Radia said that she wanted to "Old Yeller" me. I hope that means I get to live a long and happy life :D

For anyone who missed my stream with @makari.bsky.social this morning it went like this...

NOT APRIL FOOLS. Nintendo's Patents on "summoning" monsters to battle for a character, it's Pokémon patents that it received and used in its Palworld patent-infringement lawsuits have been REVOKED.

I've been meaning to get something off my CHEST for quite a while. Hail Hydra.

Ended up staying late at work an extra 4 hours, as I was drafted to help get out a brief I wasn't tasked with that was due by Midnight. I love being a lawyer. Just rucking back home now.

Live now making Maple Chicken with Maple Chicken!! www.twitch.tv/konotomo

I'm making Maple Chicken with @maplechicken.bsky.social and @velocityvt.bsky.social on my channel on the Purple Site this Sunday at 8:30AM PST/11:30AM EST! Come and watch me get brutally murdered by a cartoon chicken, crack jokes, and cook some good food!

I decided to finally shave after rocking a stache for the last few months. I hope i didn't ruin the look. 🥺

Kona before and after a little size fill up. You have no idea how hard it was to stop myself from asking Skully to make the second size even bigger.

Chat doesn't believe I have what it takes to switch my practice area and become a mob lawyer. There's no faith. 🥺😭

Took my partner through the Huntington Gardens for her birthday and she stopped to sniff every tree :)

I have been working a lot on my chest and shoulders this year, and I think my traps have really been coming up as a result. Feeling happier with my progress :3

I cannot cope with the sheer aura of these two goth streamers tomorrow on the purple site at 9am PST/12pm EST. Don't miss it! Gonna be joined by @attera.bsky.social and @patccine.bsky.social

Not a thought in her head when she's laying on her heating pad.

I got some fanart by @marecat33.bsky.social of me as an MLP pony...itself inspired by Dapplegrim, pictured right. A horse of Norwegian folk tale renowned for its fondness for milk, and absolutely nothing else problematic. I love it!!!

I'm just a Ken doll, living in a Barbie World.

My cat will literally beg and cry until I pat her hard enough to tenderize her. I don't understand why.

Live Now on the Purple Site with some Cuties for Valentines!

Having a Valentine's Day Cooking Special at 8:30AM PST/11:30AM EST on the Purple Site! I'll joined by my IRL Girlfriend and two Mommy Vtubers. Stream title is: "Irl Cutie gets Corrupted by a Lawyer While Two Hot Vtubers Watch"

Anyone else have any cool Valentine's Day plans coming up? I think @umbrevt.bsky.social might have some for me.🥺

🔴LIVE NOW🔴 on the Purple Site with Flare and Umbre...but I think there might have been a small change to Umbre's model...

Gonna be streaming tomorrow morning on the purple site with literally my first ever friends in this space. @flarevt.bsky.social and @umbrevt.bsky.social I am super excited 🥺💙

Settled a case today for just shy of 2 million, and got a great pump at the gym afterwards!! Trying to pack on some more mass before summer.

So this is how my Partnerversary went :) The girls literally just FAWNED OVER EACH OTHER...THE WHOLE TIME.

LIVE NOW AT www.twitch.tv/konotomo FOR MY PARTNERVERSARY!!

🔴Live Now🔴 Gone live with @leshi.bsky.social yapping about the Luigi trial, and this week's legal news at www.twitch.tv/konotomo

It's my PARTNERVERSARY this Sunday at 8:30AM PST/11:30AM EST! Gonna be having a cooking stream with some pretty (tall) women. I'm celebrating a year of having a purple checkmark, and getting mogged by @radiaactive.bsky.social, @vampykinz.bsky.social, @demonbenny.bsky.social, @spookierose.bsky.social

A certain green scorpion @radiaactive.bsky.social shares what she thinks of me. I'm JUST a lawyer. 😭

Live and getting rid of @pixos.bsky.social from my life forever at www.twitch.tv/konotomo

It's the year of the Horse. As a result my horse-sona is now Dapplegrim, of Norwegian folktale. No, I am not accepting questions.

I am having my 4K Follower Celebration on Twitch this Sunday at 830AM PST/11:30AM EST. To celebrate I will be having my last ever collab with @pixos.bsky.social After this Sunday I will never collab with her again. 🫠😭

Happy Dragon Appreciation Day. Today I appreciate @azurathedragon.bsky.social

Streaming with Marin and it's been Zero Days since I last Doxxed Myself :(

I dont think anyone would OBJECT to some art of me and @momotoirneach.bsky.social as Phoenix and Mia from Ace Attorney, with Mia being SLIGHTLY more top heavy. Right? 🎨 by @clawdeeverproud.bsky.social

Uploaded a new video exposing a Youtube Channel making fake, courtroom ragebait. Watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMl8...

Birthday fanart of fem Kona and Rangiku Matsumoto 🥺💙🙏 🎨 by @milkers.moe

It's my birthday today and I'm spending it with the best girl in the world, Dusty. Once...I get back from finishing two massive briefs at the office. 🥺🎂😭 I am 31 today!

Live now at www.twitch.tv/konotomo

Birthday Celebration Tomorrow with a bunch of friends!!! I'm gonna be making some Ossobucco... IN A MAID OUTFIT, joined by a whole bunch of Vtubers! Tomorrow at 9AM PST/12PM EST.

My favorite Christmas gift this year!!! It's a shirt with my cat all over it 🥺🥺🥺

Newton's Cradle of me and my best buddies @tomithebull.bsky.social and @milkers.moe 🥺 I need this for my office desk. (I would be fired from my law firm)

Had a great Boys Night stream today with @tomithebull.bsky.social and @milkers.moe You know. Very masculine. 🎨 by @0systemd.bsky.social

I love streaming with @momotoirneach.bsky.social and her new model outfit :3 (Btw please send her some love and support, she's been giving it her all and deserves it!)

Streamed with @leshi.bsky.social today, and chat said that I am so short I need a balloon or two for conventions. 🥺

Just got my Bingus plushie from @radiaactive.bsky.social Makeship merch. Dusty is already investigating her new brother!! It's so cute!!

Just watched Zootopia 2 and it was delightful. I wonder how many furries will be awakened by these damn, beautiful tigers THIS TIME. It is inevitable.

I've had a headache from the time I woke up until now despite proper sleep, water, caffeination, and food, right around my left eye and temple. Pls end my suffering.

Here @konotomo.bsky.social On a victorian era Fainting couch ! (Idea given by the awsome @momotoirneach.bsky.social )

Tomorrow I'm gonna be cooking some Dragonball inspired dishes on stream with @luckyakuma_ and a special surprise guest (who could it pretty obviously be??) Stream starts at 8:30AM PST/11:30AM EST.

I had Chinese food to help my mood feel better and now my tummy hurts.