I would never disrespect my granddaddy like that please and thank you with Crystals and Saltines ☺️

Yourself as a cartoon character.

Literally me yesterday making a doctor's appointment at my new PCP. He picked up that phone and I said thank gawd!! I said please sir make sure I get a doctor that's gonna believe me if you catch my drift and that's all he needed to hear.

How does Beyonce always know when I finish filing my taxes 🙂

Tell me your pet's name in a gif

Why tf is January already over?!

No judgement AT ALL but I implore some of you guys to check out FetLife.com where posting HOLE and POLE are the norm and not a jumpscare for someone who just watched a cute puppy video followed by a picture of yummy looking baked potato and people skeeting through insomnia.

I would like a ROBBERY video post hast Mr. A$AP.

Why are we doing that when Kevin Smith just bodies his rendition with Master's of the Universe: Revelation!?!? Give me a season 4!!

Finally finished this season of Fiona and Cake and safe to say I am unwell 😭

This an anti-southern and somehow feels racists idk?!?!?!

Merry Christmas niccas!

Stumble is my new sitcom obsession lol

NLE has been leaning a lil CAMP I fear the last few years so I'm trying not to judge his artistic expression but that cowboy jig got me cackling like a fox in hea 🤣🤣🤣

Why did he just randomly start doing a Haka I am confused?!?!?

Contemplating on applying for one of these bikini barista carts but like is it a paper bag test or some cause I neverrrrrrr see any girls that look like me.

Why do the r&b girls always have to run to that backflipping JAY for a feature! IM SICK OF IT!!

God please send this man to Hell tonight, it’s time.

Fawkkkkk cries in still knowing mines, my Papaws and my aunties landline by heart like it's 281-330-8004.

First Halloween Party of the season owes us nothing!!!!

English Teacher is pure comedy lmfao.

Lmfaoooooooooo dawgggg he got the fuck up there hahahahaha

Baby always giving face 💖

It's my birthday and it doesn't feel like it. For weeks I've been trying to get myself out a this episode before now and I'm still so far in the shit.

Just left HIM and my God cinema.

Best Day Ever Festival starts tomorrow I'm excited to see how year two goes.

Spotify has a message feature now, hmmm interesting I'm intrigued 🧐

I have a few my longest friend is actually getting married in October and I am apart of the bridal party we met in the 6th grade in chorus in 2005 both live in different states but make a point to check in and see one another once a year.

I wake up and put on 104.1 WDLT on onlineradiobox so I can listen to All Blues Saturday with Nikki Demarks!! Lol been in PDX for almost nine years and I haven't missed a Saturday morning lol.

This is shitt is fryinngggg me lmfaoooooo

Lmfaooooooooooooo

2025 starting to feel like 2016 with all these good ass projects dropping and the year isn't even over yet 🙌🏾 😭

No new pictures, where are you mentally.

Does anyone else just need a really good cry and then you get over the thing you were crying about like it never happened? Or am I actually unwell?

Wait why is this fryinggg meeeeee 🤣🤣🤣

Between it is what is is and ball up top can't pick which one I use more. Honorable mention to me and my besties use of Sicko Mode when troubled 🤣

Got my heart broken again lmao well at least I'm still pretty funny.

Seated and sat!!

Trap House 20th anniversary deluxe? Oh count me in lmaooo *pulls out pyrex*

.Deftones That’s all. 💚

TEYANA TAYLOR! That's it that's the skeet. Yesssssssssssssss MA'AM!

Having BPD makes me nevvvvverrrrrr want to experience a romantic relationship again like why am I like this 🙃

Currently it's the "partying, partying" part of Friday by Rebecca Black

"Watch meeeeeeeee" 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀

Lol it's usually too late to take it back after I've said fuck right in off lmaoooo

Smitten is my favorite way to be.

Love a good bar bathroom 👽

Three drinks in and I've already sent "that text".

Fav local bar tings #CovertCafe #PDXBars #NerdBar