‘ hey guys what’s going o— WHY IS EVERYONE NAKED !? ‘

+ as he landed , he quickly put his arms up , barely blocking gohan’s punch , keeping them up to try and defend himself from them. letting his arms take the impact. 𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐎𝐍 𝐃𝐄𝐅𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐄; #𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒3 𝐗 #𝐉𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐔

"Rip that Android to pieces. I am sick of hearing him talk. I am really, really sick of it." Reina is hoping Gohan can fight as she watches..

"Break him harder than you ever did before, Cell. Send that kids soul to the brink of despair. Make him beg for death. Break him, kill him, and show his body off to the rest of that damn organization of his!"

/: tag was supposed to be #𝐔𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐈 , my bad

/: probably

zen With the knowledge that this is both Tony's Cell and Gohan accounts, something has crossed my mind. This just an allegory for Tony fighting the demons in his head?

+ ——— 𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑺𝑷 !!!! ‘ if you genuinely think this’ll be like the way it was years ago , you’re mistaken 𝑩𝑹𝑨𝑻. ‘ #𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒3 𝐗 #𝐉𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐔 +

"Okay, THIS is fourteen. How come I’ve never seen Gohan use this form before?" Ize grins. "It’s quite bloodlusted… I’d like to see where this goes."

dad we are not going through this again

. . . one , trying to calm him down is like trying to get a cat to take a bath. two , why the fuck would i want to know how fat my dads ass is ?

THE FUCK I GOTTA DO WITH THIS

I will kill you. And then kill you again.

We might have to kill him, chat.

why

dad what the actual fuck

𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭

That familiar , unsettling gut feeling returned , sharper than ever. The one she always seemed to feel whenever something was happening with Gohan — whenever his safety was at risk. Could it be ... his turn now ? Her heart ached at the thought. “ Gohan ... please be safe. ”

+ ‘ . . . gohan ? ‘ ( @scholarhybrid.bsky.social ) #𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒3 𝐗 #𝐉𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐔

/: us bullies must stick together

‘ . . . yes. ‘

‘ okay but like — that was a cool ass line and you know it. ‘

“ ... Gohan , you need to stop using random words you hear from people. ”

/: what are significant others for if not to dunk on them ? 🤝🏽 ( i also like dunking on my girlfriend from time to time )

‘ i’m always in the dog house because I ALWAYS GOT THAT DAWG IN ME !! ‘

“ and if i somehow ‘slipped’ every spider known to man in your bedroom i’d be the bad guy , correct ? “

“ DO NOT ENCOURAGE HIM. “

“ . . . fuck it i’ll take anything else at this point. you’re right sex makes babies. “

“ . . . banging your head on a brick wall. banging your head on a brick wall. banging your head on a brick wall. banging your head on a brick wall. banging your head on a brick wall. banging your head on a brick wa— “

Eh , fuck it , why not. Sure.

goten . . .

you wanna go to planet namek ? like right now ?

( i n h a l e. ) yep. should’ve guessed it.

HDJAISJXJSIDKFHDH ( he’s crashing out. )

. . . how do you function , dad ?

NO !! YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND——

HOW DID HE EVEN GET THOSE TWO CONFUSED !? ITS CALLED TOOTHPASTE !!!

. . . OKAY NOW THAT HAD TO HAVE BEEN ON PURPOSE —- ITS IN THE NAME DAD.

... Goku , what the fuc ─

‘babe’ , why ? i heard sora call his girlfriend that and thought i’d try it with you. feels pretty natural.

At the end of the day, I still think it's weird that some of the most vocal roleplayers chose to stay on a platform owned by someone whose main goal seems to be fucking our country over with the orange man, but that's just me. I ain't taking that shit back. It writes itself.