORE you make a business decision. Or, don't and keep employment lawyers like me in business. 🥺🙏

Actual DM I got today calling me out. I will not apologize. Never back down from your dreams.

IT'S TIME! with my 3.0 debut right around the corner I think it's only fair to give you all a little sneak peek~! but not for free, oh no no~ if you want to see my new look early, you'll have to work for it~

I really think chat appreciated learning about the Federal Unemployment Tax Act today :3 UwU

Streaming tomorrow on Twitch with @annatrocious.bsky.social at 8:30 AM PST/11:30AM EST. I am very excited because she is very pretty and has an amazing voice...AND THEN BRINGS THIS KIND OF ENERGY.

How my day is going. Lost an associate on my team at work and now I'm doing the job of two lawyers. It's lovely.

I made Millionaire's shortbread on stream today with a shortbread base, caramel, and a Ghiradelli dark chocolate top and it came out so well now that it's all set and cut!! My cat did steal a lil bit...

I had another super fun cooking stream today!! I love Vtubing and being on model. But I love being able to feel genuinely cute just being myself 🥺 I made shortbread, and brownies, and waffles!!!

Live Now!!! Live and making food for this girl at www.twitch.tv/konotomo

"If you're a doctor that deals with births, everyday is penis inspection day." -- @milkers.moe

Going to be cooking some desserts on stream this Sunday at 8:30AM PST/11:30AM EST on the Blue Site where I am going to be joined by @pandaemoniavt.bsky.social! Later this week, she's going to be having a stream eating said desserts! Gonna be fun!

Gonna be joining Dandy this weekend after I cook!!!

My girlfriend took a picture of the Osso Buco with gremolata sauce that I made for her tonight and sent it to her bio-dad. This was his (very normal) response. :)

Radia said that she wanted to "Old Yeller" me. I hope that means I get to live a long and happy life :D

For anyone who missed my stream with @makari.bsky.social this morning it went like this...

NOT APRIL FOOLS. Nintendo's Patents on "summoning" monsters to battle for a character, it's Pokémon patents that it received and used in its Palworld patent-infringement lawsuits have been REVOKED.

I've been meaning to get something off my CHEST for quite a while. Hail Hydra.

Ended up staying late at work an extra 4 hours, as I was drafted to help get out a brief I wasn't tasked with that was due by Midnight. I love being a lawyer. Just rucking back home now.

Live now making Maple Chicken with Maple Chicken!! www.twitch.tv/konotomo

I'm making Maple Chicken with @maplechicken.bsky.social and @velocityvt.bsky.social on my channel on the Purple Site this Sunday at 8:30AM PST/11:30AM EST! Come and watch me get brutally murdered by a cartoon chicken, crack jokes, and cook some good food!

I decided to finally shave after rocking a stache for the last few months. I hope i didn't ruin the look. 🥺

Kona before and after a little size fill up. You have no idea how hard it was to stop myself from asking Skully to make the second size even bigger.

Chat doesn't believe I have what it takes to switch my practice area and become a mob lawyer. There's no faith. 🥺😭

Took my partner through the Huntington Gardens for her birthday and she stopped to sniff every tree :)

I have been working a lot on my chest and shoulders this year, and I think my traps have really been coming up as a result. Feeling happier with my progress :3

I cannot cope with the sheer aura of these two goth streamers tomorrow on the purple site at 9am PST/12pm EST. Don't miss it! Gonna be joined by @attera.bsky.social and @patccine.bsky.social

Not a thought in her head when she's laying on her heating pad.

I got some fanart by @marecat33.bsky.social of me as an MLP pony...itself inspired by Dapplegrim, pictured right. A horse of Norwegian folk tale renowned for its fondness for milk, and absolutely nothing else problematic. I love it!!!

I'm just a Ken doll, living in a Barbie World.

My cat will literally beg and cry until I pat her hard enough to tenderize her. I don't understand why.

Live Now on the Purple Site with some Cuties for Valentines!

Having a Valentine's Day Cooking Special at 8:30AM PST/11:30AM EST on the Purple Site! I'll joined by my IRL Girlfriend and two Mommy Vtubers. Stream title is: "Irl Cutie gets Corrupted by a Lawyer While Two Hot Vtubers Watch"

Anyone else have any cool Valentine's Day plans coming up? I think @umbrevt.bsky.social might have some for me.🥺

🔴LIVE NOW🔴 on the Purple Site with Flare and Umbre...but I think there might have been a small change to Umbre's model...

Gonna be streaming tomorrow morning on the purple site with literally my first ever friends in this space. @flarevt.bsky.social and @umbrevt.bsky.social I am super excited 🥺💙

Settled a case today for just shy of 2 million, and got a great pump at the gym afterwards!! Trying to pack on some more mass before summer.

So this is how my Partnerversary went :) The girls literally just FAWNED OVER EACH OTHER...THE WHOLE TIME.

LIVE NOW AT www.twitch.tv/konotomo FOR MY PARTNERVERSARY!!

🔴Live Now🔴 Gone live with @leshi.bsky.social yapping about the Luigi trial, and this week's legal news at www.twitch.tv/konotomo

It's my PARTNERVERSARY this Sunday at 8:30AM PST/11:30AM EST! Gonna be having a cooking stream with some pretty (tall) women. I'm celebrating a year of having a purple checkmark, and getting mogged by @radiaactive.bsky.social, @vampykinz.bsky.social, @demonbenny.bsky.social, @spookierose.bsky.social