"Sometimes the status quo can be... boring. I do get why people love it but... Chaos is usually where it is at! Chaos inherently twists the status quo! The kind of despair and chaos that keeps life from being boring is my specialty! Why should we settle for a status quo where nothing happens when-

"Probably for the best they don't know. You'd be talked up by the fucking boyscout in spandex there. Darkrai... Darkrai...." He did remember he was stalking a girl and her girlfriend a while ago and tried to kill them. He was interrupted by a strange figure with a name similar to that...-

bern Iono buddy. Iono buddies-.

"Oh... Oh.. .Well shiiiiiit! You don't look like you came out of a furcon or out of an anime! Guess they did a shit job, haven't they? Don't tell the Justice League this. They'd try to recruit you to be a goody-goody two shoes! Please tell me the scientists died slowly!"

"Hybrids. So what you're saying is they're making a few superheroes that will only run for a short issue before being fodder for Darkseid. Got it!" Jokers mind goes... somewhere. "Or is it like when they kidnap humans and splice them with dog DNA to make them an obedient doggy?" Ouch..

"Give me some Ciroc. That hits the spot whenever I am in the mood for a drink!"

"...Who the hell has "Team" in their organization. That's like calling a Dog "Puppy". If they don't have a Rocket ship, I'd be disappointed as all hell!"

"Wow. It wouldn't be the first time I had my brains ooze out of my ear. And don't worry, I bet you to harvesting my own skin before. If Supes can't kill me and Bats obviously doesn't want to do it, I doubt you'd do it. Now give me the good stuff!"

"You see, if you see someone cosplaying as a bat running around and beating up criminals, you should realize he's the true bad guy! And I have to keep him under control! Someone has to keep the Batman under control!" Riiiiight.

"Nah. You'll get that Bud Light crap that the Bats drinks for the rest of your life! ENJOY!"

"Seems this goofy town knows the one and only from Gotham! Now hit me with some ice cold vodka, Troll boy! Go on!"

"Who brought the Troll here because he's out of his bridge and serving alcohol!" Dammit, Joker.

“Hey do I got a Blooze Skye? C’mon guys! I need a Blooze Skye! Wait a minute…” *MOE FROM THE SIMPSONS JOINS BLUESKY!*

bern Had to.

"Writer, writer! I'm fighting a war! Don't let some Project Moon lookalike bitch steal my lines!" Shut your mouth and beat up Kiryu, yous stupid clown.

If there is a definition of a "Gang War" this would be it. Yakuza and Gotham City gangsters, duking it out in such a violent fight. Joker however actually let Kiryus fist connect to his face! After all, fighting a certain Batman for so long, Joker doesn't seem to mind the pain at all. No,-

bern I'll get a Joker response to the Kiryu battle soon. Muse has been dead on Joker for a while.

bern I am kind of tempted for Joker to have his face torn off somehow at the end of this war, like in New 52. Just to make him even more deranged and to have some injury on him.

"Oh, how glorious! Some Jiritsu members told me about you! The Dragon of Dojima, Kazuma Kiryu himself! You're pretty much a legend in Japan! I was expecting someone like Superman or someone very weak. Looks like I got who I needed!" The goons would slam their baseball bats and load their guns-

He trusts the Kryptonian boyscout to focus on not doing collateral damage and actually helping them go even if the Joker gets the biggest Tackle of his life. Besides. The only other alternative was pissing his rival Batman and he doesn't have the strength to do so.

