Good morning. Today is the 80th day that the U.S. President is running a backdoor bribery scheme in which any CEO or foreign oligarch can send him money secretly through his crypto coin scam in exchange for favors. It's the biggest scandal in the history of the Presidency.

NEW BOMBSHELL REPORTING FROM DER SPIEGEL Mobile numbers, email addresses and even some passwords belonging to top Trump officials including Mike Waltz, Pete Hegseth, and Tulsi Gabbard have been found online, revealing an additional grave, previously unknown security breach at the highest levels. 1/

I'm sorry....

I would propose they use the massive vacuum inside Marge's head to suck out all the oxygen and starve the fire.

I apologise in advance.....

Grim.

A front page for the ages.

Karma's a bitch. You fuck around, you find out.

You must be a bit of a cunt to strip funding from research into childhood cancer.

And then the idiots re-elected the criminal rapist who instigated it.

Doctors, who understand vaccines, are working against Trump's HHS candidate, who is a mindless cunt who doesn't understand that vaccines. 'MURICA. The buyer's remorse the US is about to experience will be horrendous.

Nothing to see here, folks. No special favors to anyone we know.

I have a really bad feeling that the USA is gearing up for some serious buyer's remorse...

Elmo's shithole seems largely populated by fascist bots now. Seems every reply is from Davebignumber with an Aston Villa football shirt profile, talking about small boats. What a shithole it has become.

Gotta love community notes.

Speaks volumes.

As Janey Godley has her funeral, here is her roasting Michelle Mone. 😂

Love bees. Love 'em. If the bees go, we go. I shit you not.

This. And hundreds of thousands dead from covid, the elderly thrown under the bus in carehomes by Hancock, and the Austerity deaths... Tories are killers. Mass killers. But as long as it isn't your choice, they're happy.

I'd rather be vigorously fistfucked by a rabid pangolin with herpes, my balls slow roasted over a dung fire, and molten lava ladled into my gaping ringpiece than read her inane bullshit. Any questions?

There is something really sinister about rapists & pedophiles wanting to limit women's reproductive freedom. Are they trying to fill the world with their own sick genes, criminality, and putrid mysogyny?

Just a reminder. The shitbags who backed brexit have had not a penny from me since brexit. These fucks, listed below, will not get a penny from me either. Fuck 'em.

Yes, it did happen. Then the Orange shitgibbon did actually steal the next election.

My pangolin is sharpening his nails. Apparently Nige is back in Clacton for a 'surgery'.

Just been to Elmo's kitchen. Grim as hell. Fullae shites. Better here.

Alexander Vindman is a patriot. Elon Musk, himself an oligarch, is drunk on power and out of control.

A rapist. A quack. A ketamine-fuelled fuckwit. A Russian asset. The aoraneg shitgibbon's cabinet is looking like a circus of criminality already.

Which brexit benefit are you enjoying today?

All polls show that the public mood on Brexit has changed. People want it undone. www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/2473930...

I've just checked. Yes it's true. Totally true. Nobody elected Elon Musk.

It's only the clubbed feet and lack of opposable thumbs keeping them together.

Guess where we are.....?

Trump: "I'm ready for my next cabinet pick." Aide: "Shall I get the Sex Offender list or the Russian Asset list?"

Rapists and pedophiles. The GOP is a hideous dusgrace.

Behold. A list of c×nts to avoid.

Lets get rid of racists, fascists and mindless bigots. Make some room for intelligent people.

the way Trump’s appointments are going, Colonel Sanders is going to be appointed head of the army

Clarkson is, was, and always will be a tosser.

Greetings from Montreaux, I've had a quick chat with Freddie, Miles and Stravinsky; they all say hi.

Who’s down with this? ✋🏽

Farmers might be better off if they'd planted more crops instead of posters in their fields.

I am a Dutchman and never see the Sun or other British tabloids. Maybe some copies are sold in Amsterdam to British expats, but the Dutch don't read that rubbish. This is an article about British media on our FBPE-blog. The British media, a sad story - FBPE Blog - Follow back pro EU

I wonder if the poor dumb bastards who voted for the Rapist-in-Chief realise how ruthlessly and savagely they are going to be brutalised by Project 2025 and it's architects. I am trying to give a shit about them, but it's hard. Real hard.

Yeah it would be dreadful if it was shared far and wide…

Right then. Gonna get up. Scratch my balls. Make tea. Have a huge Farage. Spend 30 seconds in Elmo's kitchen calling tories cunts. Then I'll start my day. Sound good to you?

BREAKING: A woman testified to the House Ethics Committee that she WITNESSED Attorney General nominee Matt Gaetz have sex with a minor (rape.) abcnews.go.com/US/exclusive...