The lord done took donuts away from me. Everytime I eat one I get heartburn. LORD WHY?!?!

Yall coming to my baby shower?

I've had a contusion in my glute. U ca not run until it heals. Only takes about 2 weeks tho

I'm mad I chuckled at this dad joke lol

We going in

I been absent. I'm BYKE tho.

I have been drinking wine all day. Since 9 am And idc what u think I'm fancy whore 💅🏾

Vibes But I'm doing the bendin

I been doing all this workin out and I'm still shaped like Mike 😒

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Make yourself known. I wanna rub yo booty

Eye. Yam. HOLLERING That nigga tried to 50 first dates you lmao

We STILL workin 💪🏾

I knew there was a reason I like the turtles. Then my niggas fr

Easily my favorite hat

Somebody gimme some new R&B to listen to

And how white voters align with both of them because they think it will limit any power or advancement for everyone else. It's the one issue at the middle of the venn diagram that they all agree on. So that's why do many dummies who chose this. They voted for wealth, power, and/or supremacy.

I'm drunk and ready to send nudes 😂

Honestly, I love this. It’ll be like sears in reverse.

Is we can't lie at Bella noches where else can we lie?!

Anytime I get asked "any allergies?!" I have to resist the urge to say "fuck niggas"

Yall ain't gone buy one of they have a fire sale? Shiiiiiiiiiid I might I ain't eem gone hold u 😂

Sauna will detox you so good OMM

We workin a lil bit 🤌🏾

I got on crocs and sweats right now 😂😂😂

Might cut off all my facial hair and leave nothing but the ass duster

Her voice is amazing

Rick Ross Dress for Less face ass

Absolutely

Nah fr fr every woman I ever called big money laughed like shit when I said it cuz I'm hilarious and comedy is all about timing 😂

Every time I used "big money" In reference to a lady I got some same night kewchie. Stay dangerous 🤌🏾

Call her “big money” women love that >>>>>>>

The sun is SUN'N today 😍

I gotta stop drinking 😒 The gym almost ain't see me today and my big ass need to be in there for sure

Sharing the free labor burden in the household will save a lot of stress in a relationship Ex: cooking cleaning childcare ect You're not less of a man for doing household chores. You're actually just a husband/father/partner.

A car that said "security" on it just honked at me as I sped past em. Boy fuck u. Come pull me over so I can beat yo ass 😂

Niggas can't wear this no more cuz everybody fat

FYBAN 😢

2XLT FOR A 5’11”, 195lb FELLA 😤 😤 😤

Mexico President: 🇲🇽 "US Customs and Border Protection data show that 80% of those arrested for fentanyl trafficking at US ports of entry were US citizens" #cdnpoli

fentanyl trafficking is a u.s. created crisis. u.s. citizens want it and pay to have it trafficked in, usually by other u.s. citizens. it is NOT an immigration issue.