Step #1: Piss off Superman to the point of having him go after you. Step #2: Line yourself up near the objects as he's coming. Step #3:

"So-called heroes, you say? I'm no hero, I can tell you that much already, but this is a world full of things I cherish, so if you and Jiritsu think you can waltz in and break this world and the people in it.. Then you better be ready to get beaten to the ground.. because we're not giving up!" +

Joker was hoping to see Sora out of all people would be here. I mean, it is obvious. He is still leader at this moment. And honestly? He's one of the many members of Unmei he would love to mess with if he could. Upon hearing Soras declaration, the Clown prince with his soldiers stopped.-

+ He then turned, now once again, looking into the distance, awaiting the arrivals of their enemies. “ALRIGHT #𝐉𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐔, YOU WANT US!? COME AND GET US!” “WE’RE RIGHT HERE!” [ #𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐗 #𝐔𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐈 ]

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! After many delays and many anticipation, yours truly WILL participate in beating those Unmei idiots senseless! Oh, yes. To quote one girls sister, these 'Wannabe Heroes' will be going down up and smoke! Perhaps when we're done, I'll get a promotion in-

"We may be enemies but do you know who I respect more than someone like him who couldn't do shit with his abilities? The fucking Condiment King! At least he knows the extent of his abilities! Yes! This guy can beat him!"

"Is it time? Oh, please. Tell me, is it time? Do we send #𝐔𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐈 into a pit of madness and watch them all break!? I AM HERE FOR IT!!"

"...To think I had faith in Cell causing destruction. Tch. What a bore. Being taken out by some angsty kid."

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"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls... WELCOME TO HELL!"

"Merry Christmas to Gotham and the Multiverse! I mailed this to all my friends and enemies! Hope you enjoy my Santa Joker figurine! I had to kill a few CEOs of a toy company to make this fucking thing!"

"I should probably try to do more Unmei hunting myself. Between my crimes in Gotham and me wanting to make a specatular show when I do, I have been putting off on it. Outside of that one Pokemon trainer and her girlfriend and a bit of the damned leader, I haven't targeted them lately."

"They do help with the heavy lifting, literally and figuratively. But after a while, they get annoying. Have you heard of Bane? That fuckhead is just annoying me after a while." He did work with all the major criminals of Gotham at one point in his life. "The brains order the muscles around.-

"So you are quite an intelligent young girl. We need more smart people than mere brutes here!" A bit of a laugh from the clown. "The offer to visit is there any time. I still have to go to get... ahem... supplies for down the line. Scarecrow knows I need his fear gas lest I break his legs."

"Oh, trust me. You can say I am one of Jiritsus veterans sadists here. If you have seen what I performed at Gotham City, you'll know you got yourself a powerful ally! Who knows. Maybe I can drop a nice kid like you there and see how the bats react~." ..How would Batman handle a kid like Renne?

"Oh, missy. It doesn't matter who you should scythe up next. What matters is making them feel like they're suffering. Make it slow. Give them hope and then break it! Merely maiming and killing won't break someone!"

"Yep... Yep. You and that cat-bitch would become real good friends. Just have a few cats walking around and she'd think you're a clone!"

"You look like a Japanese Catwoman but in red, if you want me to be honest."

bern You lock Joker and Junko in a room for an hour. What happens next.

"Is that one of those Japanese idols? Oh I heard what they do in their free time!" Joker, stop.

"Come on. You're acting like I'm going to do something crueeeellll! Look at me! Do I look friendly!?"

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"Oh, Ragyo. If you know what I did to one of Batmans Boy Wonders, I did so much before that warehouse exploded that when he came back to life, he was a fucking mess! HAH! Maybe I should do something similar to her!" He'll always rub what happened to Jason Todd here...

"So /this/ is the True Dark Souls, ladies and gentlemen!"

𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙇𝙏𝙃 𝘽𝘼𝙍 𝙁𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙎 𝙐𝙋 𝙎𝙀𝘾𝙊𝙉𝘿 𝙋𝙃𝘼𝙎𝙀 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑶𝑳 𝑶𝑭 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑩𝑬𝑳𝑳𝑺 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑺 𝑰𝑵 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑰𝑵 ㅤ

"Oops, fingers slipped. Guess the multiverse isn't gonna have a Christmas after all~." ...That's Santa laying in a pool of his own blood next to Joker...

Makima should probably go to the 'Joker hate club'. There's like hundreds of people who wish he was dead.

"Is there going to be chaos soon? Oh, you can't leave me out of it! I need to see it all!"